Elton John Could Snort You Under the Table and Lily Allen Could Drink You Under That Same One
Elton John and Lily Allen presented awards together at yesterday’s GQ Men of the Year awards show in London and it didn’t go as smoothly as planned.
It became clear very quickly that Elton was getting annoyed with Lily, who was on a steady pace to getting wasted before the show even started. The fact that she was toting around her own bottle of champagne didn’t help either. In between presentations she pulled out her bottle, topped off her glass and chugged down some more.
As the evening went on Lily’s demeanor became brash and the F-bombs were being hurled like no tomorrow.
At one point Elton decided to put her in her place by embarrassing her in front of the entire audience and calling her out for her drunkeness.
After Lily announced, “and now the most important part of the night,” Elton interrupted saying cattily, “What? Are you going to have another drink?”
Surprisingly, she didn’t kick his ass right then and there. Instead she snipped, “F**k off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”
Elton fired back,
“I could still snort you under the table!”
Now that’s something to brag about. But I am certain he speaks the truth. That old queen has done more cocaine than most of all Hollywood combined. He’s like the Dyson in a world of Hoovers.
The public fight between Elton and Lily was just the tip of the iceberg. Lily also announced to the crowd that her brother Alfie had become engaged. Too bad he and his bride-to-be hadn’t told anyone yet.
And she also let it be known that octogenarian’s aren’t too old for her. At least Tony Bennett isn’t. When Elton mentioned the singer’s age Lily bragged, “I’d still f**k him!” I’m sure Tony’s wife was impressed to say the least.
She’s wild, she’s loose and she’s hammered, but I like her. She’s a little crazy and out of control but honestly, we all like to watch a good trainwreck.
