Many of you know I am a Big Brother fanatic!

Of all the many reality shows, this is my absolute favorite.

It took a little bit for me to get into this group of houseguests, but now after watching a lot of the 24/7 feed (get it HERE!) and keeping up with the minute by minute updates (HERE!) I have finally really figured out who I like and who I can’t wait to see packing.

This week it’s Jessie and Angie on the block, thanks to Keesha, the darling Hooter’s waitress. (who I really like)

Jessie, the arrogant, 22-year-old bodybuilder from Huntington Beach (originally Iowa), is a master of manipulation. However, he is too intense when campaigning and I think it just might bite him in the ass. Let’s hope anyway.

Then there is Angie, the 29-year-old pharmaceutical sales rep from Orlando, Florida (originally Virginia) who is a strong player but lacks social interaction with many of the other players. She has a solid alliance with Memphis, another strong player, but houseguests want to break-up these two threats before they get any power.

On a side note, as I watched some of the live feed yesterday Michelle told Angie her MySpace page address.

She said that in her default pic she looks “just like Vanessa Williams“. I had to take a peek.

Funny, she does a little bit - but she sure as hell doesn’t look like herself!

http://www.myspace.com/mashell29

Surprise, surprise…not really.

The Bachelor’s Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad’s career.

Heh.

I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne’s relationship was going nowhere.

He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!

Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Neither would elaborate.

Bye-bye, Monkey!

Remember Deelishis of the Flavor of Love?

She shows how confident she is by wearing a bikini top and a skirt at a private bowling party for Swagga Entertainment and Dunk Records in Miami Beach last weekend.

The outfit showed her bare stomach, covered in stretch marks. But this didn’t seem to bother her as she proudly posed for photographs.

Not so Deelishis!

After two failed seasons of finding ‘true love’ and sorting through a mess of crazy bitches, Bret Michaels and VH1 are ready for yet another season of Rock of Love.

Over at VH1’s blog they are announcing that Bret and Ambre are over, as if they were actually ever a serious couple to begin with!

The new show will be called Rock of Love Bus and will air in early 2009. The new batch of reality show groupies will go on the road and across the country for a month with Bret in his tour bus.

Jeff Olde, VH1’s Executive Vice President said, “Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we’ll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus.”

From VH1:

This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!

Or same old shit if you ask me! But yes, I eat it up for dinner. Yes, I do.

Check out the rest of the spread (6 pages) and read the interview at UrbanScanz.

Their baby, Karma, is just adorable!

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak are finally free to talk about their relationship and engagement after the season finale aired last week.

Is it a match made in heaven? It certainly seems to be!

Jesse dished to People magazine,

“It’s like this weight off your chest. She was able to go out and do press but I was just locked in a house, losing my mind [and] wanting to tell all my friends that I was engaged to the hottest woman alive!”

After the finale, the couple celebrated by going out to a nice dinner. The server immediately knew the couple and told them they had ruined the finale because she hadn’t gotten around to watching it yet.

Jesse says that he can’t believe how many people recognize him these days.

“I would have never have thought that random people would know me. It’s a trip and it’s awesome and there’s no one I would rather share it with than her.”

The couple plan to marry exactly a year after they were engaged, May 9th, 2009. When asked if there may be children in their future Jesse replied, “We want to have kids before we’re 30, but we’re working on getting married. Then we’ll work on the bambinos!”

As for wedding plans, we know that DeAnna wants the main color to be brown, Jesse wants cheesecake and suits instead of tuxedos. Besides obvious friends and family, all contestants on the show will be invited.

I wonder if Jeremy or Jason will show?

Hopefully not Jeremy! He might do one of those, “I object” things that you only see in movies. I still can’t believe he came crawling back after being dumped. He practically begged to come back on the show.

I feel the same way his competitors felt about him.  Jeremy is a “winner” and is used to taking the trophy home, I think it was more a blow to the ego than a blow to the heart when he was let go.

So anyhow, stay home Jeremy.

On another note, Jesse and DeAnna look adorable in that pic at a recent Dodgers vs. Marlins game in L.A. He finally tamed that crazy hair!

On last night’s finale DeAnna Pappas picked her man.

It was down to the professional snowboarder from Colorado, Jesse, and the single dad from Kirkland, Wa, Jason.

DeAnna picked Jesse. I was shocked! I thought for sure that she and Jason were going to ride off into the Seattle sunset live happily ever after. Not the case! You have to feel for him though. He was basically humiliated in front of the entire nation after getting down on his knee to propose - only to be shunned by the woman he thought loved him.

I don’t get why all the contestants on reality dating shows like these feel compelled to profess their love so early. Oh, yeah, because it’s a competition! Does anyone else get sick of 95% of them saying, “I never came into this thinking I was going to fall in love . .”

Gah, STFU.

Anyhow, I am happy for Jesse and DeAnna, and I do think they are a darling couple. But I can’t help but wonder if Jason will ever hear Rick Springfield’s Jesse’s Girl the same again?

Heh.