“Kate Plus 8″ will premiere on TLC, November 2nd.

TLC has dropped Jon Gosselin from “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ and is refocusing the show around Kate Gosselin and her 8 children.

No Jon-boy. He’s too busy out mingling with stars, yachting in France and being swindled by his new girlfriend to be a part of it anymore, I suppose. Apparently producers are sick of trying to track him down and just decided to hell with it.

Good for them. I still won’t watch the show, but I think it’s good they booted him from it. Last thing on this guy’s mind right now is being a good father. Having him on the show would just be a joke. They should really just cancel the whole show anyway. It has tuned into quite the media circus. However, without it, how would Kate afford to take care of that many kids??

Kelly Osbourne’s debut on Dancing with the Stars

Kelly Osbourne danced her heart out on last night’s Dancing with the Stars.

It was hard to believe that it was really her out there! No, I didn’t watch it – until I saw this video clip. Even though I don’t watch the show, I hate to admit that I am curious about how some of the celebrities look when they dance all fancy and elegant – because they usually aren’t fancy or elegant to begin with.

Also, a side note, I really do not like Kelly’s hair. It makes her look like a grandmother!

Kevin Federline will be appearing on the VH1 reality show, Celebrity Fit Club next season.

All those reality show rumors were correct.

Britney Spears’ ex-husband will be attempting to shed the weight he has gained in the past year (which is quite a bit) on the show that helps celebrities lose weight and teaches healthy lifestyles. Federline was seen arriving to the set of the show earlier today.

I am so going to watch this show. What’s more fun than watching a fat K-Fed sweating and actually working for something?

Chuck Liddell’s performance on Dancing with the Stars

Ultimate Fighter Chuck Liddell is just too cool to be on Dancing with the Stars.

Being a UFC/boxing fan I have always looked up to Chuck as one of the best fighters of all time. But now this. *sigh*

Never been a fan of DWTS, never will. It doesn’t matter WHO is on it, I am just not interested in seeing celebrities do the mambo to chessy music in cheesy costumes.

So now Chuck Liddell is on the show. I can’t help but picture other UFC guys sitting around a TV together, watching the show, poking fun at their tough-as-nails competitor as he does the foxtrot on national television.

Out of curiousity I had to watch this video, since I had missed the show and all. I didn’t finish it. The novelty of seeing Chuck “fancy foot” wore off in about a minute. It’s wrong, just wrong, I tell ya!

Susan Boyle sings the Rolling Stones’ Wild Horses

I happened to catch Susan Boyle singing Wild Horses on the finale of America’s Got Talent last night purely by accident.

Although I admit to be a reality show whore,  America’s Got Talent just isn’t my cup o’ tea. But nothing happened to be on TV last night and as I scanned the stations I came across the show.

‘Oh, it’s that Susan Boyle chick,’ I thought to myself as I paused on ABC, willing to give her a listen. The only time I have ever heard Susan sing was on YouTube singing Les Miserables’, “I Dreamed a Dream.” Which, is great, but being as I have never seen the Broadway show or heard the song (I know, I know..) it didn’t have much significance to me.

On the flip side..

Hearing Boyle sing the Stones was a jaw dropper for me. I mean, c’mon, the ROLLING STONES?  Who can sing a tune of theirs and leave you in awe besides Mick Jagger? Susan Boyle can. And Wild Horses is such a beautiful song. I heard it at a funeral earlier this year and now when I hear it, it has new meaning.

If you haven’t heard it, take a quick listen. It’s beautiful!

Big Brother 11’s Jeff and Jordan on The Early Show with Julie Chen

Jordan Lloyd, the 22-year-old waitress from North Carolina won $500,000 after beating out both Natalie and Kevin in the final rounds.

Julie awarded Jordan with the grand prize $500,000 check. Jeff, who helped Jordan go the distance and also became romantically involved with her, appeared with Jordan on The Early Show. He was also given his $25,000 check for being America’s favorite house guest.

You can’t help but like Jordan. She is just a doll, and I think she is going to put her money to great use. It will really change her family’s life. I hope Jeff and Jordan stay in touch after the whirlwind has died down. I really do think they make a good couple.

Jordan Lloyd is the Big Brother 11 winner!

Jordan came out on top with a final vote of 5-2. The only two jury members that voted for Natalie were Russell and Kevin. Natalie still wins $50,000 for coming in second place.

Jordan managed to make it all the way to the end after winning the final HOH competition. She wins the grand prize of $500,000.

Jeff was America’s favorite houseguest, taking home $25,000 for the honor.

For our live blogging post of the Big Brother 11 finale go here.

Big Brother 11 finale live blogging with me, Spicy.

I’ll be posting and updating LIVE as Big Brother 11’s finale airs on CBS, 9:00 PST.

I turned off the comments so that no right coasters can accidentally (or intentionally) spoil anything before us left coasters see it.

Who will win Big Brother 11? Jordan, Kevin or Natalie? Will Big Brother throw another wrench into the mix before the jury is allowed to vote? Check back here for up to the minute updates on the finale of the greatest reality show ever!

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Woohoo! Love this freaking show. Here we go, kids!

