We’d like to thank our special correspondent Captain Obvious for this breaking news over the weekend. Just when all five of you thought Latin superstar Ricky Martin might be all about the ladies, he went right ahead and opened up his options.

From Metro:

The Puerto Rican superstar concedes he is now one for the fellas in a new interview with Hispanic magazine TV Aqui. Pressed on his sexuality once again, daring Ricky said while he can still have fun the ladies he is now venturing into the men’s market to find his soul mate also. The 37-year-old revealed “his heart could belong to a woman or a man.”

Wow, Ricky Martin could quite possibly be gay? Never saw that coming. The Kidd is actually more surprised by the news that his heart could belong to a woman. I’m not sure how that’d work out, ya know, with the whole lack of penis thing going on there.

But then again, no one should be taken aback by this new shocking revelation… especially not when he revealed it by speaking into the reporter’s wang as if it were a microphone. Okay, maybe that’s not true… but would it really be that far-fetched if it was?

[Metro]

Ricky Martin has bought his own island for a reported $8 million dollars.

He had been considering the purchase for months according to the Mexican newspaper El Universal. The private island is just off the coast of Rio de Janeiro.

Sun, sand, oily bodies and speedos.