Life isn’t going so well for Matt Grant. First, he competed on “The Bachelor,” a series that’ll give ya fame, but you should really try to hold onto your “fiancee” for as long as possible when the cameras stop rolling, that way you won’t look like such a douche. Matt failed there. But before that, he picked a chubby 22-year-old bimbo, Shayne Lamas, to be his future wife.

Matt proposed on camera with a $65,000, 8.5 carat diamond ring. Shayne wants to keep it. Matt wants her to give it to charity. The battle of the attention whore reality tv has beens begins!

Bachelor Matt Grant is definitely not okay with Shayne Lamas keeping their engagement ring.

“It wasn’t a ‘gift’ so much. It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen.”

Being the immature airhead that she is, Shayne has made light of the situation, saying she’s gonna keep the ring “safe and clean and in a glass box — like a glass slipper.” She also added that Matt is fine with it and, “He wants to come over and look at it.” - Now that’s a bitch!

Matt says he “never” said she could keep it and she sometimes thinks he’ll go along with things she says.

“Let’s have something good come out of this,” he explains. “Why hold onto it? What’s the point?”

Grant’s new proposal: Auction off the ring and have each donate their half of the proceeds to a favorite charity. “But at the end of the day, it was mine to give to her,” he argues. “And thus I’m like, ‘C’mon!’ I’m sure Shayne will agree it’s best going to charity.”

Matt should not be commenting on what Shayne should do with the ring. He even admitted that the show’s sponsors paid for it; it’s not his decision to make. He needs to shut it. And Shayne should use some of that money to fix her face, tits and get a brain transplant; but you know she’s just gonna buy a few more suitcases worth of shoes.

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Seth Binzer, better known as Shifty Shellshock of the one-hit wonder group, Crazytown, is most likely back to smoking crack.

You may have seen him on VH1’s reality show, Celebrity Rehab, in which Dr. Drew Pinsky treated Seth and other celebs for substance abuse.

Seth has been shooting a new, related VH1 reality series called, Sober Living.

While filming on Friday night at GOA nightclub, he disappeared into thin air - and hasn’t been seen since. No one knows where he is, and many involved in production think he’s back to the pipe.

They also believe he is using his money earned from the show to buy the drugs.

Oddly enough, Seth reportedly posted a video on his MySpace page Saturday night, (which I couldn’t find), saying he was checking himself into rehab. But he hasn’t done so as of yet.

If Seth doesn’t return to his sober living home sometime today he will be fired from the show. Thus ending any shot he has at cleaning up.

Hopefully, for his darling little boy Halo’s sake, he will come back.

But I doubt it..

Many of you know I am a Big Brother fanatic!

Of all the many reality shows, this is my absolute favorite.

It took a little bit for me to get into this group of houseguests, but now after watching a lot of the 24/7 feed (get it HERE!) and keeping up with the minute by minute updates (HERE!) I have finally really figured out who I like and who I can’t wait to see packing.

This week it’s Jessie and Angie on the block, thanks to Keesha, the darling Hooter’s waitress. (who I really like)

Jessie, the arrogant, 22-year-old bodybuilder from Huntington Beach (originally Iowa), is a master of manipulation. However, he is too intense when campaigning and I think it just might bite him in the ass. Let’s hope anyway.

Then there is Angie, the 29-year-old pharmaceutical sales rep from Orlando, Florida (originally Virginia) who is a strong player but lacks social interaction with many of the other players. She has a solid alliance with Memphis, another strong player, but houseguests want to break-up these two threats before they get any power.

On a side note, as I watched some of the live feed yesterday Michelle (or “Man-Chelle”) told Angie her MySpace page address.

She said that in her default pic she looks “just like Vanessa Williams“. I had to take a peek.

Funny, she does a little bit - but she sure as hell doesn’t look like herself!

http://www.myspace.com/mashell29

Surprise, surprise…not really.

The Bachelor’s Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad’s career.

Heh.

I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne’s relationship was going nowhere.

He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!

Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Neither would elaborate.

Bye-bye, Monkey!

Remember Deelishis of the Flavor of Love?

She shows how confident she is by wearing a bikini top and a skirt at a private bowling party for Swagga Entertainment and Dunk Records in Miami Beach last weekend.

The outfit showed her bare stomach, covered in stretch marks. But this didn’t seem to bother her as she proudly posed for photographs.

Not so Deelishis!

After two failed seasons of finding ‘true love’ and sorting through a mess of crazy bitches, Bret Michaels and VH1 are ready for yet another season of Rock of Love.

Over at VH1’s blog they are announcing that Bret and Ambre are over, as if they were actually ever a serious couple to begin with!

The new show will be called Rock of Love Bus and will air in early 2009. The new batch of reality show groupies will go on the road and across the country for a month with Bret in his tour bus.

Jeff Olde, VH1’s Executive Vice President said, “Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we’ll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus.”

From VH1:

This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!

Or same old shit if you ask me! But yes, I eat it up for dinner. Yes, I do.

Check out the rest of the spread (6 pages) and read the interview at UrbanScanz.

Their baby, Karma, is just adorable!