9:01: Did I just see a sign that says “Russell Rules”? Russell drools!

9:05: Recap of the season…

9:08: Not digging Julie’s outfit, but Natalie looks better than I have ever seen her. She actually showered.

9:10: Natalie grasping for straws, thinking she might still have a shot. Pfft!

9:11: Duh Natalie, of course Kevin wouldn’t take you. “Hope I can trust you” she tells Kevin. I can’t wait for the backstabber to be stabbed. Omg, Jordan just said even though she is telling Kevin she is going to take him to the end, she tells the DR that she wants to take Natalie! Gasp!

9:14: Natalie kissing Jordan’s ass.

9:16: Kevin telling Natalie that he doesn’t think he can win.

9:17: Evil Dick is in the audience. Didn’t see anyone next to him that I recognized. Why do I find him kinda hot – in a dirty rockstar kind of way? And no, I can’t stand Danielle. She’s probably there though. :p

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9:21: Julie needs a wizard hat and wand..

9:22: Kevin says Big Brother gave him more self confidence. Natalie says she will miss all the people, despite of the ups and downs. Jordan says the BB experience taught her to be independent and patient. She say she “feels like and adult now.” There are so many jokes you can insert here..

9:23: Jeff shirtless…meeeooooowww!!

9:24: Michelle coming into the jury house. Jesse screaming, “YES!” at the top of his lungs like the prick he is. Has some weird sh*t tied around his biceps. Sheesh.

9:26: Michelle says that Natalie is the biggest trickster in the house despite claiming to play the game clean.

9:27: Houseguests disgusted by Natalie’s crown and robe as they watch last week’s eviction. Jeff says he won’t vote for Natalie just because of the Queen outfit. I love Jeff.

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9:32: BB cams zoom in on Natalie’s boyfriend. Dorkasaurus.

9:33: Jury house talking. Lydia’s feathers are distracting. But not as distracting as Jessie’s facial hair.

9:34: Michelle and that damn yellow dress. Me no likey. Jeff convincing jury that Jordan played a good game. Russell points out that Jordan’s sticking with Jeff was what got her that far. Lydia also points out that Jeff handed her an HOH. Good point.

9:36: Jeff getting into it with Jesse and Lydia. Russell changes the subject.

9:37: I think Michelle is about the sanest person in the jury house right now. And Russell, amazingly! Jordan doesn’t have a shot in the jury house.

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9:45: Final HOH, part II beginning…

9:46: Kevin gets the first question right. Jordan gets the second one. 1-1.

9:48: Jordan is up 2-1 now. Then the next question they are tied again, 2-2. The last question they also tied.

9:49: They grab their chalkboards for the tie breaker. Neither looks very confident. Holy HELL! Jordan says 50 when the answer was 51! Whoa, dude. She’s not as dumb as she seems. Heh.

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9:53: We have another hour of this. They draw this last one out, but I will miss it when it’s over.

9:54: “Give me the scarf, bitch.” Still cracks me up.

9:55: Jordan casting her vote. Natalie pleading to Jordan…blah, blah, blah.

9:56: Kevin asks so sweetly that Jordan keep him. I love him! Please keep him Jordan!! You’d be so Gucci!

9:57: Jordan saying she is going with what her gut is telling her. She evicts KEVIN! BOO!!!!  @!&*!!

9:58: Natalie to Kevin, “I think you have to go”. I’d love to smack that smug look on her face! Natalie made it to final 2!!! O. M. G.

10:00: Kevin being totally cool when talking to Julie. He’s not mad and he understands why Jordan did what she did. Says he has no regrets. He is still happy and says he has been trying to get on Big Brother since Season One.

10:01: I am stilled pissed Natalie is in the final 2, BUT if she wins, I win $130 in a Big Brother pool!  Can you believe that? So I guess I can’t be too mad if she does win. But still..

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10:05: Eating strawberries. I’d highly recommend picking some up next time you hit the grocery store.

10:06: Julie inviting jury house onstage. What, no tear-away shirt for Jessie?

10:09: Kevin comes out as the last jury member. Lydia looked so cute until she said that the final two are “witches”. Why be so bitter?

10:10: Jury questioning Final 2.

10:11: Jordan saying she just wanted to be herself throughout the game. Natalie tells Lydia that she thought Lydia was her biggest threat. I think she is working for a vote from Lydia…

10:12: Jordan says she thinks her best move in the game was getting rid of Kevin. Michelle brings up that Natalie is 18 and is engaged. Natalie is very snippy responding to her.

10:13: Why each person thinks they deserve to win: Jordan says that she didn’t just get carried through the game, and says she won more than ever when not depending on anyone else. Natalie says she aligned herself with strong players.

10:16: The audience hates Natalie. They gasped after she said that she had stayed true to her word and her alliances. Ha! Her dorkasaurus must be proud.

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10:20: Jordan pleads her case to jury. She’s basically repeating herself. She has flown “under the radar”, she won competitions in the end, wasn’t personal, etc. You have to like Jordan though, as a person she is adorable. And so sweet and naive.

