Egad, what a turn-off, but he does nothing for me even when he’s well-dressed. (Which I don’t think is ever.) Johnny Depp couldn’t even pull this off. Russell would look better in a farking polka dot unitard!
There’s nothing like a man who knows how to dress.. Are you with me, ladies?
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Perry asked that all guests wear white, but didn’t they know what they were in for. Katy had a paint party planned, and throughout the party she flung fluorescent paint onto her guests and asked that they also participate by doing the same.
Her party was Willy Wonka themed and Oompa Loopas roamed the premises.
Russell gave Katy were all goo-goo gaga over each other the entire time. At one point Russell got down on a knee and gave the birthday girl an oversized lollipop. Sucker!
Other guests included Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough and JoJo.
Russell and Katy are in that “new” lovers phase, where everything is peachy keen and gumdrops and sunshine. But still, I don’t see this lasting. Once the novelty has worn off, Russell’s eye will start wandering again. Then, as quickly as it caught fire, the relationship will smolder. Anyone disagree?
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Katy Perry & Russell Brand in Paris
The couple went to Pere Lachaise cemetery to visit rock-n-roll legend Jim Morrison’s grave.
They sure jumped into this all hot and heavy, didn’t they? I think it’s going to be a nasty breakup, folks.
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Russell Brand Katy Perry in Paris
One of the most buzzed about romances right now is that between ‘international love making machine’ (my name for him) Russell Brand and Katy Perry. The couple reportedly hooked up after weeks of flirting via text messages. Since then they have traveled to Thailand and Paris together and have rarely been apart.
The photo above was taken last night as they arrived at a Fendi party in Paris during Fashion Week.
Sort of an unlikely couple, at least I thought so until now. What Russell wants, Russell gets. It’s amazing that so many women can’t wait to let him stick his dirty little peen in them. Ha, gross, I know, but really, bitches! Ew!
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Seriously, I dunno, he is funny and sometimes clever, but there is nothing hot about this guy! How he bags so many women is a mystery to me. Seriously, he would be like screwing Phineas T. Freakears of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. (I realize many of you are too young to realize who I referring to, Google or Wiki it, it’s funny.)
So, my point is, would you hit Russell the Muscle? I’m not here to judge, but as for me, HELL to the NO!
Russell Brand filming ‘Get Him To The Greek’, 5/28/09.
Photograph: Perkins, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com
After last weekend, these two may, in fact, be an item! Gah, Holly has horrible taste in men!
The couple were spotted at a party hosted by Jay-Z last Saturday night at Tao in Vegas. They shared a table and were seen getting “cozy”.
He probably wooed her and then had his way with her. She isn’t the brightest when it comes to men. I’m just sayin’..
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Bell and the British comedian worked together on the hit comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Kristen says she Googled Russell and discovered what a ladies man he was. She admits it turned her off immediately.
“I did a screen test with Russell before we shot Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I took one look at him and thought, He looks great. His trousers were tighter than mine and his jewelery was clanking all over the place, but he did his lines and just blew us all away. I had no idea who he was until I Googled him and saw what a little stinker he is with the ladies. He kept reminding us every 10 minutes of how famous he is in Britain by going, ‘It’s so weird not to be recognized here.”
She adds that Russell was anything but nice to her. He was a bit conceited and had an immediate dislike for her.
“He didn’t fancy me at all and in fact went out of his way to tell me how grotesque I was. And I certainly didn’t fancy him because he’s so high-maintenance – he took longer in make-up than I did.”
[WENN]
