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Scarlett Johansson Mango Photo Shoot

Spicy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:35:11 +0000

Scarlett Johansson poses for photographers as the new face of Mango clothing line.

Madrid, Spain, July 13th, 2009.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Scarlett Johansson Sexy for Moët Chandon Champagne

Spicy — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:02:58 +0000

Scarlett Johansson is the new spokesperson for Moët Chandon champagne.

Scarlett says, “I am honored to have been chosen as their ambassador and to make history with the brand, as the first celebrity face of champagne.”

A rep for Moët & Chandon said the 24-year-old actress represents their product well. “She, like Moët, has a magical story to tell and makes people dream.”

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Pass me the tequila!

[DM]

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Buy Scarlett Johansson’s Snotty Tissue

Spicy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:42:49 +0000

In a bizarre bid to earn money for charity, (and garner free publicity), actress Scarlett Johansson is putting a used, snotty tissue on eBay.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Johansson told the talk show host that she had caught a cold from Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson.

Leno gave her a tissue to blow her snotty nose, and an idea was born.

Johansson is convinced that someone will want the tissue with her nose jizz on it because it contains germs from both she and Jackson, if you will.

And she was right. The current bid stands at $2150.

Egad.

Isn’t there a weird rule on eBay against selling stuff like that? I mean, what’s next, her dirty panties?

Damn, people are foul.

Despite the grossness of this all, all proceeds are going to USA Harvest.

Charity wrapped in a self promotional enigma…

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Scarlett Johansson Still Shocked at Lindsay Lohan’s Mean Graffiti

Spicy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:27:40 +0000

Flashback: 2006. Lindsay Lohan was nuts, running around without panties, stealing friends’ cocaine and spending more time in the nightclub’s bathrooms than on the dance floors.

It was at this time that Lindsay Lohan, threatened by Scarlett Johanson’s rising stardom, wrote on a bathroom stall in New York City saying, “Scarlett is a bloody c**t.”

A woman who witnessed Lohan do this snapped a shot of the graffiti.

Scarlett Johansson was recently asked about the incident, which she says still baffles her, being as she barely knows Lindsay.

She tells Allure magazine, “I don’t know what the motivation was. I remember it was something really vulgar – I mean shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’ “I don’t really know that person. I only met her, like, three times.”

[WENN]

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Spicy Email of the Day

Spicy — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:38:57 +0000

One of the best crazy emails I have received in awhile. Just had to share..

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not dmn sexy),most important – CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!

Her close friend Serge G.

P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

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Scarlett Johansson’s New Dual Ad

Spicy — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:09:00 +0000

In a new ad featuring Scarlett Johansson, the actress persuades us to recycle our cell phones – and to see her new film.

The Environmental Media Association and Lionsgate studio came together to create the PSA, which hopes to help lower the amount of carbon dioxide emissions due to new phone productions.

The ad also promotes ScarJo’s new movie, The Spirit, and uses the same tagline from the film. “Answer the Call!”

The ads will first appear in People magazine Friday. Co-star Eva Mendes will also be featured in some of the ads.

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Scarlett Johansson at the “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” L.A. Premiere

Spicy — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:32:29 +0000

Why does this bitch irritate me so much?

I swear, if she hadn’t become an actress, she would have ended up completely not hot.

I picture her being a trailer trash queen with broken off, frizzy blonde chin length hair who wears jean cut-offs and old Nascar tee-shirts with no bra.

I really don’t think I am that far off!

I don’t care what people say, she does not look like Marilyn Monroe, and because she is Woody Allen’s muse does not make her uber talented. Oh, and screwing Benicio Del Toro in an elevator at the Oscars a few years back does not make her classy. But it might explain how she got where she is today..

Anyhow, enjoy the pics.

Heh.

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Yeah, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are Engaged

Spicy — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:10:37 +0000

You’ve probably already heard the news, Scarlett Johansson, 23, and Ryan Reynolds, 31, are engaged.

No wedding date has been set yet – apparently they aren’t in any rush to get to the alter. Scarlett specifically. Which, good for her, she’s a bit younger and I think it’s a great thing she doesn’t want to rush into it. Too bad everyone isn’t like that. :cough: Pam Anderson :cough:

Anyhow, a source told Ok! magazine, “Scarlett doesn’t want to get married anytime soon. So expect it to be a long engagement.”

“She has said time and time again that Ryan is the one who she wants to spend the rest of her life with.”

It will be the first marriage for both.

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Scarlett Johannson Hasn’t Always Been a Gorgeous Fashion Plate

Spicy — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:15:45 +0000

Since Scarlett Johansson’s star has risen to the top so has her sense of style. But it wasn’t always that way.

Scarlett used to be somewhat nerdy and dressed as though she had gone dumpster diving and just threw on whatever she could find. Her hair was a mess and reminds me of Charlize Theron’s character in ‘Monster’. And her accessories were just all over the place!

Luckily for ScarJo she can afford a stylist and hairdresser these days..

Source: Getty Images

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Aguilera Loses Out on Pinup Role

Spicy — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:17:51 +0000

Jeanne Carmen in her pin-up days

Jeanne Carmen, once the best friend to movie sex goddess Marilyn Monroe, wants either Scarlett Johansson or Kate Bosworth to play her in her son’s new biopic, ‘The Wild, Wild Life of Jeanne Carmen’.

Christina Aguilera was originally picked to play the golf loving pin-up girl, but film makers don’t have time to wait for her to get back into shape after giving birth to her first child.

So Carmen is hoping that either Johansson or Bosworth will accept the role.

Carmen says,

“Christina was interested in playing the part and is a born pin-up girl at heart. She became pregnant, however, and the script is now in the hands of Scarlett Johansson’s agent and Kate Bosworth’s agent. Either one of these girls have the talent to pull it off.”

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