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Jessica Alba’s a Real Pregnant Bitch

Monday, February 4th, 2008

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Jessica Alba’s pregnancy is causing problems in her relationship with Cash Warren due to her emotions getting out of hand.

According tor reports, Alba becomes so irate at him that she keeps throwing him out of the house. She admits her emotions are a mess and says that the smallest things can send her through the roof, crying, screaming and doing other fun things. Lucky Cash.

Alba says, “I think I threw him out of the house twice already since I’ve been pregnant, and he’s like, ‘Are you just pregnant? I hope you’re just pregnant and acting crazy,’ and I’m like, ‘It has nothing to do with that.’ And then we cry and we hug and he’s like, ‘You’re preggers, what do you want?’

Little things get me so mad… He calls five minutes later than he said he was going to. You get so emotional when you’re pregnant, and so irrational. It’s totally dumb.”

Hang in there Cash.

_______________

UPDATE:
Geeze, she really is a f*cking drama queen. I guess she left Cash in LA and flew to Sundance by herself after another fight or whatever. Poor guy. He’s a doormat. (Link)

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Katie Holmes is Probably Pregnant Again

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

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Katie Holmes was spotted shopping recently at trendy L.A. baby boutique, Petit Tresor, where she spent a couple thousand dollars on baby clothes.

She reportedly bought Suri a closet full of darling Spring dresses along with a t-shirt that says, “Big Sister”. Hmmm..baby on board?

I don’t know why I said that, I hate that phrase. Well, I did until Homer Simpson sang about it in a barbershop quartet. Heh.

Anyhow…

Not only did Katie buy the ‘Big Sister’ tee, she also splurged on matching baby jumpsuits. One says, ‘Little Sister’, and the second? You guessed it, ‘Little Brother’.  I guess they didn’t carry, ‘Little Xenu’.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s probably pregnant. If I’m wrong you can take away my tinfoil hat..

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Gwen Stefani Pregnant Again

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

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The Hollywood pregnancies keep coming! Is there an incubus going around knocking these bitches up or what?

Gwen Stefani and hot hubby Gavin Rossdale are the latest couple to be expecting. It looks like little Kingston will have a playmate before long.

Stefani is reportedly 13 weeks along. She has been hinting for the past year that she’s wanted another baby.

Gwen and Gavin weren’t available for comment but Grandpa Rossdale is looking forward to the family addition. He says, “He [Kingston] is a great lad, and we are very much looking forward to another grandchild.”

Hollywood is going to be a mess around the year 2025! Just think of all the offspring that will be roaming the streets then!  Scary!

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Angelina Jolie Pregnant with Twins

Friday, January 25th, 2008

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Another Hollywood pregnancy!

This time it’s Angelina Jolie! And guess what? She’s having TWINS!

Star magazine claims that Angie and Brad only found out this past week.  Once Angelina discovered she was ‘with children’ she canceled a pre-booked trip to Europe.

“Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” the source said. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”

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Nicole Kidman’s Simpson Lips and Granny Hair

Monday, January 21st, 2008

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Nicole Kidman is one of the many in Hollywood who have ruined their face with too much plastic surgery.

Everyone is always gushing about how beautiful and elegant she is, but I think her looks are holding on by a thread.

Her lips are like a fricking Simpson’s character! And the hair has never looked worse. It always has a couple months of gray growth sprouting out of the top of her head, and besides, it looks seriously damaged and frizzy.

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I’m anxious to see how her face ages in the next few months, as she shouldn’t be receiving botox treatments during that time. She’ll probably go into hiding and claim she is having problems with her pregnancy just so she won’t be photographed with any wrinkles or signs of aging. She has to be that vain.

Anyone who injects their lips and face with that many chemicals is definitely that vain.

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Yes, Another Celebrity Baby on the Way

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

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Matthew McConaughey is going to be a daddy!

Girlfriend Camila Alves is pregnant with their first child.

McConaughey posted on his website,

“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.

we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and [shepherding] him or her through this life…

from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society…

wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution… thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin…

wow, McConaughey

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Pregnant

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Ultra hottie Alessandra Ambrosio is the latest pregnant celebrity in what some are calling the ‘Year of the Baby’.

The Victoria’s Secret model announced the news this weekend at a party she attended with her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur. The couple are said to be thrilled. Ambrosio, 26, is reportedly already a few months along.

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