Songs include: “Coming Up,” “Band on the Run,” “Let Me Roll It,” “Helter Skelter,” and “Back in the USSR.”
Paul still got it!
As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.
What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.
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Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.
Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.
He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him. Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago. Heh.
Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.
Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.
If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.
Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.
Set for life, baby.
Loud mouth Sharon Osbourne is threatening to throw Heather Mills off the stage if she shows up to the Brit Awards tonight.
She and hubby Ozzy are hosting the music awards show in London, where Paul McCartney is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award. Sharon, who is friends with Paul, says his ex-wife is not welcome at the event.
She says, “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.”
Let’s hope Heather shows. Heh.
“I watched Larry King before they were married and Larry said ‘Sir Paul, are you going to have a prenuptial agreement?’ Paul said, ‘I don’t want one because we’re deeply in love’. I thought, ‘What a mistake. This guy is a schmuck’.”
- Donald Trump on Sir Paul McCartney’s decision to not have a pre-nup with ex-wife Heather Mills
Could it be? Are these two recent divorcees hooking up?
According to Splash News Online, Paul McCartney and Christie Brinkley were spotted in the Hamptons together. McCartney has a vacation home and Brinkley lives there full-time. The two enjoyed each other’s company at a James Taylor concert on Saturday night.
A source told Newsday,
“I definitely did see them talking. Can I say it was romantic? I have no idea. I know at the end of the night she didn’t leave with him.”
We can hope! What a power couple they would be!
"I have musical touring associates who have been fired from their jobs with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney for sneaking a hamburger. You heard that right. Fired for eating meat by an animal-rights maniac, hard-core vegan bass player."
-Ted Nugent referring to Paul McCartney’s reported ban on roadie’s eating meat
A waitress in New York has written a book about her experiences with celebrities and their gratuity habits.
Katherine Taylor’s novel, ‘Rules for Saying Goodbye’ names some of the best and also some of the worst tippers in the entertainment industry.
Taylor lists Madonna, Tobey Maguire, Gwyneth Paltrow and Rupert Everett as the worst tippers.
Taylor worked as a West Village bartender and says that all stories in her book are legitimate.
One excerpt from the book describes her experience with actress Gwyneth Paltrow.
"Gwyneth Paltrow came in. I wanted to tell her that I had been making a list and she was on it, but Gwyneth was not stingy, only stupid. I thought she probably couldn’t calculate 15 per cent."
Who failed to leave a tip? Everett and Madonna. Who left a less than desirable gratuity? Barbra Streisand and Kelly Preston.
Taylor also claims that "Paul McCartney was once too drunk to tip".
