Someone vandalized Sienna Miller’s home by spray painting ‘SLUT’ in big letters on the wall.

The word was accompanied by a circle with an ‘X’ in it, and The Sun, being the drama queens that they are, say it “looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan.”  Umm, no. It’s a circle with an ‘X’ in it. Get real, people.

No one caught the person who did it, but you know that they are sitting back, having a nice little laugh over this. And I’m sure Balthazar Getty’s wife is too.

You probably saw the naked photos of Sienna Miller on the set of her upcoming film, Hippie Hippie Shake, that were leaked online last October.

In the film, Sienna is a 60s peace & love child, and has two sex scenes in the film, requiring her to put all her (well used) ladyparts on display.

There was only one problem. Sienna lacked the wild and crazy ‘bush’ that women in those days rocked.

A studio source told UK’s Mirror,

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties, and this extends to her personal upkeep. Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes. Meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.”

He added, “A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

A merkin? Can someone tell me how it is that I have have never heard this word before - because it’s totally my new favorite word. I had to Google a merkin (I just said it again, heh) and see what one of these creatures looks like. I wasn’t disappointed. For only $38, you too can have a lovely full on beard for your clam- made of real human hair, from men’s chest hair, of course.

What an awesome April Fool’s joke.

Heh.

You don’t see me posting about Sienna Miller much because, basically, I can’t stand the dirty twat.

If you’re a whore, you’re a whore - but sluts who sleep with married guys are the lowest of stank tramps on the stripper pole. I’ve had it out for Sienna since she was screwing a married Jude Law.

Poor Balthaazar Getty’s wife, she’s apparently “humiliated” by her husband’s public dalliances with Miller. Who wouldn’t be? The couple have 4 children together, including a 10-month-old. They have been married for 8 years but are said to have been living separate lives for a little while.

When Sienna sees something she wants - she f*cks it. I’m just hoping karma is around the corner waiting to f*ck her..

“I am in love with someone, but not Puff Daddy. He’s just a good friend. Anyway he has a beautiful girlfriend.”

That’s what Sienna Miller said about her relationship with P. Diddy when he was still involved with ex-girlfriend Kim Porter. But after reports of Miller and Diddy partying together after the Concert for Diana, Porter broke up with her man.

Miller has always insisted she is only friends with the rapper. Most of us know that this is a bunch of crap because Diddy and Miller have been seen out multiple times. The most recent being at DC10 club in Ibiza, where Miller tried to sneak out of the club while hiding behind a straw hat and then behind two male friends.

She and Diddy then headed to her villa in the mountains outside San Antonio on the Mediterranean island.

Just admit it already. Nobody cares if the two of you are a couple or not!

Except maybe Kim Porter.

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Yesterday I told you about the Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller sex scene for ‘Factory Girl’ in which it is rumored that they two were really porking during the filming.

Here are a couple stills from the scene in question. They apparently had quite a fling while filming the movie, so I wouldn’t doubt if they actually got it on in front of a roomful of people.

Besides, people in Hollywood are total exhibitionists and completely in love with themselves, so what better opportunity to get attention than fucking your co-star on film?

I don’t get Sienna. She is not hot, not sexy and bitch can’t dress for shit.

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Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen stars of the movie, “Factory Girl”may have bumped uglies for real during a sex scene in the movie.

Rumor has it that Sienna and Hayden grew very close together while filming ‘Factory Girl’. Sienna and Jude Law were not together at the time, and Hayden and Sienna hit it off..and how.

A source recently told New York Daily News that the sex scene in the movie is 100% for real.

“It’s not simulated,” the source said. “They’re really doing it.”

Of course Sienna’s publicist denies the reports. “When you do a love scene there is a minimum of five people in the room. There’s no real sex and the scene proves she knows how to give a good performance,” she told TMZ.com.

At the movie’s premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper told the New York Daily News that “Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us.”

Oh, I bet it was. Heh.

When asked if the sex scene was real he stated, “I can’t comment. You’ll have to ask Sienna about it.”

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