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Britney Spears Takes Her Boys to a Pumpkin Patch

Spicy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:58:45 +0000

I really get a kick out of Britney Spears’ new website, BritneySpears.com.

The comments left by obsessive fans are pretty amusing as well. Lots of CAPS LOCKS and lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course the haters leave their love on the site too.

TRUTH IS THAT SHE A FAT, UGLY, FLABBY, PIG FACE USWD UP OILD SLAG WITHOUT TALENT AND CLASS. STOP PRETENDING TO BE A GOOF MOM. YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER YOUR KIDDIES WERE REMOVED FROM YOU COS YA WENT OUT WITHOUT PANTIES TAKIN DRUGS SHAGIN FAGS ETC YOUR A PATHETIC UGLY FAT TART HORSE FACE

It’s kind of hard to get your point across when your grammar is equivalent to a 4-year-old’s, don’t you think?

Anyhow, Britney and her team posted pumpkin patch pics, which really are adorable. As an extra bonus, Team Brit snapped photos of the desperate paparazzi that followed her and her boys on the outing.

The men hang over the barriers, hoping to get a picture of the superstar. One even climbs a tree.

I think it’s great that Britney posts her own photos on her site, because when you think about it, it takes away from those bottom feeders who make money by trying to cram their cameras up Britney’s skirts. So much for exclusive, Britney already posted the pics on her own site. Heh. Good thinking..

And really, who wouldn’t rather visit Britney’s website than that of a slimy paparazzi agency?

Count me in.

See the rest of Britney’s pumpkin patch pics HERE!

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Shar Jackson, the Classier of Kevin’s Two Exes

Spicy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:07:31 +0000

Shar Jackson has been more of a mother to Sean Preston and Jayden James than their own mother, Britney Spears, lately.

Shar says she has been helping out a bit with the two boys, who haven’t seen their mother in three weeks. She told Us Weekly that Sean and Jayden are doing well and haven’t really noticed that their mom hasn’t been around.

“They’re babies, you know, they don’t really know. Of course, all kids say, ‘mama,’ but they don’t really know [where she is],” said Shar.

She adds, “They have a lot of positive people around them, so they’re good. The kids all spend a lot of time together, but I’m not trying to take anybody’s place.”

She also said that she and Kevin have made an effort to remain good friends for the sake of the children.

“It could have gone really bad, and we could have become enemies. A lot of people choose to do that, but I don’t have time for that. Life is way too short, and we’re not promised tomorrow, so I don’t want to go out and have bad feelings with anybody.”

The boys and Kevin are lucky to have such a great lady in their lives. Shar is a genuine person and seems to always have the kids best interest at hand. That’s more than we can say for Ms. Someone Please Sew My Vagina Shut.

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Britney Spears Loses Custody. Finally.

Spicy — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:00:05 +0000

Britney Spears has lost all visitation rights with her children after her complete metal breakdown. She is currently undergoing a 72-hour mental evaluation.

The court order is good until January 14th. A mere 10 days. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon stated in a ruling that Britney’s visitation “is suspended pending further order of the court.”

Well it’s about time.

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Britney Spears ‘Went Psycho’ on the Way to the Hospital

Spicy — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:50:56 +0000

Us magazine is reporting that Britney Spears went totally psycho on the gurney in the ambulance as she was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital last night.

A source recalled, “They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics. [It was] a total psychotic breakdown. She just went crazy.”

Another source, close to Spears added, “I guess she has good days and bad days – it’s mental instability. All she has is to think of something sad and she goes crazy.”

Britney has been labeled as a “special needs” patient. This is only reserved for those who have “either overdosed or tried to commit suicide.” Patients are monitored and watched closely at all times.

We also know this morning that Sean Preston as well as little brother Jayden James, were BOTH taken to the hospital after the ordeal but were released at approximately 4AM this morning.

Britney is being placed on a 72-hour mental lockdown.

KFed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is in court this morning to try and rid Spears of any visitation rights. Her lawyer, Tara Scott from the law firm of Trope and Trope, will still be representing Spears even though the firm has asked to withdraw as counsel.

