Whitney Thompson, the winner of this season’s America’s Next Top Model.

It’s so sad that she is considered a full-figured model. Girlfriend looks smoking hot.

So you probably already know that Lorenzo Lamas‘ daughter, Shayne Lamas, 22, won this season’s The Bachelor.

The season finale just aired Monday and already Shayne has rocketed off in the wrong direction. She appears on the latest issue of Girls Gone Wild magazine which is ran by the infamous Joe Francis empire.

Despite her father saying he thought she was only on the show to be on television, she insists she was there to find true love. She says, “It’s what every girl wants.”

When asked to describe Matt she says he is “very casual, respectful of women.”

Joe Francis says the reason he asked Shayne to do the spread was because, “Shayne has a genuine ‘girl next door’ quality. But she also happens to be very hot.”

And not very bright.

In case you missed it, TMZ reported at the end of March that Bachelor Matt Grant had hit on one of their employees at a bar. He and the female stayed in contact. At one point he told her that he wanted to move to the U.S. and his attorney told him the best way to jump on board was to get hitched! True or not, who knows, but definitely interesting.

Regardless, I’m not willing to lay any coin down on these two staying together. But in the meantime, I do bet Shayne will be trying like hell to be the next Paris Hilton..

EW.com spoke with Nigel Lythgoe, American Idol producer, about David Archuleta’s father, Jeff and his being banned from being behind the scenes.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: There have been reports that Jeff Archuleta was banished from backstage, but then David’s vocal coach gave a radio interview in which he said that wasn’t the case. What light can you shed on this?

NIGEL LYTHGOE: “Banished” is a terrible word, isn’t it? It sounds like we’re in some far-off kingdom. He has been asked not to participate in the choice of music with David or be in the room when David is working out his routines that he wants to sing. He’s fine to be in the studio — nothing wrong with that. We just want David to be able to be free like everybody else to get on and do what they want to do.

Does that have anything to do with the lyric change during David A.’s performance of “Stand By Me?”

There was a lyric change that happened that was a total misunderstanding. Just another, um, step along the way of us saying, “Okay, this is what we want to happen from now on.”

The vocal coach had said Jeff being asked not to participate backstage was more of an issue of fairness, essentially that David Cook and Syesha Mercado don’t have anyone helping them out choosing songs or making arrangements.

No, no, no. It has nothing to do with fairness. We just want everyone to have an equal opportunity, and if that’s fairness, fine. But this is more of just the fact of let’s take some pressure away here, you know? It’s like anybody appearing in front of their mom and dad. Let’s just open up the pressure cooker, release the pressure, and you just get on and do what you gotta do.

The rap on the father is that he’s a bit of a stage dad.

And what is a stage dad, or a stage mom? It’s someone who’s protective. That’s all.

It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.

I do hate to admit that reality shows are one of my guilty pleasures.

Rock of Love with Bret Michaels is one of my favorites although I don’t say that with pride. So when I heard that George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson watched it as well I was a little surprised.

Sarah told Harper’s Bazaar, “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Larson was once on a reality show herself, NBC’s Fear Factor. She says that if George would have been a reality star when she met him he wouldn’t have had a shot. (Duh.)

“If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him. It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’ But after a little consideration she adds, “I don’t know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”

“Last night the judges were thrown a curve ball on the air, which is just part of a live show. But it sparked a lot of gossip about Paula. And I read some of this online this morning and just for the record, the rumors — they’re not true. She’s part of our family and we love her.”

- Ryan Seacrest defending Paula Abdul on last night’s American Idol after she mistakenly critiqued two songs by Jason Castro - even though he only sang one - sparking rumors that she may have been lit up during the show.

In what seems to be a for sure jinx of their marriage before the rings are even on their fingers, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are planning their very own version of the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey reality show, ‘Newlyweds’.

And once again, Papa Joe is the mastermind behind it. His reasoning is that after ‘Newlyweds’ Jessica ’s career caught fire, so he’s hoping to boost Ashlee’s as well.

Well, he better think of something, because she can’t sing for sh*t!

Ashlee and Pete’s publicist is, of course, denying there is any truth to supposed MTV reality show.

Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum - probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

Check it out.