Oh no! This guy loses it while begging everyone to ‘Leave Britney Alone!’ And I mean LOSES IT!

I have never taken so much pleasure in laughing at someone who is probably very seriously mental! I can’t help it! It’s hysterical!!

The guys name is Chris Crocker and he is a YouTube-a-holic. If you browse though some of his other vids you’ll see that he is, indeed, a huge Britney Spears fan.

Chris is claiming that his tears were real, and that he is not acting.

“Yes, I was “REALLY” crying, you f***ing morons. The one time I’m NOT acting- everyone says I am. I filmed this window lighting which washes out my face- if the video is watched in full screen I am clearly crying, assholes.”

Sure, Britney Spears might be trying to blame Sarah Silverman and everyone else for her poor performance at the VMAs Sunday, but the truth is, she caused her own demise.

According to Page Six, Britney not only showed up for the event late, she also had a cocktail in hand.

Britney was supposed to be at a live rehearsal Saturday at 1pm. She didn’t arrive in Sin City until 4:30pm.

One source said,

“She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous. The production people at MTV were freaking out. Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.”

You would think that as soon as she touched down she would be high tailing it to rehearsal, but that wasn’t the case. Britney headed straight for her room where she ordered a hefty amount of food and some frozen margaritas! (So that’s why she was so bloated looking..) She didn’t come down for over an hour.

When Britney finally arrived at rehearsal she was an immediate pain in the ass. She refused to try and learn difficult dance moves and absolutely hated the outfit MTV had wanted her to wear. The ensemble, which reportedly looked much better than what she actually wore, included a corset and would have looked a million times better on her according to sources.

A source who was at the rehearsal said,

“The dance number was spectacular - without her. When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.”

Another source says the dancers were terrified of performing with Britney in front of the world and knew she wouldn’t give it her all.

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Don’t call it a comeback!

Oh this is just sickening…Lindsay Lohan obviously got pointers from Paris Hilton!

Linds invited Ok! magazine into the treatment center where she is staying for an exclusive photo shoot. Not a sexy one mind you, but a completely staged one intended to improve the publics opinion about her.

Lindsay posed with her hair pulled back, looking serene and reading, “Alcoholics Anonymous,” AA’s 164-page inspirational book.

I think I am going to puke.

There are other photos as well, all intended at making Lindsay look like an angel. The issue of OK! hits stands today.

OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said,

“She really is taking it seriously. She’s replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading. She hasn’t looked this good in years.”

“She’s been really worried about the influence she’s having on her little sister Ali. That’s why this time she’s determined to sort herself out, because she doesn’t want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she’s suffered.”

Yeah, we’ll see about that. I trust Blowhan about as far as I can throw her bag of coke.

Source

So, you’re determined to get on Flavor of Love 3?

Of course! I’ve been determined to date Flav since Flavor of Love 1.

You’re genuinely attracted to him?

I’m genuinely attracted to Flav. I love his personality. I’ve never said he was ugly. I’m not gonna be the one that says that. I wouldn’t put a poster of him on my wall, but I’m attracted to him. When you’re around him, he’s got this thing. I don’t know what you call it. It’s that thang. Flav’s got it.

And this is something you’ve always known?

I knew I liked him, but you never know if you’re gonna have that attraction to somebody until you meet them. When I went on the show, it was cool. I was attracted to him, I got along with him, but I didn’t get any private dates. I got to go on the gondola for maybe 15 minutes and that was it. I didn’t spend alone time with him, but I did connect with him. I kissed him. They didn’t show it all, but we kissed a little bit. There was a little booty grabbin’. It was good. I think we can take it a little farther.

Have you had contact with him?

The only time I saw him after Flavor of Love 2 was with Saaphyri and Bootz. We saw him at the Reality Remix Awards. Afterwards, he went out to eat with us. I didn’t get to talk to him at the Roast.

Read the rest of Buckwild’s interview after the jump!

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TMZ received a mysterious hand delivered (possibly by someone in Britney’s camp or even Britney herself) package today that contained a CD with the words, ‘Britney - Get It’ inscribed on it with a Sharpie pen.

The gossip site thought initially that it was the latest Britney Spears single being leaked to them, but they found out later that it most likely was recorded in 2003 and only being leaked now.

Regardless it sucks ass.  I am quite sure it’s actually her singing though.  I’d know those annoying, whiny vocals anywhere!

Check out TMZ to listen to the synthesized club beat Britney tried to make work.

Warning: It’s best listened to on an empty stomach.

Perez Hilton just oozes class doesn’t he? Well, he oozes something!

Perez recently flashed TMZ paps with his nut saying that he has ‘big balls’.
Thank gawd this footage doesn’t quite show the gnarly ball in question, but the thought of it is enough to make you throw up in your mouth a little.

See more of the Britney in her underwear after the jump! 

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