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Rosie O’Donnell Says Fame is Like a Drug

Monday, June 4th, 2007

When promoting her new memoir, ‘Celebrity Detox’ at New York’s BookExpo America, Rosie compared stardom to drugs.

"It is, in fact, a drug," O’Donnell said that she knows celebrities have been absolutely transformed by fame and that they are like crystal meth users in regards to their addiction to fame.

She adds that her book will not be  "vindictive" or "mean-spirited. ‘Celebrity Detox’ will be on shelves this fall.

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Rosie O’Donnell Blogs About Anna Nicole Smith’s Death

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Please don’t ask me to decipher this or translate. I don’t understand bitter, reckless dumbass. Just not fluent in that language… yet.

ME: BIG THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEWS. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANNA NICOLE SMITH ONE MORE TIME ON TELEVISION. THAT WOMAN AND HER PATERNITY TEST. .. AND SHE CAN HARDLY EVEN SPEAK NOW. SHE CAN’T EVEN SPEAK. SHE’S LIKE (I DO A BLANK AND MUMBLE INTO THE CAMERA) …YOU KNOW IT’S A TRAGEDY ALL AROUND. ..HER SON DIED. SHE HAS THIS LITTLE BABY. THERE’S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF MEDICATION OR SUBSTANCE INVOLVED. I DON’T KNOW.

ELISABETH HASSELBECK: THAT’S AN ODD SITUATION.

KRISTIN CHENOWETH: OR NOT INVOLVED

ME: OR NOT INVOLVED, EVEN WORSE. BUT IT’S SORT OF LIKE DISTRACTING. THE ART OF DISTRACTION. THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE REAL.

EH:WHO DOESN’T.

ME: I THINK OUR CULTURE NOW.

EH:YOU THINK THE THE REPUBLICANS ARE PUTTING ANNA NICOLE ON THE TV ?

ME :NO.

JOY BEHAR: YOU CAN’T BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR EVERYTHING.

EH:WE WERE THERE BEFORE. JUST NEEDED TO CHECK.

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i was in the air when Anna Nicole Smith died
the plane landed
my phone rang
“Anna Nicole Smith died three hours ago,” my publicist said
“Do you have a comment?” she asked.

unbearably tragic
2 words only
sums it up
pretty much

simply
to tell the truth
to speak of her suffering
2 notice 2 care

fame
more toxic than crack
one hit
and ur done

more tempting than sex
the suffering of someone else
her pain
entertainment

ya know
all anyone wants
r people who they know
will keep them from going over the edge

focus
breathe
keep me where the light is
we pray

Rosie’s blog
pic source

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Rosie O’Donnell Must Feel Like The Piece Of Trash That She Is

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Rosie O’Donnell made fun of Anna Nicole Smith yesterday morning on The View.

Anna died the same day. There was no way for Rosie to know what would happen later on, but I wish this incident would make Rosie shut up. Rosie dishes it out, but she can’t take it. And according to Ms. O’Donnell, everyone is always on drugs.

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Rosie Goes After Paula & America Idol

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Rosie lashed out at the American Idol judges, and especially Paula Abdul after viewing a clip of the show where the judges harshly ridiculed a contestant.

“That’s compassion. Isn’t that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someone’s physical appearance, then, when they leave the room, laugh hysterically at them. Three millionaires, one, probably intoxicated.”

“Paula was very thirsty last night. Did anyone else notice?” O’Donnell asked.

“Every shot, that woman was sipping the ‘Coca-Cola’ in her cup,” she said, adding a wink during the words “Coca-Cola” that seemed to indicate Abdul wasn’t sipping a soft drink.

“Towards the end of the show, one eye was wandering,” she said.

O’Donnell called the show, “terribly sad.”

The judges made fun of one small contestant who had bulging eyes. Simon told him he looked like ‘a bush baby’. I wonder if Simon would have made that same comment to Marty Feldman’s face?

Another contestant who was quite large was asked, “Who convinced you to try out for this?”

It happened over and over last night. They showcased all the people who were strange looking and then shit on them horribly.

You couldn’t help but feel bad for some of them. It’s only funny until someone blows their head off..
That being said, I still love the lame show.

The latest entry from Rosie’s blog:

“Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth.
They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them.
Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can’t see them.
Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you.
If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself…soul-less and evil.
You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.”

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Sources: AmericanIdol.com/CBS.com

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Madonna Defends Rosie O’Donnell

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Madonna went to bat for her longtime friend, Rosie O’Donnell on the ‘Today’ show this morning.