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UPDATES:

- A gossip guru on Today (NBC) said that Britney hadn’t eaten or slept in days.

- Life & Style is reporting that Britney was NOT on drugs – that her blood tests came back negative for any illegal substances or alcohol. Now, take this with a grain of salt until it’s confirmed of course. This is according to an unnamed source. Remember, police believe Britney was on something. So, we’ll have to wait this one out to know for sure.

-There was an emergency custody hearing this morning, which Kevin Federline attended. It has since ended but will reconvene at 1:30PM PST. Kevin Federline may testify..

-The Spears’ clan is said to be terrified. Dad Jamie has been at the hospital since last night and her brother Bryan is supposed to arrive sometime today. Britney’s mom Lynne, has been in contact with Britney but is heading to the family’s hometown of Kentwood, La with pregnant daughter Jamie Lynn. Lynn says she is “extremely distraught” and added, “Just say prayers.”

- Britney will not be charged with anything having to do with the stand off at her home last night. LAPD Officer Harding stated, “We aren’t charging her with anything at this time. She is at the [hospital] for her own health and welfare.”

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Britney Spears’ Former Assistant Comes Forward With Tales of Heartache

Spicy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:42:50 +0000

Former Britney Spears personal assistant, Kalie Machado, 23, is coming forward with her tales of Britney’s crazy life and her desire to win back Kevin Federline.

Machado talked with Us magazine and described the heart wrenching details of the Spears – Federline divorce.

“She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl. She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’“

Machado also mentioned that the boys were present when Spears and Federline had their last fight. Machado says Spears felt she was tricked into the situation and that Kevin played her like a fiddle. Brit followed Kevin to New York, toting her sons along, ready to take a stance.

“She stood up for herself, and it kind of backfired. That was what he wanted.”

Spears started her downward spiral about this time and couldn’t fathom moving on with her life. She hung her wedding dress on the wall in her bedroom and placed autographed photos of the the couple throughout her home.

“She would ask, ‘Why did he do this to me?’ It just made her crazy and depressed. . .she needs mental help.”

Kind of sad really. I mean, I know Britney is a trainwreck on a well lubed track, but I have a hunch Kevin drove her to that point.

If you recall when Brit and Kevin hooked up was about the time she started doing weird shit. I’d be willing to bet that Kevin was the one to introduce her to drugs, and once he left, he left her with an addiction and a broken heart. Never a good combination.

The girl needs to get away. Move to Sweden, to Australia, to Italy. . .anywhere but here. Hell, Montana would work too. Disappear for a year and get herself together. But she won’t because the paparazzi and the media give her the attention that she so intensely craves and needs.

I honestly think the best thing that could happen to her would be to lose the boys so she could take care of herself. Because if she doesn’t do that those boys may lose a mother, and Kevin, a paycheck.

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Britney Spears Denied Custody of Sons

Spicy — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:00:36 +0000

More time to party y’all!

Britney Spears has been denied custody of her children by the courts and was granted only a few visits a week.

Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Brit three visits a week, two from 12:00-7:00 PM and one overnight visit. All visits will be monitored as they have been.

Britney and Kevin were ordered to work out a holiday schedule for the boys and Britney must childproof her swimming pool by Friday.

The order stated that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” It also noted that her parenting coach said that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”

According to the report, the coach wrote,

“It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”

The coach is also quoted as saying that there is a “lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she “would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense.”

“The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”

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Kevin Fears Britney May Kill Children

Spicy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:11:15 +0000

Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney Spears might kill their children.

He reportedly told his girlfriend Nicole Narain,

“Britney’s behavior has already put our kids at risk and I can’t let things get any worse. She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

Nicole also claims that K Fed told her that the last straw was catching Britney breast-feeding Jayden while wasted on vodka. He told Nicole,

“Two weeks later she filed for divorce. I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’. I never wanted a divorce but now I knew there was no option.”

Nicole said,

“Kevin is battling for his kids as he genuinely fears they are at risk. He never shouts and screams about Britney in front of me. He does speak openly about his concerns for his children though. According to Nicole, Kevin is especially worried about the damage Britney’s lifestyle is doing to their sons.”

