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Johnny Depp = Sexiest Man!

Spicy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:22:52 +0000

Johnny Depp

People magazine has declared Johnny Depp the Sexiest Man Alive.

No sh*t, Sherlock! I mean seriously, bitch, tell us something we didn’t know!

He should be named the Sexiest Man Alive every year! And for all the HOT pics of Johnny out there, PEOPLE chose THAT one for it’s cover? Please! It’s not even a very good photo of him. So I’ll clean up their mess and actually post some hot pics of Mr. Sexy Man Depp for your enjoyment.

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Gwen Stefani vs. Dita Von Teese

Spicy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:33:32 +0000

Gwen Stefani and Dita Von Teese at the Fashion Group International’s 26th Annual Night of Stars held at Cipriani Wall Street, downtown Manhattan, New York.

Who’s the hotter diva? This one is tough, I adore them both..BUT I think I am going to have to go with Gwen. She’s been my girl crush for years!

[Photograph: ©Juan Soliz , PacificCoastNews.com]

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Megan Fox Rolling Stone [PHOTO]

Spicy — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:13:40 +0000

Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine

Megan Fox is in our faces again, whether you like it or not – and she is bringing her vagina with her.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Fox does what she does best. Toys with the media, and men in particular. She knows she has sex written all over her. She’s 23, has a perfect body – give or take a couple of bad tattoos – alluring eyes that pierce you, and a full, pouty mouth. Or is that potty mouth?

That’s right, Megan likes to talk nasty. And if her looks aren’t enough to grab your attention, her vocabulary will.

This time Megan talks about the magical powers of her sacred vagina. I kid not. She says she owes her mystical prowess to “a powerful, confident vagina.”

Well let’s just let it all hang out, baby! Whip that vagina out onto the table and let’s talk about it!

Megan goes on to say that, “Men are scared of vaginas,” which, OK, let’s stop right here. I am going to go ahead and call this one out for what it is. Men are NOT afraid of vaginas! Have you ever met a man who would cringe around one? Ok, gays, stay out of this.. Men LOVE vagina. Men would have vagina for breakfast, lunch and dinner if they could. They would wash with it, wear it to work, and let it hold the remote for crissakes. Megan, c’mon sister, your pearls of vagde knowledge are weak!

[RS]

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Bomb Ass Bitch

Spicy — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:42:26 +0000

Watch out, the B.A.B. is coming through!

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Charlize Theron is Smashing

Spicy — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:20:28 +0000

Charlize Theron attends New York City’s Fashion Night Out at the Dior store.

Her new movie “The Road” is due out in theaters on October 16th. Charlize is my girl crush. Those eyes! Rawwwr.

Yep, I wanna be her.

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Carrie Milbank PICS/ PHOTOS

Spicy — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:27:55 +0000

Carrie Milbank of NHL.com

Carrie Milbank is a mega-HOT topic on the internet at the moment, so I thought I would satisfy your thirst by posting a little info and some hot pics of Carrie for you.

Carrie Milbank hails from Houston, Texas and got her career going after being a Houston Texans cheerleader. She was such a hot she became an MVP and went to the NFL Pro Bowl to represent her squad.

While still cheerleading, she landed a job as a correspondent for FOX’s NFL Under the Helmet. After leaving cheerleading, she became a writer, producer, and host for the show, Hot On!.

Carrie currently hosts The Hockey Show on the NHL network and is a sports and entertainment contributor on FOX Business Network’s America’s Nightly Scoreboard.

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Megan Fox ‘Transformers 2′ Premiere [PHOTOS]

Spicy — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:16:29 +0000

Megan Fox looking fabulous at the premiere of ‘Transformers 2 – Revenge of the Fallen’, in London.

Ok, I love Megan, but to be honest with you, I’m starting to get a little burned out. The thumb thing, her and Brian Austin Green, blah, blah, blah. This might be the last post on her for a bit. But I have said that about others before and then something pops up. I’ll admit it.. (eg. Speidi)

[Photographs: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Nora Tobin PHOTOS

Spicy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:52:33 +0000

Gorgeous professional volleyball player Nora Tobin in a bikini and on the beach, doing what she loves.

This one is for the boys!

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Elle Liberachi Photos

Spicy — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:50:59 +0000

Elle Liberachi is the next greatest thing when it comes to the modeling world.

Liberachi, 23, is a British lingerie model and Guess runway girl. Maxim recently named her the U.K.’s top cover model.

Here is an excerpt from her interview in the June 2009 issue of the magazine.

Maxim: Are you comfortable being practically naked in front of the camera?

Elle: I’m at ease in my bikini or lingerie. I’m so used to being naked now; if a photographer makes me feel comfortable, I relax. It’s important to work with people you can be yourself around.

Maxim: You must have Bond-girl dreams, right?

Elle: It would be amazing to be in such an iconic film series. Octopussy made me a fan when I was nine. My favorite Bond girl is Ursula Andress in Dr. No. She meant business and was beautiful.

[MM]

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Stifler’s Mom

Spicy — Fri, 15 May 2009 07:08:02 +0000

Stifler’s Mom: Hot or Not?

Jennifer Coolidge, I love this bitch! I say hot, hot, HOT!

Here she is getting her hair done at Chroma Hair Studio in Hollywood. Jennifer stars in the new movie “Say Hello to Stan Talmadge”.

[Photograph: Dome, Jones, PacificCoastNews.com]