Archive for the ‘Sexy Bitches’ Category

50 is Looking Pretty Damn Good

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

50 must be the new 35!

I sure hope so, because that would make me 21 again!

Seriously, both Madonna, who turns 50 in August, and Sharon Stone, who turned 50 this past March, look incredible for their age.

True, having money for ridiculously expensive anti-aging creams and maybe a little nip & tuck doesn’t hurt, but ultimately I think those who are the most fortunate just have good genes. These women are probably combining all of the above, but they are still great examples that older women can be spicy hot, too!

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Megan Fox

Monday, May 19th, 2008

“I still don’t really spend my money in silly ways. I don’t go and buy cars and stuff like that. But the very first thing I got that was crazy expensive and that I couldn’t believe I’d bought was a pair of Roberto Cavalli, four-inch spike heels. They were black and ornate with gold on the back and carving on the heel. They were $600. Up to that point I think the most I had ever pair for a pair of shoes was $30. That was a really big deal for me and I have to admit that since then I’ve gone crazy with the shoe thing. That’s where I spend my money and it’s really bad.”

- Megan Fox is grateful to be able to finally afford designer shoes

Charlize Theron Does W

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

W did a fantastic job interviewing Charlize Theron in their latest issue. Her photoshoot isn’t so bad either. Ok, it’s like, super hot.

I just love Charlize. She’s amazingly, I mean amazingly, gorgeous, but as this article points out, she isn’t one to exploit her beauty. She’s intelligent, witty, talented, and she has that old Hollywood charm about her.

Hotness.

From W:

When Charlize Theron arrives at our interview, poolside at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, she’s still showing the effects of a weeklong bout with the flu. With her blond hair pushed back into a no-fuss ’do and dressed Hollywood business casual in jeans, a white shirt and a black sweater vest, she looks, well, incredibly normal. And yet, days earlier, on the set of the W photo shoot at the western edge of the Mojave Desert, there was no overlooking her ultralean Amazonian physique, her mile-long legs and her startling green eyes, framed by a perfectly symmetrical heart-shaped face.

Perhaps surprisingly then, for an actress whom Esquire last fall named the “sexiest woman alive,” the 32-year-old Theron has always resisted taking on roles that play only to her innate beauty. She fired her first manager after he sent her scripts on the order of Showgirls and Species. “So, we can see where he saw my career going,” she quips. But ever since her haunting, Oscar-winning portrayal of Aileen Wuornos in Monster—for which she gained 30 pounds, wore prosthetic teeth and cannily captured the physicality of the hard-bitten lesbian serial killer—Theron has been dogged, she says, by a public perception that she actively seeks to mask her beauty whenever she plays steely-minded, gritty women.

In fact, the surest way to rile her is to suggest that she’s somehow “transformed” herself yet again in several post-Monster roles, among them, a female miner battling sexism in the Minnesota iron mines in the 2005 film North Country, a Tennessee detective (who’s a brunette) in 2007’s In the Valley of Elah and, most recently, a desperate single mom in this year’s Sleepwalking.

“Oh, no, you better not be bringing up ‘ugly,’” she admonishes when I broach the subject. “Look, I get it,” she says. “Monster was a transformation.” But after that, she points out, whenever she’s played “women in middle America living normal lives,” she’s heard cries of “ugly,” no matter what they looked like. “North Country was dirt. That’s what happens when you go into a mine. In the Valley of Elah—that’s when I took real offense, because that was just my real hair color and me with no makeup.”

Her greater transformation, she says, comes on the red carpet. “It’s great fun when you have three people coming to your house, and one’s doing your nails, one’s doing your hair and one’s doing your makeup. Two hours later, you look gorgeous,” she says. “But that’s not my life.” Looking at her, you have to conclude that Theron is being unduly self-deprecating, and that the truth lies somewhere between the red carpet and North Country.

Read the rest of the interview and see the rest of the photos at W magazine.

Carrie Bradshaw & Mr. Big Heat Up Vogue

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

This Annie Leibovitz photo shoot is HOT!

Dreamy Mr. Big… Can’t you just picture yourself booting SJP’s skinny ass out of there and taking over? Ooohh I can!

Cindy Crawford Dances on Tables for Her Husband’s Friends

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Cindy Crawford says she regrets not being a little wilder in her younger days.

The supermodel dishes that when she was breaking into the business she didn’t partake in the drugs and wild sexual adventures as the other models. Instead she was reserved, naive and straight laced. In fact, Cindy says she’s much wilder in her 40s than she ever was in her 20s.

She says, “I regret that I wasn’t wilder. I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible. I can be wild now. I’ll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked, those days are gone.”

Me wants to party with Cindy.

[WENN]

Eva Mendes at the 2nd Annual Linked Against Leukemia Gala to Benefit DKMS

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Mr.Big’s Not Big on Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Chris Noth, a.k.a. ‘Mr. Big’ on Sex and the City, is one of the few men on this earth that doesn’t spring instant wood at the mere thought of Victoria’s Secret models.

Noth thinks the entire VS campaign is a bit too much. The wings, the sparkle, the holiday Santa-girl costumes. In fact, he says in his opinion the models look “gaudy.”

He tells WENN, “I’m not into Victoria’s Secret so much. I find it over the top. I like subtlety and I like elegance. I think their things are gaudy and they are really trying too hard. If I could make a fashion statement, I think that Victoria’s Secret looks to me like somebody who is putting on too much make-up. It’s too gaudy, man. I mean, come on take it easy, you don’t have to have a f*ckin’ bouquet of flowers on your underwear. Sorry Victoria’s Secret; I hope they’re not one of our sponsors!”

Halle Berry at the Silver Rose Gala and Auction

Monday, April 28th, 2008





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