Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table - drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus - Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)

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Perez Hilton will be questioned by attorneys about a story he published claiming Samantha Ronson put cocaine in Lindsay Lohan’s car after her infamous crash.

Ronson is suing Hilton for defamation after he posted a story that first appeared on CelebrityBabylon.com. The story claimed she planted cocaine in Lindsay’s Mercedes after she crashed into a palm tree back in May. It also accused Ronson of setting up Lindsay to be photographed while passed out in the passenger seat of her car.

Ronson stated in a supplemental declaration filed with the court on Monday,

“I am not now and have never been a drug user. I have never handled or touched cocaine. I did not ever place any cocaine at any place at any time.”

Superior Court Judge Elihu M. Berle said Ronson’s attorneys can take a four-hour deposition from Hilton. Perez’s lawyers are saying that Perez made sure the story was “accurate and trustworthy” before he published the information. He adds that even if the published information was incorrect, Ronson must prove that Perez was being malicious.

“He stands by his actions as being legal and proper and believes that the First Amendment protects him. The judge at this point found that they didn’t provide any evidence of malice … so the judge was going to give them one more bite of the apple” by allowing the attorneys to question him.

“If Ms. Ronson is attempting to get some sort of relief in court and to show that Mario Lavandeira had any malice, I think she’s going to a hardware store for milk. It’s just not going to happen.”

Ronson also sued Jill Ishkanian, who runs CelebrityBabylon.com. Ishkanian’s attorneys have settled. Her case is about to be dismissed.

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Star magazine is reporting that one of the 75 ‘friends’ named in Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace page, have violated her trust and leaked messages sent between herself and gay DJ pal, Samantha Ronson.

A few of Lindsay’s MySpace friends include, Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and kid sister Ali.

The headline to the messages is “Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!” Some excerpts of Lindsay’s messages sent to Ronson include,

“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”

“Go to bed babe. I love you. -Lindsay Ronson.”

Not that this is breaking news or anything. It’s been long suspected that the two friends have a little somethin’ somethin’ going on between the sheets. But rumors have also been that Lindsay only uses Samantha when she isn’t boinking a guy. Like when all else fails she can always count on Ronson doing her scissor-style.

I doubt there will be babies and marriage between these two. Because when it comes down to it, I think Lindsay prefers sausage over tacos.

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