10:22: Natalie, gawd, I can’t even stand her voice. She says again that she was loyal, never betrayed her alliance, blah, blah…BLAH.

10:23: Jury members voting. Jessie is up first. Then Lydia. Lydia says to Jordan, “Jordan, I love a good blonde!” Russell says he chose the person he thinks played best start to finish. Damn, that must be Gnat! Jeff, of course will be voting for Jordan. Michelle says, “I am voting for the strongest female in this game”. Kevin, “I wanted to vote for who was cuter but you both look cute so I am voting strictly strategic.” Then Julie casts America’s vote.

10:26: Omg, Natalie might actually win this.

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10:31: Remembering Braden, the “dude”, Laura, the big-boobed one, Casey, my favorite banana, and Ronnie, the uber-doofus.

10:33: Ronnie’s voice is so high-pitched! BUT he is totally calling out Natalie on her bullsh*t! YES! Jordan just found out that Natalie wasn’t 18. Natalie is just laughing as Ronnie says she was the biggest liar of the game.

10:36: Casey saying that Jeff made the biggest mistake by getting rid of Russell.

10:38: Kevin shown on camera scheming against Jeff. Hilarious! Kevin looking super guilty. Jeff is cool though, he’s not all bent out of shape, saying that Michelle had already told him about the scheming.

10:39: Gawd, Braden seems drunk, heh. Actually after further inspection, I would say he is baked. A real meat-head!

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10:42: House guests talking about Chima. Laura saying she was mad because she would have killed to still be in the house. Kevin agrees with Laura.

10:44: Michelle and Ronnie making good. Ronnie apolgizes to Michelle for calling her the “worst human being ever.”

10:45: Jessie and Lydia clips of them getting it on! HA! Jessie says, “We were playing cards!” Busted dude, you hit that dirty B.

10:46: Lydia not responding to Julie asking if those two have gotten it on in the jury house. Russell says he was shocked and thought Lydia and Jessie were platonic. He says that he probably didn’t notice because he was busy yelling at somebody.

10:47: When asked by Julie if Jeff and Jordan will be continuing their relationship Jeff jokes, “Let’s wait and see if she wins.”

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10:52: America’s Vote goes to  JORDAN.

Jessie votes for JORDAN (What a burn to Natalie!!!)

Lydia votes for JORDAN

Russell votes for Natalie

Jeff votes for JORDAN

Whoa, the little soft spoken blonde wins it! I am shocked a bit! Too funny about Jessie voting for Jordan! Take that Natalie!

10:57: Julie reads the final two vote, just to see how Kevin and Michelle voted. Kevin voted for Natalie and Michelle voted for Jordan.

Julie asks Jordan how she is going to use the money she won. Jordan says she is going to put a down payment on a house, give her cousins money for college, and maybe buy a new car.

Then the $25,000 for America’s favorite house guest…which is of course JEFF. Julie says it wasn’t even close.

Awhh how cute Jeff and Jordan, the Big Brother prom queen and king!

Until next season, (c’mon Big Brother, do a WINTER one again!!) hasta luego!

Big Brother Final HOH Part 2

Tonight was Big Brother 11’s Episode 28, down to the final three houseguests!

First off, Natalie just got under my skin throughout the entire show. She was rejoicing after Michelle left. Yipping away as usual. “The devil is gone!” she proclaimed. Then during the Veto competition she was talking mad sh*t to Jordan saying, “Michelle says she’s a villain. She’s not a villain, she’s just a bitch. At least Michelle will get to spend time with Jeff alone like she’s wanted this whole game. She’s been so jealous of you Jordan. She’s so excited she’ll get to hang out with Jeff and Jordan won’t be there.”

What a little snatch! You know, saying things like that is not going to get you anywhere in the jury house. Forget what I said before about her having good game play.

It was down to the Power of Veto and it was between Natalie, Jordan and Kevin. The competition was pretty brutal. Rain, wind and fake snow as they house guests balanced on a moving log that could stop or change direction at any moment. Gotta admit, I was not surprised that Jordan went down first. As soon as Kevin and Natalie started messing with her you knew it was a no brainer that she would fall soon after.

I LOVED that Natalie trusted Kevin enough to throw the Veto and just hand it to him. That was awesome. I didn’t think she was that stupid! Annoying, yes, but stupid, no!  I think Kevin is going to go back on his word. I hope, ha!

The “Heads Will Roll” HOH competition between Jordan and Natalie was fun to watch. Anytime you see Natalie get her scrappy ass kicked is great. Natalie got 5/10 right. But little, naive Jordan kicked some boo-tay with 9/10! You could hear audience members clapping once or twice, desperately holding back. They are told not to do that before taping, heh. Obviously the audience can’t stand Natalie either.

Kevin looked stunned when he heard Julie say Jordan had won. Afterwards Natalie would not shut UP about how she really knew all the answers. It’s like STFU, you lost. Take it like the tough little player you claim to be. Even if Natalie makes it ahead for any reason, which isn’t going to happen, she won’t win in the jury house.

Who are you cheering for?

VOTE as a 7th juror! Vote for who YOU think should make Final 2! – VOTE HERE!