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Sienna Miller Hates Her G.I. Joe “Baroness” Action Figure
Sienna Miller is freaking out about the G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra action figure made in her likeness by toymaker, Hasbro.
Sienna, who plays the Baroness in the film, had previously been quite excited about the toy and was keen on telling everyone about it.
“I got measured in this pod so the doll is exactly to scale, every nook and cranny. They showed me my bald head before it was painted on and it was me! That was weird. I’ll have happy nieces and nephews at Christmas time. My Baroness doll is so flexible too. Her foot can even flex 360 degrees. Kids will be killing me though because I’m the baddie.”
Well now that the toy has been released and is in stores, she absolutely hates it, saying it looks nothing like her.
She ranted,
“My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. She looks sort of possessed!”
Here’s a photo of her character in the film… What’s your opinion? I think it looks just like her and that she should stop bitching. It’s the Baroness doll, not a Sienna Miller doll. Geeze. Ungrateful twat!
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Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Still an Item
Sienna Miller Doesn’t Have Fans Anymore
Since flaunting her affair with married man and father Balthazar Getty, Sienna Miller has suffered a tremendous backlash from the public, and her fans, who disapprove of her actions.
Sienna’s home was recently vandalized when the word ‘SLUT’ was spray painted on a wall – and now even her biggest supporters are turning their backs on the actress.
The webmasters at SiennaMiller.org are considering shutting down their site, feeling disgraced by the woman they looked up to.
A recent post on the site says,
“I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004. When Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who is married and does have four children (including a baby) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window. Topless on a beach with a married man – come on, Sienna, you know the paparazzi are going to be around.”
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Balthazar Getty’s Wife Gets Revenge – By Not Filing For Divorce
After the devastating sex romp Balthazar Getty had with actress Sienna Miller you’d think Getty’s wife would be on her way to an attorney’s office plotting ways to squeeze every last dime out of her cheating hubby.
But that’s not the case.
You see, Balthazar isn’t swimming in millions just because he is a member of the oil tycoon family. In fact, he is getting zero allowance from his elders, leaving him to bring home the bacon the honest way. By working. And he hasn’t been doing much of that.
The only money that Baltahazar and wife Rosetta have coming in is from his work on ‘Brothers and Sisters’. So basically, Rosetta is staying with him until that money is all gone, or she won’t leave him if another well paying role drops in his lap.
It’s all about the Benjamin’s, baby.
And can you blame her? She’s raising the couple’s four children and would have a hard time doing it on her own.
One thing is for sure, the Getty family is on Rosetta’s side and have been helping her out in every way possible. The family feels shamed and embarrassed for the affair between Balthazar and Sienna.
So if he wants a divorce, he’s going to have to do it on his own – without the support of his family. Which we doubt he can afford.
Truth Hurts
Someone vandalized Sienna Miller’s home by spray painting ‘SLUT’ in big letters on the wall.
The word was accompanied by a circle with an ‘X’ in it, and The Sun, being the drama queens that they are, say it “looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan.” Umm, no. It’s a circle with an ‘X’ in it. Get real, people.
No one caught the person who did it, but you know that they are sitting back, having a nice little laugh over this. And I’m sure Balthazar Getty’s wife is too.
Too Bad You Can’t Photoshop the Sluttiness Out of Her
You probably saw the naked photos of Sienna Miller on the set of her upcoming film, Hippie Hippie Shake, that were leaked online last October.
In the film, Sienna is a 60s peace & love child, and has two sex scenes in the film, requiring her to put all her (well used) ladyparts on display.
There was only one problem. Sienna lacked the wild and crazy ‘bush’ that women in those days rocked.
A studio source told UK’s Mirror,
“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties, and this extends to her personal upkeep. Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes. Meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.”
He added, “A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”
A merkin? Can someone tell me how it is that I have have never heard this word before – because it’s totally my new favorite word. I had to Google a merkin (I just said it again, heh) and see what one of these creatures looks like. I wasn’t disappointed. For only $38, you too can have a lovely full on beard for your clam- made of real human hair, from men’s chest hair, of course.
What an awesome April Fool’s joke.
Heh.
Whore.
You don’t see me posting about Sienna Miller much because, basically, I can’t stand the dirty twat.
If you’re a whore, you’re a whore – but sluts who sleep with married guys are the lowest of stank tramps on the stripper pole. I’ve had it out for Sienna since she was screwing a married Jude Law.
Poor Balthaazar Getty’s wife, she’s apparently “humiliated” by her husband’s public dalliances with Miller. Who wouldn’t be? The couple have 4 children together, including a 10-month-old. They have been married for 8 years but are said to have been living separate lives for a little while.
When Sienna sees something she wants – she f*cks it. I’m just hoping karma is around the corner waiting to f*ck her..
Sienna Miller and P. Diddy Still Joined at the Hip

“I am in love with someone, but not Puff Daddy. He’s just a good friend. Anyway he has a beautiful girlfriend.”
That’s what Sienna Miller said about her relationship with P. Diddy when he was still involved with ex-girlfriend Kim Porter. But after reports of Miller and Diddy partying together after the Concert for Diana, Porter broke up with her man.
Miller has always insisted she is only friends with the rapper. Most of us know that this is a bunch of crap because Diddy and Miller have been seen out multiple times. The most recent being at DC10 club in Ibiza, where Miller tried to sneak out of the club while hiding behind a straw hat and then behind two male friends.
She and Diddy then headed to her villa in the mountains outside San Antonio on the Mediterranean island.
Just admit it already. Nobody cares if the two of you are a couple or not!
Except maybe Kim Porter.

































