Jamie Lynn Spears has no idea what life is all about.

I remember when I was 16, I thought I wanted kids and to be married by like, 23. Because that was sooo far away. Heh. Thank God I never had any kids, and I didn’t marry until I was 31. My point? You change a lot from your teen years to your 30s. A lot.

So Jamie Lynn is reportedly engaged to Casey Aldridge, who probably isn’t even the baby’s dad. The poor kid has probably been drug into all this after some loose zippered Nickelodeon Exec impregnated her. I wonder how much Casey is getting paid off to take the fall?

Anyhow, Jamie’s been sporting a new ring and has been showing it off to friends. She must feel so grown up. Big sister Britney must be so proud.

I hear Jamie’s hoping for a baby girl so she, Sean and Jayden can all have babies together. You know, keeping those blood lines pure, y’all.

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Her face! I think I actually see some expression!

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Minnie Driver showing off her baby bump at at ‘The Riches‘ Season Two Premiere at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood, 3/16.

Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood are pregnant with twins!

The King’s daughter is four and a half months pregnant and reportedly at least one of the babies is a boy.

A neighbor told Star magazine, “Michael told me that he and Lisa have been trying to get pregnant for about a year. He also said that they had a sonogram two weeks ago, and [one] baby opened its legs, and they saw something!’ Michael was beaming.”

However, as happy as she may be, Lisa is having a difficult time with her pregnancy and body image. After being snapped looking heavy and being accused of taking after her father, she wrote on her MySpace, “Ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment… you would be mortified as well.”

Lisa Marie has two children with her first husband Danny Keough.

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A few days back I posted a photo of Lisa Marie Presley looking like she had gained quite a bit of weight in recent months.

Well, come to find out she’s pregnant. Of course she is! Who isn’t? Crimony. Are celebrities creating their own nation or what?

Anyhow, this is Lisa’s third child and she is due sometime this Fall. Her other kids are 18 & 15. The father is, of course, her husband Michael Lockwood, a music producer. The couple were married in January 2006.

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In case you missed the gorgeous hot momma-to-be’s appearance on Oprah, here it is in it’s entirety.

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Former “American Idol” star Jessica Sierra is no longer pregnant, according to a family source.

It’s not known if Sierra aborted the child or miscarried.

Sierra found out she was pregnant last December around the time of her arrest. She was charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.

Jessica can currently be seen on “Celebrity Rehab” on VH1.

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It appears Jamie Lynn Spears has had enough of her mother, Lynne.

The Enquirer is reporting that Jamie is all set to move out of her mother’s home in Louisiana and into her father’s home in Los Angeles.

A source told the magazine, “Jamie Lynn is moving to Los Angeles to live with her dad. She wants to be settled in before the baby is born in March or early April - and she wants to be closer to film projects she’d like to start after giving birth.”

Also, she will be closer to the ’supposed’ (but not really) baby’s father, Casey Aldridge. “Jamie Lynn loves Casey and wants to marry him, but her mom is dead set against it,” the source added.

Lynne also reportedly wants to keep Jamie away from Britney and Hollywood, but it looks like that won’t be happening.

We’ll have to wait this one out and see if it pans out.

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Jessica Alba’s pregnancy is causing problems in her relationship with Cash Warren due to her emotions getting out of hand.

According tor reports, Alba becomes so irate at him that she keeps throwing him out of the house. She admits her emotions are a mess and says that the smallest things can send her through the roof, crying, screaming and doing other fun things. Lucky Cash.

Alba says, “I think I threw him out of the house twice already since I’ve been pregnant, and he’s like, ‘Are you just pregnant? I hope you’re just pregnant and acting crazy,’ and I’m like, ‘It has nothing to do with that.’ And then we cry and we hug and he’s like, ‘You’re preggers, what do you want?’

“Little things get me so mad… He calls five minutes later than he said he was going to. You get so emotional when you’re pregnant, and so irrational. It’s totally dumb.”

Hang in there Cash.

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Geeze, she really is a f*cking drama queen. I guess she left Cash in LA and flew to Sundance by herself after another fight or whatever. Poor guy. He’s a doormat. (Link)

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Katie Holmes was spotted shopping recently at trendy L.A. baby boutique, Petit Tresor, where she spent a couple thousand dollars on baby clothes.

She reportedly bought Suri a closet full of darling Spring dresses along with a t-shirt that says, “Big Sister”. Hmmm..baby on board?

I don’t know why I said that, I hate that phrase. Well, I did until Homer Simpson sang about it in a barbershop quartet. Heh.

Anyhow…

Not only did Katie buy the ‘Big Sister’ tee, she also splurged on matching baby jumpsuits. One says, ‘Little Sister’, and the second? You guessed it, ‘Little Brother’.  I guess they didn’t carry, ‘Little Xenu’.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s probably pregnant. If I’m wrong you can take away my tinfoil hat..

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