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Shia LaBeouf is Captain Underoos!

Spicy — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:57:44 +0000

Shia LaBeouf nearly loses his shoe while racing to the door of his gym Ultra Body Fitness.

But forget about the shoe, I couldn’t help but notice, is Shia wearing Underoos?? I wonder which he would choose..Superman, Batman, Shazam, or Captain America?

Dude, those were the bomb in the 70s…heh.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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The Beouf Bangs His Fans

Infamous Kidd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:03:30 +0000

Shia LeBeouf doesn’t need to go out on the town looking for poon. That’s for amateurs. Instead he just shows up on TODAY to promote something, anything, and they just hand him over some desperate fan that will satisfy his every desire… hope she’s familiar with Two Girls, One Cup…

After a brief segment where the big fan Samantha asks Matt Lauer if Shia can come outside, The Beouf sat down with Meredith Viera to promote his latest movie TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. However, the talk quickly turned to Samantha, who The Beouf said he liked a lot and thought was a real special person. The host of WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE not named Regis then arranged for the girl to bring coffee to the set and deliver it to her dreamboat.

The Beouf then started to work his slick Hollywood moves, telling her she looked great. “I’ve been planning this all week! I bought this… I can’t believe this!” They arranged for the girl to take a seat and even allowed her to ask LeBeouf a question – “What kind of girls are you interested in?”

“All kinds… seriously, being honest with you… I don’t have a specific.”

Then clearly following the journalistic integrity of TODAY’s hosts, she asked the follow-up, “Do you have a girlfriend?”

“No,” pointed out The Beouf. “What’re you doing the rest of the day? My day is boring.”

Samantha revealed that she was there with her four friends, and Shia wanted them to “round up the troops already,” and Samantha’s dream orgy with The Beouf was born.

I’m not saying that the girl was ugly… she was definitely cute, and with some serious alcohol consumption, she might have looked like a blurry Megan Fox… okay, that’s a stretch. Probably more like a blurry girl that you’d look up for a booty call when no one else will answer your calls. But, hey… beggars can’t be choosers, and, when the chance to nail five fans at the same time occurs, you should take advantage of it.

High-fives all around from me, Shia… no, wait… I hate high-fives. Handshakes and terrorist fist jabs instead then, as you used your fame for the powers of good, to screw a handful of your average-looking fans… ain’t nothing wrong with that. I understand completely where you’re coming from. You use someone else’s TV… I use a blog… we should totally hang out sometime and trade secrets. And, ladies, you know how to reach me.

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Hey Hot Stuff

Spicy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:54:11 +0000

What’s shakin’, bacon?

I’d recognize those eyebrows anywhere!

Shia Leboeuf and pal disguise themselves wearing paper bags on their heads. He hides his injured hand in a wrapped bag…and so does his buddy. And no, that’s not a beer he’s carrying, it’s Arizona Iced Ted.

[Photograph: Goffredo Crollalanza, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Megan Fox at the ‘Eagle Eye’ Premiere, Los Angeles

Spicy — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:57:06 +0000

When it came to being blessed with looks, Megan Fox was in the front of the damn line.

And bitch took more than her fair share, leaving the rest of us to scamper for her leftovers. Seriously, this woman is mesmerizing. She is so gorgeous I can’t help but just stare at her flawlessness.

Slap my ass and call me Nikita!

Oh yeah, Shia Labeouf was there too..

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Shia LaBeouf Might Lose a Finger

Spicy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:50:21 +0000

Star magazine is reporting that Shia LaBeouf might lose one of his fingers on the hand that was seriously injured in his recent DUI accident.

A source on the set of his current film, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, says the actor will probably end up losing the pinkie finger on his left hand.

Producers working on the film learned about the possible amputation yesterday. “Shia called producers yesterday and told them. It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil.”

UPDATE:

A paps agency I don’t like is reporting that Shia’s rep says the story is “an absolute fabrication.”

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Shia LaBeouf Headed for Rehab?

Spicy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:41:34 +0000

Shia LaBeouf may be headed to rehab soon, an effort to reduce or beat his drunk driving charges.

