William Shatner Sarah Palin video

William Shatner spoofs Sarah Palin’s final speech on Conan O’Brien’s The Tonight Show.

The Shat goes totally Beatnik on us – and I love it!

Obama caught hell for his first pitch, but it seems his “Mom Jeans” are are the new talk of the town!

Ok, the country!

CNN put together this hilarious video of a gay fashionista pointing out everything that’s wrong with Obama’s jeans – including that they were to short, the pant legs were too wide, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Kinda funny really, I mean, what do they expect? Should he be wearing super low-rise, painted on jeans?

Heh.

Is this President Obama checking out a girl’s booty?

Don’t believe everything you read, as they say. They also say that looks can be deceiving, you know. Watch this video that shows what really happened. And no, I don’t believe Obama was checking out the girl’s goods…watch the video and judge for yourself.

President Obama swatted at, and managed to kill, a fly that landed on him during an interview.

Now, first off, I am a HUGE animal lover. All the way, man. But flies? Burn in hell, flies! Serious. I even have an electric fly swatter and sizzles and pops those bitches right before your eyes. The bodies even smoke. But that shiz stinks – don’t inhale..

Anyhow, my point being, is that flies are pests. They puke on their food (which usually happens to be our food), they do fly-bys while we’re sleeping and they litter our lamps and windowsills with their corpses. Sorry, but there is no love in this heart for flies.

I think PETA only did this for publicity, which, in a way is brilliant. But it also makes them look a little radical.

I know a lot of you will side with me on this one, but is there anyone who sides with PETA?

David Letterman has apologized to Sarah Palin’s family after making a joke about their 18-year-old daughter Bristol last week.

The joke was intended to poke fun at Bristol, who had a baby late last year, however, it was taken as a reference to their 14-year-old daughter, Willow.

Last week Sarah Palin , Willow and Rudy Giuliani attended a Yankees game together. Dave thought it was Bristol who was at the game with her mother, and he joked: “They had a wonderful time . . The toughest part of her visit was keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter.”

Dave says he didn’t know that 14-year-old Willow was in attendance with her mother and Rudy.

The Palin’s lost it.

Todd Palin responded with: “Any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too.”

Sarah Palin also shot back at Dave saying, “Concerning Letterman’s comments about my young daughter (and I doubt he’d ever dare make such comments about anyone else’s daughter): Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it reminds us some Hollywood/NY entertainers have a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands – that acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone’s daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.”

Dave responded to the Palin’s Monday night on his show, apologizing and saying that his joke was misunderstood.

His entire apology went as follows:

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Actor Jon Voight calls President Obama a “false prophet” at the Republican Senate-House Fundraising Dinner on June 8th.

Discuss!

As Michelle Obama introduced the First Dog to the world, it looked as though the Obamas have a bit of training ahead of them.

Bo, a neutered Portuguese Water Dog, frolicked on the White House lawn as the family showed him off. President Obama answered questions such as, “Where does Bo sleep?” and “Has he had any accidents?”

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Carlos Santana has long been a supporter of legalizing marijuana.  Now he is asking President Obama and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to do something about it.

In a recent interview the musician said, “Legalize marijuana and take all that money and invest it in teachers and in education. You will see a transformation in America.”

These ideas are nothing new he says. He believes legalization is “really way overdue, like the prohibition with the alcohol and stuff like that.

“I really believe that as soon as we legalize and decriminalize marijuana we can actually afford a really good governor who won’t keep taking money away from education and from teachers and send him back to Hollywood where he can do ‘D’ movies and we can get an ‘A’ governor.”

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“Led Zeppelin.”

- Condaleezza Rice’s response to Jay Leno after he asked who her all-time favorite band was.

The Tonight Show, March 24, 2009.