Madonna told Meredith Vieira, formerly of ‘The View’, “People are giving Rosie a hard time, I wish they’d stop. I don’t think it’s fair.”

Madonna said she was travelling abroad when she heard of the nasty feud and had to email O’Donnell right away.

“I have to hear it from the horse’s mouth. Basically, I mean, she’s a stand-up comic. I think all stand-up comics talk about provocative things in their monologues before shows, and I think that’s a commonplace thing.”

“I don’t know exactly the content of what she said, but I have a feeling that if every stand-up comic was penalized for saying politically incorrect things or provocative things, I think they’d all be hung in the public square.”

Score another one for Team O’Donnell.

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Source: Reuters

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Afternoon Briefs!

Monday, January 8th, 2007



Afternoon Briefs- Your afternoon delight..

Van Halen, R.E.M., Patti Smith, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, and the Ronettes, are all being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It takes 25 years after your first recording to be considered as an inductee. On March 12th that will be honored at a ceremony that will take place in New York. Inductees often perform at the event, which has some wondering if Van Halen will reunite for the occasion. Let’s just hope that David Lee Roth doesn’t reunite with his fringed spandex unitard..

Angelina Jolie has spoken regarding Madonna & Guy Ritchie’s adoption of David Banda. Jolie spoke with the French magazine Gala and told them that what Madonna did was indeed, illegal.
“Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal. Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born..It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.”
On the flip side, Jolie also stated that she feels sorry for Madonna and the criticism that she has had to endure over the adoption.
“I have been horrified by the attacks she’s been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David.”


Rosie O’Donnell says Donald Trump is obsessed with her, and has insulted plus sized women everywhere.
She joked about the Trump feud again on this morning’s ‘The View’.
“It’s the way I look. He can’t resist. I love when people say you’re fat like you don’t know.. It’s always the first comment of someone who disagrees with you if you happen to be on the plus side..He wounded millions of women by saying that I was fat, you know?” Millions of balding men must also be up in arms over Rosie’s ‘combover’ remarks..

Kylie Minogue has been named the best-dressed female by Glamour magazine.
Editor Jo Elvin said of the pop goddess, “We’ve seen a newer, softer-looking Kylie. She’s still sexy, but she’s not flaunting that side of herself in gold hotpants any more.”

Melanie Brown, Eddie Murphy’s ex and possible mother of his soon to be child has requested 24/7 police protection after some crazed Eddie Murphy fans have set up camp outside of her home. The losers, who must not have anything better to do, have been screaming insults aimed at Brown reagrding her relationship with Eddie Murphy. Brown has had to temporarily leave her home, fearing for the safety of her and her daughter.

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Rosie O’Donnell Blogs About Donald Trump

Thursday, December 28th, 2006


Either you love her or hate her.

I just happen to love her. The latest in the Rosie/Trump war is Rosie blogging about him comparing him to a pimp. Which really, isn’t that far off is it? Heh.

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

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Source: Rosie’sBlog

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Rosie Blogs About Donald Trump & Bankruptcy

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Donald Trump called Rosie a fat loser and threatened to sue her after she called him out on ‘The View’ for not dethroning Miss USA.

Story here

Well now Rosie has shot back at Donald and his lawsuit threats. I checked Rosie’s blog this evening and see that she has some ‘Wikipedia’ information about the Don’s bankrupt past. So much for ‘false statements’.

Rosie’s Blog Entry

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Afternoon Briefs

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006



Afternoon Briefs – Your Afternoon Delight!

Eminem’s second divorce from Kim Mathers was finalized Tuesday. They were married a second time last year on January 14th, but by April 5th they had split and Eminem filed for divorce.
The couple will share cus
tody of their daughter, Hayley. They will also divide their property according to the terms of a private out of court settlement. It’s not known if Kim got the financial support she had asked for.
Eminem refused to speak to reporters outside the Detroit courthouse.
In the divorce papers, he cited “a breakdown in the marriage relationship to the extent that the objects of matrimony have been destroyed and there remains no reasonable likelihood that the marriage can be preserved”.

Rosie O’Donnell called Donald Trump a “snake-oil salesman” this morning on ‘The View’, after Trump announced that he would not be dethroning Miss USA, Tara Conner.
But that’s not all. Rosie even got personal about Trump’s past by mentioning how he had been bankrupt in the past and was hardly a self-made man. She also was quoted as saying, “(He) left the first wife – had an affair. Had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”
People magazine spoke with Trump who called Rosie “a woman out of control” and saying he might sue her after she questioned his financial well-being in public.

“You can’t make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I’ll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it’ll be fun. Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.” What a dick.

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