If you’re like me, you watch crappy reality shows.

Yeah, I’ll admit, I know they are edited, cropped and sometimes scripted and even though most are completely ridiculous, I can’t get enough of them.

The newest one I watch is Tila Tequila’s ‘A Shot at Love.’

It’s about MySpace slut Tila Tequila and her quest for the perfect mate. Whether that person be male…or female. We are down to the final three contestants, one male and two females. Tila claims to ‘not know’ which sex she prefers and the show is built on the premise that she is trying to figure herself out.

But apparently that is not the case. It’s all a ruse! (Word of the week..) A source close to the reality show claims that it’s all ‘a sham’ and that Tila isn’t even bisexual – although she has kissed a few girls in the past. Tila also had, and still has, a longtime boyfriend that she refuses to break-up with!

“That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

The source adds that Tila acts like a little bitch on set and is not as sweet as she seems on the show. “She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.”

Tila’s publicist refutes those claims saying , “I’ll confirm that she’s bisexual and she’s a delight to work with.”

I think she’s just a hooker who wanted her own show. I mean c’mon, she got where she is by whoring herself out online and will obviously do anything to get attention. God forbid she hangs out with Paris Hilton in the near future..

As for her being bisexual, she’s just a slut! If bisexual is what you want to call it, ok, but you don’t have me fooled.

The show is pretty bad in my opinion, but of course I watch the shit. It seems all these reality dating shows are modeled after Flavor of Love lately, but none compare! Even I Love New York is a pile of shit. I mean, it’s bad. The first one was alright, better than I thought it would be, but this season? Forget about it. It sucks donkey balls. Same old tired crap, and completely predictable.

Anyhow back to Tila…

So there you have it. Shocking, I know. Tila Tequila is not bi and she was already in a serious relationship before the show started, and still is. Makes you want to run right out to a casting call for a reality show doesn’t it? So you can be a producer’s little pawn on National TV, get f**ked with, then get sent home crying your ass off. Reality Shows…the new Jerry Springer.

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‘Jordan’ aka Katie Price and son Harvey

Heat magazine is taking some heat over a sticker it printed and published in it’s latest issue.

The sticker was of British glam model Katie Price’s son Harvey, 5, who suffers from septo-optic dysplasia, a rare condition which causes blindness and growth hormone deficiency. The sticker shows Harvey’s face with the caption, “Harvey wants to eat me!”

Of course people are upset about the insensitive publicity stunt and certain groups are speaking out against the publication.

Daily Mail:

Critics claim the sticker breaks clause 12 of the PCC’s code of practice, which states “all members of the press must avoid prejudicial or pejorative reference to an individual’s physical or mental illness or disability”.

The PCC contacted Ms Price’s agents Can Associates to inform her of the complaints, but the model is yet to release a statement on the controversy. However, her agents said Ms Price is planning to make a formal complaint to the PCC.

Liz Sayce, chief executive of disability rights organization RADAR, said, “Unfortunately bullying of disabled people, especially children, is endemic. Mocking people in print because they are different gives strength to the bullies and entrenches prejudice. Heat magazine should know better.”

Heat’s editor has since offered a public apology and says he plans on writing to Katie personally. He said, “No offense was intended, but if any was caused we would like to apologize.”

What idiots. What were they thinking? Poor Harvey is an innocent kid who does not deserve to be mocked for any reason, and certainly not for his disability. They made him out to be some sort of monster. Sad, really.

Almost as bad as the Attention Whore Queen herself, Paris Hilton, is ‘reality’ star Heidi Montag.

Heidi is today’s Tori Spelling of the 90s. She looks like she could be her little equine sister.

Heidi and Spencer just love attention. These two ask for their photos to be taken at functions that have nothing to do with them, they have egos the size of longtime A-listers and think they will be millionaires billionaires by the time Spencer is 30.

This video from TMZ is hysterical. Spencer is taping Heidi’s new music video (gah!) so that they can keep the cost down. (It must have something to do with that ‘billionaire plan’ of Spencer’s.) Heidi frolicks around in the water like an awkward 14 year-old girl who just got her first full length mirror and Spencer follows her with his camera thinking about how hot she looks.

They must be destined for wealth, riches and fame.

So what does the future hold for these two clowns? My guess would be Heidi will soon throw a couple crotch shots at the paps in an attempt to stay in the news and soon after will be the Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Whatever the future has in store one things for certain, Spencer better get cracking on that master plan because he’s only got 6 years to make a billion.

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Oh, what’s a freshly collagen injected socialite with new hair extensions to do on her birthday?

Whore it up for paparazzi no doubt! Kim Kardashian and what looks to be a sister or cousin (who is way hotter than KK) partied last night at Les Deux in L.A. to celebrate Kim’s 27th birthday.

