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Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover REVEALED! [VIDEO]

Spicy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:12:57 +0000

Chelsea Handler revealed her Playboy cover on the Jay Leno Show Wednesday night.

Well, more like the show revealed it, she didn’t. According to her she hadn’t seen the shot yet. But you never know when to believe that girl, she’s always funking with you. Speaking of, she and Jay really roast each other’s nads throughout this clip. Chelsea is great. She’s got this witty locker room humor, and I just love it. She can hang with the big boys any day.

Looking good, Chels!

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Marge Simpson Playboy [PHOTO]

Spicy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:48:51 +0000

Marge Simpson is a Playboy Cover Model

Cartoon character Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of the November 2009 issue of Playboy magazine.

“The Devil in Marge Simpson” issue will hit newsstands October 16th.

(No, I am not going to make a joke about the carpet matching the drapes because TMZ already stole that one from Entertainment Tonight, – who posted the story yesterday!)

I remember stealing dad’s Playboys as a kid, (yes, even I did it!) and I bet any kid who just so happens to run across dad’s Marge Simpson Playboy issue will surely have a read! Who’s next? Dora the Explorer? Just sayin’…

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Kate Gosselin Playboy Offer

Spicy — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:04:58 +0000

Will Kate Gosselin accept the offer from Playboy?

Just what you always wanted to see, right? A mother of 8 pose in Playboy!

Octomom turned the same offer down, (thank gawd!) but I don’t think she has had as much body work as Kate has. She has a touch of ‘Tara Reid Tummy”. It just doesn’t quite look right. It’s obvious that she’s had it pulled, yanked and the fat sucked out!

The latest on the Jon & Kate Plus blah, blah, blah… is that Ms. Gosselin has been offered $400,000 to pose nude for the gentleman’s magazine. Star magazine quotes a “source” as saying: “Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away! She didn’t think it was appropriate because of the children.”

Yeah, since when is what’s best for her children matter?

Doubtful she’ll do it, but Playboy certainly gets a TON of publicity whether or not these crazies accept their offer. Playboy isn’t stupid. No mater what whack-job is in the news, *ahem* Lindsay Lohan *ahem* Playboy knows how to create a buzz.

Get used to it!

[NYDN]

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Lindsay Lohan $1M Playboy Deal

Spicy — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:24:26 +0000

Will Lindsay Lohan appear in Playboy?

Playboy has offered Lindsay Lohan nearly $1M to appear in it’s magazine.

Lohan, who turned down an offer of $500K last year, has a new deal sitting on the table from the editors of the men’s magazine. The offer has almost doubled and is sitting at $900,000.

Do you think Lindsay should do it? I do! I think she could get away with pulling a Heidi Montag and not showing any skin for that amount. Heidi was recently paid $500,000 for her Playboy cover and non-nude pics. I mean, if Heidi can make $500K at that, Lindsay surely must be worth $900K. Firecrotch or no firecrotch! Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen her nipples before (the Marilyn photos, or hell, the pics from WAY back in 2004 when she ‘accidentally’ slipped a nip) OR her vagina (the no panty wearing Lindsay in the green dress stepping off a boat).

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Heidi Montag Playboy Cover [PICS]

Spicy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:23:51 +0000

Heidi Montag poses with her Playboy cover

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used a movie premiere to promote Heidi’s Playboy pics.

Covered in mud and wearing a white bikini, Heidi is Playboy’s cover model for September 2009.

And in true Speidi fashion, the couple introduced the Playboy cover at an event other than their own. They attended the “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” movie premiere and that’s where they chose to promote themselves. Making it all about them, once again. Who invited them anyhow? Whoever it was…you moron!

Despite claiming to be a devout Christian and praying publicly all the time, Heidi has no problem when it comes to being the object of men’s lust. She says, “I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we’re born naked. We die naked. I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of.”

But wait a minute, God created yours and you weren’t satisfied with it! The plastic surgeon created yours, sweetheart!

