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Shauna Sand Sex Tape: Approved by Shauna

Spicy — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:13:53 +0000

Shauna Sand sex tape

Shauna Sand has approved her sex tape and has dropped her fake cease & desist letter to the company.

Sand met with Vivid Entertainment’s co-chairman Steve Hirsch and the two apparently worked out some sort of deal to where Shauna will be paid, and the tape will be released. But don’t let the fact that Sand has made a half-hearted attempt to block the sale of the video sway you from thinking the sex tape was meant to be private. From what I hear the footage seems awfully “planned,” as if Shauna knew she was doing it for the money the entire time. Shocking, right? Pffft.

Shauna is just pathetic. She’ll obviously do anything for money and fame. She’s a complete joke. I don’t think she’s smart enough to realize that the only reason anyone pays attention to her is because we all like to snicker about her.

Her poor kids. Mom is a hell of a role model. Boinking some slimy boy toy for everyone to see. Remember Boogie Nights and real-life porn star Nina Hartley who played Little Bill’s (William H. Macy) wife? She was always going around porking the hell out of a different guy sometimes right in the middle of the road with a crowd of dudes surrounding her, watching. That reminds me of Shauna’s skanky ass. Just putting it all out there.

By the way, I met Nina once at a massive party where Queensryche was playing (it was the 90’s) and she was one nasty, old, beat hooker!

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Shauna Sand SEX TAPE

Spicy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:20:15 +0000

Shauna Sand (above) says she has starred in MANY sex tapes

Shauna Sand stars in a new sex tape and VIVID entertainment is ready to peddle it.

The adult entertainment company says they will release the sex tape to the public on October 19th. However, Shauna claims she will try and block the release of the tape.

She told TMZ: “Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”

I’m sure she’s not trying too hard.

Like every other celebrity with a sex tape, Shauna claims that a third party got ahold of the tape, and that’s how it got into the hands of VIVID. Tell me, is there a little sex tape gnome that visits homes of the rich and famous on a regular basis, or what? Such crap. These people “leak” their own videos, or “accidentally” leave them to be found somewhere.

And yeah, sorry about there being TWO Shauna Sand posts today. I won’t mention her again for awhile, unless she pops a boob or something..

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Shauna Sand Has Pumpkins of Her Own

Spicy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:46:07 +0000

Shauna Sand and daughter at the Mr. Bones pumpkin patch.

Shauna left without buying any pumpkins and instead bought pizza. (WTF?)

By the way, are you headed to the pumpkin patch anytime soon? Don’t forget to wear your sky-high stripper heels and that trampy crocheted backless shirt that was so trendy about 10 years ago.

It’s all about comfort.

Check out Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch Website.

[Photographs: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Shauna Sand Topless [PICS]

Spicy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:04:40 +0000

Shauna Sand goes topless for a minute while on the beach in Miami.

Sand knows how to get attention and does so by constantly showcasing her body in bikinis and by hanging all over whatever guy she might be with at the time. Sometimes she even goes topless, teasing the paparazzi.

She’s kind of the epitome of an aging L.A. gold digger. She’s tanorexic, has gargantuan funbags and a tacky 20-year-old Playboy tattoo. That covers about 98.9% of washed-up starlets in Los Angeles, heh.

[Bauer-Griffin.com]

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Shauna Sand Topless on the Beach

Spicy — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:43:42 +0000

Shauna Sand, who’s always parading herself around in front of the paparazzi, recently spent some time on Malibu with her new boyfriend, model Greg Knudson.

Sand has only been single for a short time but has no problem moving on with her life. Yesterday Sand rolled around Malibu Beach topless with her new man, flaunting her boobs in front of the eager photographers.

And surprise, surprise, Shauna is already gushing about her new rebound boy.

” I found a best friend who I love spending time with. I love him and feel that he’s a part of my family. I am trying to build a solid foundation of a relationship that is extremely special to me and to go very slowly and see how it evolves. I always rush into relationships and marriages. I have no patience and I have a past of many disappointments. I’m trying to learn and grow from those mistakes. We will see what the future brings. My daughters adore him.”

In other words, you’re taking it slow, right?

See the rest of the pics after the cut.

[MavrixOnline.com]

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Shauna Sand Covers Up Tattoo

Spicy — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:07:10 +0000

Shauna Sand puts an end to her marriage to Romain Chavent once and for all.

Her wedding finger tattoo of her ex-husbands name was covered up by two hearts joined, connecting together. She is moving on her life and has ended her back and forth volatile relationship with Romain for good.

She says,

“The tattoo signifies two pure, complete hearts joined together to share their love. By covering the tattoo it is a way of closing this chapter and moving onto bigger and better relationships. When I look at the heart tattoo, it inspires me to stay strong and know one day I will find the right person that is worthy of my heart, soul and love.”

On a sidenote, is someone hand feeding Shauna Taco Bell? Who does bitch think she is, Mariah Carey?

[MavrixOnline.com]

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“Please Pay Attention to Me”

Spicy — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:41:12 +0000

Shauna Sand in Beverly Hills picking up her laundry in hooker attire.

Because that’s just what she does.

[Photograph: Jones, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Shauna Sand Making Out with ‘Abusive’ Husband in Miami

Spicy — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:20:46 +0000

Shauna Sand and her on-again/off-again husband Roman Chaivent have been soaking up the attention of the paparazzi in Miami this past week.

The couple were recently spotted on Segways and cruising on jet skis. (Is that Shauna’s box painted on the jet ski?!) They are basically the Heidi and Spencer of the beach lately. It’s photo-op heaven for them.

You have to wonder about these two. Just last month Shauna filed a restraining order against Roman, claiming he punched her in the breasts after she had surgery on them, he strangled her and threw her against a wall, and he had threatened to sell naked pics of her kids. What a guy. Or she’s a fibber…which do you think it is?

I can’t help but be suspicious with all the lovey-dovey photos that have been taken lately. Is he persuading her to take the pics to ‘prove’ to the media that they are ‘in love’ and show what a great guy he is? Abusers do that sort of over-the-top public display of affection sometimes to make the outside world see something other than what is happening..

But still, I’m sure Shauna primps every morning with the tabloids in mind before heading out in her stripper heels to be photographed (secretly of course) by the paparazzi. Whether she is being abused by her husband or not.

[Photos: mavrixphoto.com]

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Shauna Sand’s Bikini Shots in Miami

Spicy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:18:14 +0000

Egad, this woman is so annoying.

I know the guys like to check her out. She’s a total living blowup doll. About as cheap as one too. (Unless you count her divorce to Lorenzo Lamas.)

My favorite shot is the one above. “What? My favorite lucite stripper heels! They’re melting!”

Bitch was bound and determined to wear those suckers through hell or high water! In fact, this may be the first time I have seen her without them on!

[Photos: Kadena Pix/bauergriffinonline.com]

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Shauna Sandbags is a Dumb Attention Whore

Spicy — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:04:45 +0000

Shauna Spots a Hooker – Not in Mirror (TMZ Exclusive)

Not only is Shauna Sand trashier than anyone I can think of in Hollywood, (and that’s saying something!) she’s also dumber than a bag of rocks.

Check out her and her slutty friend who dress up in lingerie before heading out to a party at the Playboy mansion. Along the way they make sure they are spotted by all the cameras…

Ex-husband and man slut Lorenzo Lamas also has a lovely little cameo in this video.

I can’t believe those two ever broke up. They are a match made in heaven!