“I was with Kevin on Monday morning when his kids turned up after spending time with Britney. He was overjoyed to see them, but deeply concerned about what they’d been through. On Monday he was treating Jayden for pink eye (conjunctivitis), and was worried Britney was to blame. He told me if they had joint custody he’d need two days just to get the children settled down and calm again after their stint away with Britney. He says she keeps them up and has no fixed routine which makes them over-stressed, over-tired and desperate for attention.

He has tried to get Britney to change her ways, but gets nowhere. He gets so upset when the kids are with her that he won’t switch on the TV as he knows there will be news footage of her with them in LA. He can’t bear to see them looking stressed, traumatized and disorientated as she carts them off on another jaunt around town, seemingly for no reason. That’s one of the key reasons why he went for custody in court.”

Nicole says Kevin is a great dad, and he creates a kid friendly environment for all of his children.

“Each of the lads has a bed in the shape of a Ferrari. The walls are painted with animals and shapes and are full up with toys. Sean’s room has a big toy train set around the outside. Jayden still has trouble sleeping, so Kevin has put an extra Ferrari bed in his own bedroom.”

Nicole adds that Kevin is not the party boy everyone thinks he is.

“He may have been a party animal in the past, but I haven’t seen him talk about or take drugs. He does like a bourbon and Coke, but he’ll have a couple of those and call it a night. He has his home and that’s where he spends most of his time now. I feel sorry for Britney. She has lost the love of a very caring, passionate and intelligent man. At the moment his priority is fighting for his children.”

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney Spears parties with Tony Romo (HBW)

Britney gets slammed by The Wall Street Journal (BS)

Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*ck it! (HW)

Mel C feels like Brintey Spears (SN)

Kentucky church sends support to Britney (CDL)

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Britney Spears Tells Sons They Were Mistakes!

Spicy — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:54:33 +0000

This shouldn’t come as a surprise to any of us, but even if HALF of these things are true Britney doesn’t deserve custody of her two boys. Crazy bitch!

From Star Magazine:

Britney Spears’ own words may come back to haunt her – big time! Star has learned exclusively that Brit’s ex-husband, Kevin Federline, has taken his fight to win full custody of their two young sons to a powerful new level: He and his Beverly Hills attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, have obtained sworn affidavits from three former Spears employees – a nanny and two bodyguards – detailing horrific examples, says a source close to the investigation, of Brit’s lack of parenting skills!

What those affidavits allegedly reveal about Britney and how she treats Sean Preston, 23 months, and Jayden James, 11 months are shocking and disturbing. And they could prove to be the straw that shifts custody to Kevin.

According to the source, the former nanny claimed that Britney “gives the kids soda sand coffee with cream and sugar. She also lets them sit in soiled diapers for hours until someone else changes them. And she keeps both children up late at night to ensure they sleep late – this includes waking them up if they fall asleep before 11 pm. Plus, Britney doesn’t personally feed the kids – the nanny or bodyguard does.”

But that’s not the worst of it. “When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason [your] father left,’” says the source. “Anyone who would tell their child that is heartless. I’m sure Britney loves her children, but she must believe that having kids with Kevin was a mistake.”

Another source says Kevin is also concerned about Britney’s sex life, afraid that she’s been promiscuous in front of the kids.

“Kevin was even told in so many words that Britney was pregnant a few weeks back,” says the second source. “He had a meltdown over this. Kevin feels the people around Britney are looking the other way. Now he’s determined to have them hauled into court to answer to a judge about Britney’s actions involving his kids.”

Kevin’s suspicions about what’s happening at Britney’s house may not be so far fetched, insiders say.

The nanny swears Britney has men over to her house in Beverly Hills all the time, and she introduces them to the boys as “their uncles,” says the first source, adding, “Britney does carry on with men in front of the boys, kissing and hugging. She runs around half-naked in front of her kids with the men she has over.”

The source says the affidavits seem to indicate Britney thinks of the boys as “accessories” and that’s she’s more concerned about their appearance than their well-being.

