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Lindsay Lohan’s Exes Hang Out

Spicy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:18:45 +0000

Samantha Ronson and Wilmer Valderrama leave Chateau Marmont arm in arm and get into a waiting car.

Comparing notes, perhaps?

[Photograph: ©Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Halloween Costume Idea: Celebrities 2009

Spicy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:17:13 +0000

Celebrity Halloween costume idea 2009

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson!

Dress as the crazy, unstable, lesbian duo known as Lindsay & Sam this Halloween 2009! A fun and original idea for Halloween, you can be instantly recognizable, even if you don’t look like either one!

Here’s what you’ll need to make it happen:

Lindsay:

A scraggly strawberry-blonde wig. The worse the wig, the better. Of course a sideboob is in order. Try and wear something with long armhole, this helps. No bra = +10 points for authenticity.

Of course you must apply generous amounts of self tanner, preferably streaky, to face, (not neck), legs, (not feet). And don’t forget the leggings. The shinier the better.

Gladiator sandals. Almost any sort will do. And of course, a can of RedBull makes the perfect accessory. Unless you have a gram of blow or something.

Samantha:

A Fedora, for starters, and a retro t-shirt the size of something a little boy would wear. Don’t forget to bandage down your boobs!

The pants must be acid wash skinny jeans. Topped off with some colorful Nike Dunks.

A pack of Marlboro reds tucked in your sleeve,and your only makeup is dark circles under your eyes.

*Poof!* Instant crazy Hollywood Halloween lesbians! Hooray!

More celebrity costume ideas to come, you all know that Halloween is my favorite holiday..

If you think of any other additions to these costumes, let me know! -xxoo

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Fight No. 316

Spicy — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:07:03 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and on-again off-again lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson are fighting again.

This time it ended with Lohan being removed from a hotel in Manhattan.

It all went down last night when Sam and Linds had a fight at the Bowery Hotel. Lindsay went batsh*t crazy and threw a service tray into what she thought was Sam’s door to her room. But it ended up not being Samantha’s room..of course, heh. It was another guest’s room and they weren’t very thrilled that some orange skinned she-devil was fa-reaking out outside their door. So they complained, as did a number of other guests. Lohan was asked to leave the premises, and according to Hollyscoop, police ended up escorting looney Linds out of there.

Hollyscoop is claiming that the same source also confided in them that Lindsay’s friends (she has friends?) and family are currently devising a plan to get Lindsay back into rehab.

Well, it’s about time. It’s not like she has changed. She just hasn’t been caught at anything in awhile.

Photos: Lindsay earlier this week with an unidentified man in New York. [©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Blonde Lindsay is Back

Spicy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:34:09 +0000

Sam Ronson and on-again off-again girlfriend Lindsay Lohan hang out with friends on Melrose Ave in LA Thursday.

Lindsay is currently sporting newly-dyed blonde hair and copious layers of fake tan, as usual. The blonde hair really makes it stand out now though. I think this is the blondest she has ever been.

Hate it. She looks best with the really rich red, like she used to have a few years back..

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Vibrating Birthday Gifts

Spicy — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:04:29 +0000

Samantha Ronson bought on-again off-again girlfriend Lindsay Lohan a basket full of sex toys for her 23rd birthday.

For her July 2nd birthday, the actress was surprised with a huge basket plumb stuffed with a wide variety of pleasure toys that Ronson had selected herself.

Lindsay was tickled pink (or about to be) when she saw her gift.

A source told the National Enquirer (yeah, I know): “Samantha presented her with a gift guaranteed to create lots of buzz. A big, brightly gift-wrapped basket of sex toys selected by herself. She spent hours shopping Hollywood’s erotic emporiums for the items.”

After receiving the gift the couple went back to Lindsay’s pad to celebrate her birthday – and presumably test out her new battery operated gifts.

The two ladies apparently like to shop at the Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood late at night and find things to try out.

Now that you have heard all that, enjoy your lunch! Heh.

[FF]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Ass is On Her Own

Spicy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:03:51 +0000

Samantha Ronson has once again cut all ties with Lindsay Lohan, because she is a “maniac”.

(Oh great, now that song from Flashdance is ringing in my head!)

It seems after breaking up with Lindsay and the drama that followed, Sam tried to make her peace with Linds and wanted to try to maintain a friendship with her ex. But that didn’t last long.

A source tells People magazine: “Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible. No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac. She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together.”

But alas, here we are again with Lohan losing all control, out partying until dawn, posting weird things on Twitter and getting thinner by the day.

Dr. Drew’s chilling premonition of Lohan losing a limb (or something equally tragic) before she wises up probably isn’t that far from what will go down at some point. Lohan is dangerously wreckless and is really terrible to her own body when she is not grounded.

It should make for an interesting summer, but let’s hope she keeps all of her extremities!

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Lindsay Lohan Hot on Samantha Ronson’s Trail

Spicy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:05:45 +0000

Lindsay Lohan showed up unexpectedly to Bungalow 8 in London, where Samantha Ronson was performing a show.

But soon after Lohan showed up, Sam and her brother Mark hot tailed it out of there. Is psycho Lohan on the prowl again? The drama between these two is unreal. Give it up already, ladies.

I love these pics of Lohan. They go from happy Lohan to frantic Lohan:

#1 of 50 ways to leave your lover: Slip out the back jack..

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Booty Call

Spicy — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:39:59 +0000

Samantha Ronson followed by ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan heading to her home.

Lohan had been spotted earlier circling the block before finding out where Sam was. Once she located Samantha she went to the club she was at, then followed her home.

I swear Linds is still all cracked out. She just LOOKS it!

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Samantha Ronson Sneaks Out of Lindsay’s Place

Spicy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:24:08 +0000

Samantha Ronson spotted outside ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan’s house.

Sam reportedly stayed all night and left at 6am the following morning. You know, when the clam-bumping coke party was over.

Who does Samantha remind me of…hmmm… OH! I know! Ed Norton from The Honeymooners!

Ya think?

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Samantha Ronson is So Over Lindsay Lohan

Spicy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:55:18 +0000

It seems that Samantha Ronson is enjoying her drama & Lohan free life these days.

Ronson’s mother, Ann Dexter Jones, who we already know is no fan of Lindsay’s, says her daughter is doing just fine in her new single life.

“She’s doing great. She’s really, really well. She’s always working. But I don’t pry. I’m giving her space. She’s strong and smart and with a great heart.”

Jones didn’t mind talking about her daughter, but she refused to discuss Lindsay. Probably because she had nothing good to say.

“Sam is a strong, fabulous girl. But I think it is good that I don’t comment on Lindsay.”

You don’t need to, sister!

[WENN]