Kim fluttered her spider-leg eyelashes and bounced her rump roast ass all over the dance floor all the while being carefully posed towards the camera lens. The bitch ate cake and washed it down with a golden beverage. Ok, I’m kidding, but we all know how she likes that shit.

I haven’t seen Kim with ex-BFF Paris Hilton in sometime, which would lead me to believe that Paris didn’t like the competition with Kim’s attention stealing ass. Especially when Paris has a flat wet pancake ass. In a battle of the asses, you know Kim’s ass would win!

“Eat my dust, Britney!”

According to Janet Charlton, Lindsay Lohan is taking every opportunity possible to have her photo snapped.

She’s even going as far as calling the paps ahead of time and letting them know where she is headed. Lohan is then splitting the money made from the pictures with the photographers.

Janet claims that Lindsay had a vehicle drop her off at the front door of Fred Segal in Santa Monica and then conveniently posed for the paps before strolling inside the store. Then she posed in the front windows letting photographers snap her at every angle. When she was through she went out a side door, hopped back into the car and sped off, without buying a thing.

We’ve heard this about Lindsay before and have heard the same thing about Britney. They’re probably not the only two either. Not only are they addicted to drugs and whatever else, they’re addicted to fame. And attention. Even the hysteria.

I thought Lindsay was going to stay out of the lime light? Hardly. Besides her many photo ops, she’s been seen slamming down drinks since completing rehab as well. Just like Paris Hilton, she’s a changed woman.

Britney as she looked when she was booked by police

Britney Spears is weird.

Not that this is a revelation or anything, but c’mon, have you seen video of her stopping in the midst of a sea of paparazzi and just sit there? And we thought Paris Hilton was bad.

Britney was booked last night looking somewhat decent as she turned herself in, with her terrible brunette hair extensions flowing but looking somewhat polished. Afterwards however, it was time to perform ‘onstage’. Which these days ‘onstage’ = Britney sitting in her car, making bizarre facial expressions for the paparazzi as they snap away like crazed sharks lapping at chum.

Britney as she ‘performs’ for paparazzi

And that’s what she did.

She drove around late last night looking to be seen. And when she had the paps where she wanted them, she gave them a ‘performance’. . .in her bright pink Halloween wig. Smiling one moment, frowning the next, she gave photographers their meal tickets and supplied the media with a myriad of photographs to support the strange stories that circulate daily about her.

Britney loves the publicity and attention, even if it is negative. She’s brought this on herself and thrives in it. Since she can’t sing or dance anymore it’s the only way she can stay in the spotlight.

Lucky for her, everyone loves a circus, and she’s just the freak to take center stage.

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“Oh, a publicity stunt opportunity!”

Paris Hilton wants to visit Kiefer Sutherland during his time in jail. Sutherland was sentenced to 48 days in jail after violating his probation in a DUI case.

Paris think she can make Kiefer’s time in the clink more bearable. A source told the Daily Star,

“Paris feels she can make this whole experience easier on Kiefer. It was the most life-changing experience for her when she was jailed, but also so hard. She feels she’s well informed about the celeb incarceration thing.”

Hilton is interested in trying to create a TV show from the experience. (Of course she is..)

The source added, “The pressure is so much more when you’re famous, so she’s said she’ll be there. She’d like to record a diary – perhaps even 24 style.”

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I’m not crying…this vodka is STRONG!

Britney Spears broke down while in her car yesterday, sobbing and ranting about losing her children.

She spent most of the day yesterday locked up in her home, avoiding the world and her problems. As she emerged she was visibly upset and appeared to have been crying. She hit Starbucks and later went our for quesadillas and mango margaritas.

She appeared to be in a better mood while she was sucking down a margarita, but once she was back out in her car, she started crying again.

So I am left wondering if her tears were real or if this was a publicity stunt. Or both? I would like to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she HAS to care about her boys but then again why the hell didn’t she step up and get her shit together in order to keep her kids? If she really cared you would think she would have gone that route.

So screw you Britney, you made your bed, now simmer in it bitch!

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Oh no! This guy loses it while begging everyone to ‘Leave Britney Alone!’ And I mean LOSES IT!

I have never taken so much pleasure in laughing at someone who is probably very seriously mental! I can’t help it! It’s hysterical!!

The guys name is Chris Crocker and he is a YouTube-a-holic. If you browse though some of his other vids you’ll see that he is, indeed, a huge Britney Spears fan.

Chris is claiming that his tears were real, and that he is not acting.

“Yes, I was “REALLY” crying, you f***ing morons. The one time I’m NOT acting- everyone says I am. I filmed this window lighting which washes out my face- if the video is watched in full screen I am clearly crying, assholes.”