“Britney reportedly doesn’t even know how to brush Sean’s teeth, and they look awful,” says the source. “She tried to whiten his teeth using Crest Whitestrips, but he kept crying. Finally, Britney threw the strips away, telling Sean, ‘Fine, you’ll just have ugly teeth then!’”

What’s even sadder are claims that Britney drinks heavily at night, which usually results in her passing out. The close source adds, “The nanny also told Kevin and his attorney that she has ‘seen Ms. Spears take pills – they are in prescription bottles.’ But what kind of pills they are is unclear.”

And, the source reports, one of her bodyguards swears that Britney is drinking cocktails out of water bottles. “He says he’s seen Britney take prescription medication and drink. She has wandered through the house naked and in various states of undress, sometimes in front of the boys.” A second bodyguard has sworn in an affidavit that Britney “drinks at all hours of the day,” the source tells Star. “She does drink in front of the boys. She drinks everything she’s got in her bar at home – Patron tequila, champagne, vodka, Baileys, rum, Scotch.”

The bodyguard added that Britney came on to him and demanded that he constantly tell her she’s hot – “but he attributed that to her stress and drinking,” says the source.

As Star has previously reported, Federline, and attorney Kaplan have been gathering material against Britney to prove that she’s an unfit mother and to show that Kevin should have physical custody of the boys. In fact, they filed papers in L.A. Superior Court on August 8, requesting that. A close source says, “It’s more than getting custody of the kids – it’s ‘rescuing them’ in Kevin’s mind.”

“He thinks Britney is an unfit mother and wants his children away from her ASAP. He’s convinced her alleged drug use, drinking and out-of-control behavior will result in a tragic accident involving one of his kids if he doesn’t act now.”

Kevin took an aggressive step in his custody battle over the weekend of August 10. He hired Aaron Cohen, a former Israeli army counter-terrorism commander, to serve papers to people in Britney’s inner circle, who Kevin feels have been refusing to cooperate with his lawyers.

“Aaron runs a Hollywood security firm called IMS Security and gets the job done,” says a source. “Kevin is determined that Aaron will serve all of Britney’s pals with court papers, forcing them to give legal depositions in which they will have to answer questions under oath about Britney’s parenting skills, in addition to anything they’ve witnessed regarding Britney and drugs, alcohol or sexual conduct.”

Cohen’s first “raid” took place in the early morning hours of August 12, when he served papers to Britney’s cousin and confidant, Alli Sims, 26.

“All the people around Britney have been protecting her, and Kevin’s sick of it,” says the source. “I think he probably holds Alli responsible – as an enabler who should know better for the sake of the children.”

That Sunday morning, says the source, Cohen’s team watched Alli’s movements and pounced on her as she and Britney’s ex-boyfriend, music producer J.R. Rotem, left a party at a private home in the Hollywood Hills shortly after 2:30 am. “Britney was still in the house and didn’t see this happen,” says an eyewitness, who adds that Aaron Cohen ended up tossing the subpoena – compelling Alli to testify as to Britney’s parenting methods – into the open window of the car she and J.R. were leaving in.

“Britney came out of the party soon after and burst into tears when she found out what had happened,” says the source. She later rejoined Sims and Rotem at her Beverly Hills mansion.

Next on Kevin’s list, say insiders, are family and friends in Britney’s hometown of Kentwood, La. And even though Brit’s mom, Lynne Spears, has been on Kevin’s side, “she’ll probably be subpoenaed as well by Kevin’s legal team, if for nothing else than appearance’s sake,” says the source. “Kevin won’t stop until he gets the children. Britney has stepped way over the line. This is now an all-out war!” And the next battle is scheduled for September 17 in L.A. Superior Court, when K-Fed and his attorney, armed with their affidavits, will argue for modification of the existing custody agreement, a 50/50 split between both parents.

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Caption Sean Preston Federline

Spicy — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 23:12:52 +0000

Britney Spears and new goon boyfriend/fiance went to church today with the kids.

Sean Preston didn’t seem to happy being hauled around by the 70’s porn star look-a-like. What do you think little Sean was thinking?