LaBeouf, 22, crushed his hand in the accident and required surgery. He was released from the hospital last weekend and has been told he should do the rehab thing in order to help his case. But not because he is a drunk or anything..

He is due in court later this month.

{WENN]

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Shia LaBeouf Flips Truck in DUI Accident

Spicy — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:10:48 +0000

Shia LaBeouf, 22, was arrested for drunk driving Saturday morning in Hollywood after causing an accident in which he was injured.

The accident happened in Hollywood at approximately 3 a.m. after LaBeouf made a left turn in front of an oncoming car. He was driving a green Ford F-150 truck, which was hit by the other vehicle, causing his F-150 to flip.

Sergeant Wolf with the LAPD said it was obvious that the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull star had been drinking. “It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

Paramedics were called and both Shia and the driver of the other car were taken to the hospital.

LaBeouf was arrested and booked for a misdemeanor DUI. If his victim would have been critically hurt he would have been cited for felony DUI.

He is being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for injuries to his head, left hand and knee. Surgery was needed on his hand.

If you remember, Shia was arrested last November after refusing to leave a Chicago Walgreen’s for being intoxicated.

Shia, you had better clean up your act buddy, you’re on top of the world – why screw it up now?

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Spicy — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:12:27 +0000

The world premiere for Angelina Jolie’s new movie, Wanted, has been unexpectedly canceled, fueling rumors that the actress may be close to giving birth. The premiere was set for tomorrow in London but Jolie’s co-star, James McAvoy, announced the cancellation on his blog, and the news was confirmed by the movie’s spokesperson. Yesterday the cast was in Berlin promoting the movie, minus Angelina. A source says that Angelina has been told by doctors not to travel far from the south of France, where she has been staying with Brad and the clan.

In bizarre news, a baby was born with an extra penis on his back. He was born to Li Jun, 30, and his mother, (unnamed) who live in Hejian city in central China’s Henan province. The baby boy was brought to Tianjin Childrens’ Hospital on May 27th to have the extra appendage removed. The condition, which is extremely rare, is called ‘Fetus in Fetu’, or ‘FIF’. The surgery took place on June 6th and it took doctors more than three hours to remove the penis. The baby is said to be recovering nicely. Oh there are so many jokes I could crack, but I’ll refrain as I’m sure you can easily think of your own…

Shia LaBeouf is apologizing today after a video of the star popped up all over the internet yesterday showing him drunk and acting like a total moron. In it, Shia begs his buddy to bitch slap him by taunting him and calling him a “faggot”. Members of the gay community were outraged by the video that has since been removed by YouTube. LaBeouf’s publicist says, “The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend. He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”

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In non-celebrity but worth mentioning news, Celebrity Smack reader Mark Irvin is raising money for Muscular Dystrophy in Grand Junction, Colorado. He’s done this for the last 4 years by sitting in a shopping basket until he raises his goal. His last goal was $6,000 and he sat in a shopping basket 24/7 for 4 days. This is Mark’s last year doing this, and his goal is $10,000 this time. For those in the area, he’ll be at the Grand Junction Safeway (Patterson Rd.) on July 12th. Check him out.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Shia LaBeouf

Spicy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:11:35 +0000

“My dad lives in Montana in a tepee, and he gets cold, so he comes up to my house for the winters and stays in the garage. He’s got an air mattress set up for him; it’s very comfortable. I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just everyday average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels… it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage.”

- Shia LaBeouf’s 60-year-old dad, Jeffrey, sometimes lives in the garage of his home

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Shia LaBeouf

Spicy — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:09:04 +0000

“I have my vices and that includes women. Not that I have time for relationships as such, but that doesn’t mean I have to live like a monk, right? As vices go, women are right up there with my favorites. In fact, women are probably the best vice in the world. I try to be respectful but sometimes women are looking for more commitment than I’m able or willing to give. I can’t commit myself to one woman for any length of time. But I love their company intensely.”

- Shia LaBeouf admits his favorite vice is women.