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Sarah Silverman Talks the VMAs, Jimmy Kimmel and Her Comedy Central Show

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

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Sarah Silverman raised eyebrows at this years MTV Video Music Awards after making fun of Britney Spears and her vagina.

Sarah just wants to have fun and not take life so seriously.

Us Magazine: First off, were you surprised by the negative reaction to your Britney jokes at the VMAs?

The joke that everyone was upset about — me calling the kids “adorable mistakes” — was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line. I don’t want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I’m in it to be funny and not for the drama. It’s embarrassing.

Us: On to your show: Is the new season crazier?

The story lines are ridiculous! It’s that contrast that makes the show work— absurdity played real.

Us: We also see more of your real-life sis, Laura. Is there anything bad about working with her?

Yes, she’s thinner than me! I need to get one of those Lucy-and-Ethel clauses. [It’s rumored that the actress who played Ethel on I Love Lucy had to be 20 pounds overweight.]

Us: We hear Angelina Jolie is a fan of the show. True?

I met her on the lot, and she was so cool! There is a chance she’ll show up in an episode. I don’t know why, but I’m seeing her in an Annie wig.

Us: Why does your relationship with Kimmel work?

I have no clue. He’s cute, and he has dimples, and we love each other.

Sarah’s show on Comedy Central, The Sarah Silverman Program, premieres on October 3rd.

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I Love Sarah Silverman!

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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Sarah does her best Britney Spears’ vagina impression with her mouth!

Sarah Silverman did not disappoint during the MTV VMA’s. She had me rolling! Of course the highlight of her opening act was her ripping Britney Spears apart!

Not only did she call Britney’s kids mistakes, she tossed a shaved crotch joke in the mix too.

“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

I think I peed myself when she laid that one down!

“She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.”

“It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”

Oh Sarah, if I was ‘like that’, you’d so be my babe.


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Sausage Links

Monday, June 25th, 2007

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ParisExposed.com graffiti outside Paris Hilton’s home (DL)
Jenna Jameson is one scabby looking ho (POTP)
Now Europe knows of the prick we call Justin Timberlake (BS)
Tom Sizemore gets 16 months in prison (TMZ)
Adriana Lima shooting a commercial (TB)
Demi Moore shows her big nippled tits off (GS)
Celebrity gossip bloggers dream about celebrities (ABH)
Listen to Debbie Harry’s latest (PB)
Did someone lose a bellybutton? (AIW)
Jennifer Love Hewitt looking a little thick (DS)
Britney Spears’ wants the restraining order against her mom because she’s a pill-popper (CWS)
Hayden Panettiere in F Me Pumps (IBBB)
Sarah Silverman dons black lingerie for Rolling Stone (GH)
A very unstylish stylist (CM)
Britney Spears nipples are on the ground (HBW)
Celebrity Dirt w/ Jackson Blue (JB)
Larry King has a big week ahead (GW)
Christina Aguilera the milkmaid (DSF)
Reese Witherspoon dumps Jake Gyllenhaal because he took up too much time (DH)
Some hot bachelor dude who I don’t think is that hot (BSC)

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Spicy Morning Link Love

Monday, June 18th, 2007

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Britney Spears’ love/hate relationship with the paparazzi (DH)
Britney nearly has yet another nipple slip! (CP)
Britney’s awesome skin and hair (HBW)
Hollywood Renaissance portraits (CityRag)
Porn star birthday party (DSF)
Sarah Silverman’s ass in Maxim (ND)
Kristy Swanson arrested for assault (TB)
Angelina Jolie is not fond of George Clooney? (DL)
Nicole Richie’s swollen belly (GS)
Paris Hilton – naughty cake style (PB)

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Eat, Link and Be Merry

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Richard Simmons prays for Paris Hilton (GW)
Pamela Anderson whores herself out at magic show (DSF)
It’s Angelina Jolie’s birthday (EBG)
Kim Kardashian must have ass implants (ABH)
Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman aroused us with their near-kiss (TB)
Paris Hilton’s original mugshot (TS)
Pics & Video of Hilton going to jail (RC)
MK’s experience with the MTV Movie Awards (PB)
Sarah Harding upskirt (ND)
Calum Best asks Britney Spears to check on Lindsay Lohan in rehab (HBW)
Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t look cracked out! (HS)
Danny Bonaduce lapdances at his divorce party (GG)
Megan Fox was the hottest chick at the MTV Movie Awards (F&C)

Added: Afternoon links

Brooke Burke bikini pictures (DH)
Does Danny Bonaduce ever wear a shirt? (CR)
Angelina Jolie smoking hot on Esquire (CWS)
Ross the Intern and his girl, Louise (CDW)
Internet spammers and virus launchers have their favorite celebrities too.. (AIW)
Braves AA manager goes berserk -funny! (BS)
Paris Hilton works out, doesn’t sweat (CP)
Johnny Knoxville  sued over penis stunt (DS)
Video of the Sarah Silverman/Paris Hilton roast (CG)


Evening Links

Nicole Richie hikes because she is fat (ASL)
Katherine Heigl without makeup (JIYH)
Latest celebrity DUI (POTP)
Ice-T shows you Coco’s massive pierced titties (Dlisted)
Vince Vaughan sows his drunken oats (INO)
Paris Hilton’s new wax figure! (ICYDK)

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2007 MTV Movie Awards

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

I just had to watch this years show being as it was hosted by Sarah Silverman.

And she didn’t disappoint.

The highlight of the evening for me was Sarah’s opening monologue.  Specifically when she mocked Paris Hilton going to jail..

"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail.  (laughter erupts) The judge says that it’s going to be a no frills thing, and that is totally ridiculous.  She is totally going to get special treatment.  In fact, I heard in order to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are gunna paint the bars to look like penises."

The audience roars..

"I think it’s wrong too.  I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things."

The crowd goes wild. Cameras cut to Paris looking pissed but forcing a smile…

Heh.

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