[MTV]

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Kendra Wilkinson Gets Married

Infamous Kidd — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:32:54 +0000

Former Playboy model, reality TV star, and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson got hitched over the weekend to backup Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion.

This just proves that when nothing else is going on, The Kidd will report on just about anything.

In other news, there were undigested pieces of corn in my… hey… what’re you doing…? Stop trying to take this keyboard from me. This is all breaking news…

[Photo: Vicker/Kaminski/Splash News]

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Olivia Munn Poses For Playboy

Infamous Kidd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:30:55 +0000

Over the weekend, the new issue of Playboy hit newsstands, complete with one of their more controversial pictorials – one that involves the model WEARING CLOTHES!!!

Olivia Munn, of G4’s Attack of the Show, can be seen in this month’s Playboy. That should be awesome, because she’s hot, but winds up being totally not awesome due to the inclusion of clothes in her pictures. A Playboy without nudity is like a world without sunshine, and that’s something I want no part of… not for a cover price of $6.99, at least.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Next you’re going to tell me that all of these girls are airbrushed, and they don’t really look like that… Wait… what…? OH, THE HUMANITY!!! I guess that explains why it appears Munn has no nipples in some of these pictures. Good thing for her, too, because I was worried there was something medically wrong with her.

When did Playboy decide they wanted to be more like Maxim though? Probably right around the same time I decided to cancel my subscription. Hello, Operator…?

[Photo - Playboy]

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Carrie Prejean Playboy Scandal

Spicy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:54:21 +0000

Carrie Prejean is hitting back at Donald Trump, Shanna Moakler and the Miss USA California organization saying that she was forced out.

Prejean says that she was asked to do a semi-nude Playboy spread for $140,000 and appear on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”, by one of the head pageant organizers, Keith Lewis. She says she refused both offers.

On the other hand, Lewis claims that Prejean was never told she HAD to take the jobs, and adds that she had specifically requested that all and any offers be brought to the table.

The former Miss USA California went on to tell TMZ that she is “shocked” and had no idea that she was going to be fired. She says she actually found out online. How’s that for a slap in the face?

She is also denying Donald Trump’s claim that she missed numerous events under her contract.

She even hinted at Shanna Moakler as being the mastermind behind her firing. She says:

“What’s behind this I think is a political debate. They don’t agree with the stance that I took. Shanna is trying to bash me. They don’t like me. From day one they wanted me out and they got what they wanted.”

Trump might just want to step aside because this is turning into a ‘Carrie Prejean vs. Shanna Moakler’ Celebrity Deathmatch!

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Holly Madison in Vegas

Spicy — Fri, 15 May 2009 06:14:48 +0000

Holly Madison enjoys some downtime, poolside at her Las Vegas hotel.

She enjoyed a cool drink and chatted with fellow pool-goers and even took a moment to examine her belly button while on a break from phone calls. Madison is visiting Las Vegas to attempt the world record bikini parade for the Guinness Book of World Records.

Rumor has it that she is dating Russell Brand, let’s hope it’s not true! C’mon Holly, set your standards higher, sweetheart!

[Photos: MAVRIXONLINE.COM]

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Heidi Montag Playboy Confirmed

Spicy — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:54:27 +0000

Heidi Montag to be in Playboy

Hugh Hefner has confirmed that Heidi Montag will be posing for Playboy in the near future.

Of course Heidi hasn’t been able to keep quiet about it and has even blabbed about the paycheck. (In case you’re curious, she will be paid $500,000 for the spread.)

When asked about The Hills star, Hefner said, “I think she is going to be (in Playboy).”

Montag says she is doing the shoot as “a gift” for her meathead husband Spencer Pratt. Yeah, right. Heidi will do anything for attention. Whether it be pose naked or pray to God via her Twitter account.

In a couple years she and Spencer will be doing porn – it will be the only way they’ll be able to get attention. Lawd knows their talent isn’t going to get them very far.

[SP]