The second season of VH1’s ‘Charm School‘ is on the way, set to premiere next month.

Another 14 contestants from Bret Michael’s, ‘Rock of Love’ will learn etiquette, poise and tact. Well, that’s the plan anyway.

And who better to coach the girls on the importance of being lady-like than the regal Sharon Osbourne. Yes, I am being catty for those who are slow.

‘Rock of Love Charm School’ premieres Sunday, October 12 at 9:00 PM.  Here are the first released promo pics from the show.

I love how VH1 just keeps recycling the same reality whores over and over and over!  The crazy thing is that they pay the winners pretty good, in this show the grand prize is $100,000, and that probably means more to these bitches than Bret Michaels.

Speaking of, I wonder if Heather got that ‘Bret’ tattoo removed yet.  That was her plan if she won I Love Money.  Sorry about your luck.

And check out Brandy M’s mouth in the cast pic below.  She has so much collagen injected into her mouth I didn’t even recognize her!  Thank goodness for the massive tacky chest tattoo!

Sharon Osbourne will be the new head mistress of VH1’s upcoming “Rock of Love Girls: Charm School” that will premiere this Fall.

Osbourne will attempt to school the former ‘Rock of Love’ girls on the art of having class, poise and practicing proper etiquette.

VH1 is excited to have Sharon for their show. Jeff Olde, VP Programming and Development says, “Sharon Osbourne is undoubtedly one of the most successful women in the industry and truly an icon in the rock world. We knew she would immediately capture the imagination and attention of our cast and our audience,. Not only is she a true master at the art of the business, but Sharon is a master at the art of being herself and we are thrilled to have her spearheading this show.”

She’s also a hothead loudmouth, much like many of the contestants on ‘Rock of Love’…and a little trashy too. This will be like the blind leading the blind!

Sharon Osbourne is pissed that daughter Kelly is hanging out with the likes of Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss.

Both Winehouse and Moss are known for using drugs and Sharon feels it’s bad for Kelly, a supposedly recovering drug addict, to be in their company.

Sharon said, “Do I approve of everyone she hangs out with? No I don’t. But I can’t choose who she is going to play with and who she isn’t. She makes her own decisions.”

Recently Kelly admitted she was an addict at the age of 13. She said she would take up to a 100 pills a day and that she once woke up to her mom punching her in the back as she was passed out in a piss stained bed.

A source said, “Sharon’s not happy about Kelly partying so much and looking the worse for wear. She’s concerned like any mother would be.”

As she should be! Who is Kelly kidding? Sober? Hmm..doubtful. Once and addict always an addict. And I only say that because as a recovering addict, don’t you try and avoid those sorts of situations and people that may lead you to relapse?

I call bullsh*t on the whole clean & sober thing Kelly’s been blabbing about lately. In a couple years she’ll be telling us how she and Winehouse used to shoot each other up in their eyeballs or some sh*t.

Just wait.

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Loud mouth Sharon Osbourne is threatening to throw Heather Mills off the stage if she shows up to the Brit Awards tonight.

She and hubby Ozzy are hosting the music awards show in London, where Paul McCartney is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award. Sharon, who is friends with Paul, says his ex-wife is not welcome at the event.

She says, “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.”

Let’s hope Heather shows. Heh.

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Ozzy gets frisky with wife, Sharon

Sharon Osbourne says she and husband Ozzy Osbourne have decided to go with assisted suicide if either is ever diagnosed with a brain disease.

Sharon says they’ve told Jack, Kelly and lawyers their wishes and all agree to support the decision. Sharon’s father had Alzheimers and she watched him suffer for five years before passing last July.

“Ozzy and I have absolutely come to the same decision. We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer’s, that’s it - we’d be off.

We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they’ve all agreed to go with it.

I saw my father suffer from the day he came back into my life in 2002 to the day he died in July. There’s no way I could go through what he did, or put my kids through that.”

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Other Sharon Osbourne News:

Sharon: ‘Ozzy is a sex maniac’(EW)

Ozzy and Sharon offer support to Britney (PD)

“I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. F**k you Sharon!”

-Courtney Love slamming Sharon Osbourne’s claims that she gave a teen-aged Jack Osbourne Oxycontin which fueled his need for rehab