I said that Rena looked like a tranny and how she and Mary were only doing what comes naturally, spreading their legs.  I posted a few of the nasty pics and in one you can see toilet paper stuck in Rena’s snatch.  It was pretty damn nasty.

Anyhow, Rena obviously read what I wrote recently and decided to write me an email, killing me with kindness.

"Hi Spicey

Thanks for your plug.  Just wanted to say hello.  I hope that Mr.
Chow night didn’t really offend you.
Wish you all the best.

Best Regards,

Rena Riffel"

Well Rena, first off, it takes a lot to offend me. Your drunken show for the paparazzi with  a lame porn star (who is only known because she ripped off Mariah Carey’s name) more grossed me out than anything.  I was surprised at the amount of hair you’ve got ‘down there’ and the balled up piece of toilet paper stuck to it was the topping on the clamato sundae. 

Maybe if you conducted yourself with more class and didn’t hang out with Hollywood bottom feeders you might get that second role of a lifetime. But probably not. 

Best of luck with that career of yours.

xoxo

Spicy

Past Smacks

• Busta Rhymes Facing Four Separate Trials
• Pete Doherty Forces Kitten to Smoke from Crack Pipe!
• Hydroxycut Recall
• JLo Acts a Diva in Rome
• Sincerely, Spicy Pants.