MTV’s “BUSTED” Sneak Peek airs tonight, August 18th, at 10:30pm.

Beginning Monday, August 25th, there will be new half-hour episodes airing at 6pm Mon-Thurs.

Watch dumb people get arrested. Always good entertainment!

And when I say ‘it’ I mean semen.

This guy is such an attention whore! He will say just about anything for publicity or to promote his upcoming reality show, Rock of Love Bus. Let’s just call it the Bang Bus!

This time Bret Michaels tells People magazine that he is still “in love” with Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2.

“I still love her.  I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great.”

Whoa, back up.  Bret loves his Ambre?  Since when?  Oh, whoops, I’m sorry, I guess that was his dick talking..!  My bad!

“The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music.  I have great relationships. But the women I date don’t realize that I spend between 6 and 8 months of my life on the road — touring or traveling or seeing family with my daughters.”

Ok, fine.  Then why the hell do you keep having these lame reality shows?  Oh yeah, because #1: His band sucks.  #2: He can score lots o’ trim. #3: He can score lots o’ trim.

But Bret keeps up the facade, pretending to be love starved.  He thinks his next reality show could possibly find him ‘the one,’ being as the girls will learn what it’s like to live with him on the road.

“Wait till they travel on a bus and are living in and out of a suitcase under the bay of the hotel,” he says. “You know they’re going to show up here with 14 suitcases when you can fit about one. I have two pairs of jeans … You learn to live like that. It’s a whole different life.”

Bret adds that he never leads the girls on or toys with their affections.  He only wants ‘the meat’ of the relationship.  Heh.

“I’m pretty honest with the girls.  I tell them, ‘Look, we’re dating. There’s no white picket fence.’ It’s not like all of a sudden the show’s over and the next day we’re married and that kind of thing.”

As for getting married, does he think it will happen someday?

“I don’t know,” he says. “I never really thought about it.”

I completely forgot that VH1’s ‘New York Goes to Hollywood’ premiered last week!

I missed the breakup of Miss Tiffany Pollard and her boytoy ‘Tailor Made‘ [George Weisgerber]. I’m sure I didn’t miss much. I’m a little sick of the ho.

In case you missed it too, here is the couple’s fight that was supposed to be so dramatic - but really, is boring and seemingly scripted.

Did anyone catch the show in it’s entirety? Can anyone even stand to watch this bitch anymore?

Former Full House star Jodie Sweetin, who gave birth to a baby girl earlier this year, has another production in the works: a reality-TV show.

Yesterday Jodie said, “We’re going to start shooting in a couple months. We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet.”

What made her and husband Cody Herpin decide to make the jump into the world of reality TV?

“We actually got approached about doing it by multiple people,” she says. “It was one of those things where we were like, ‘Wow. Let’s totally do it.’ I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a sort of semi-normal life.” - Bitch wants a divorce. Following in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson, Carmen Elecktra and Shanna Moakler! Good idea, Jodie.

And the pair isn’t put off by the bad relationship track record other reality-TV couples. In fact, Sweetin says she and Herpin are “hoping to break the reality show curse.”

As for the name of the show, Sweetin’s lips are sealed–for now. She says, “Before you sign contracts, you can’t say anything.”

You know why I’ll tune in? To find out what kind of personality she has. Jodie seems like a lot of fun, and she’s disappeared since her Full House days. Is she interesting enough to successfully star in a reality show? I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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Life isn’t going so well for Matt Grant. First, he competed on “The Bachelor,” a series that’ll give ya fame, but you should really try to hold onto your “fiancee” for as long as possible when the cameras stop rolling, that way you won’t look like such a douche. Matt failed there. But before that, he picked a chubby 22-year-old bimbo, Shayne Lamas, to be his future wife.

Matt proposed on camera with a $65,000, 8.5 carat diamond ring. Shayne wants to keep it. Matt wants her to give it to charity. The battle of the attention whore reality tv has beens begins!

Bachelor Matt Grant is definitely not okay with Shayne Lamas keeping their engagement ring.

“It wasn’t a ‘gift’ so much. It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen.”

Being the immature airhead that she is, Shayne has made light of the situation, saying she’s gonna keep the ring “safe and clean and in a glass box — like a glass slipper.” She also added that Matt is fine with it and, “He wants to come over and look at it.” - Now that’s a bitch!

Matt says he “never” said she could keep it and she sometimes thinks he’ll go along with things she says.

“Let’s have something good come out of this,” he explains. “Why hold onto it? What’s the point?”

Grant’s new proposal: Auction off the ring and have each donate their half of the proceeds to a favorite charity. “But at the end of the day, it was mine to give to her,” he argues. “And thus I’m like, ‘C’mon!’ I’m sure Shayne will agree it’s best going to charity.”

Matt should not be commenting on what Shayne should do with the ring. He even admitted that the show’s sponsors paid for it; it’s not his decision to make. He needs to shut it. And Shayne should use some of that money to fix her face, tits and get a brain transplant; but you know she’s just gonna buy a few more suitcases worth of shoes.

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