“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”
- Spencer Pratt responds to Bruce Jenner saying he is a bad influence on his son, Brody Jenner
Heidi Montag and self important boyfriend Spencer Pratt treated themselves to a nice dinner with a couple of friends at a Los Angeles restaurant Saturday night…camera crew in tow, no doubt.
Their bill came to a total of $783. Included on the tab was 12 shots of Platinum Patron which runs $60 a shot! Spencer, being the man that he is, flipped the bill, but only left $800. That means a mere $17 tip for the lucky waitress who was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of waiting on these morons.
Once filming had stopped, the waitress went to the producer of the show and asked about the whopping 2% tip. He then forked out $60 of his own money, bringing the total tip to just under 10%. Not excellent tipping skills.
So waitstaff and bartenders in L.A. take note, and don’t do these two any favors.
In the latest issue of Radar magazine, Spencer Pratt’s advice column ‘Yo, Spencer!’ gets a little dirty.
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”
Ok, this is almost too much. Spencer talking about anal is pretty raunch. But lo and behold, even when talking about something this foul, Spencer always finds a way to drop hints about how cool he is. “My boxing coach says…” In other words, “Hey everyone, I just started boxing this week, and I want everyone to know because it ups my hip factor.”
Poor Spencer, I don’t know if there is anyone out there who tries harder…
Ok, none of us could believe it when Spencer Pratt landed a gig on Radar.com as an advice columnist, but it’s true, he has, and his first column has arrived.
The first dilemma he has to solve is pretty funny and disgusting at the same time. In fact, it’s a real pisser. Check it out.
YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?
Oh my gawd. Talk about embarrassing, bitch should do nothing short of moving to another state. Here’s Spencer’s advice:
Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.
The guy is NOT going to understand. She says she just started dating him, she should consider that date her last. And what the hell, taking off before he wakes up and leaving him sleeping in a piss stained bed? Sorry about your luck sweetheart, but everyone this guy knows is going to know that you pissed his bed. Sorry about your luck!
Heidi Montag’s annoying boyfriend Spencer Pratt somehow managed to score his own advice column in Radar magazine.
The column is called “YO SPENCER!” and debuts in the April issue of Radar.
Radar editor Maer Roshan said, “Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind. When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”
Ok, now how exactly is Spencer qualified to dish out advice? If anything I think the column will be worth reading just to snicker at the vast pearls of knowledge he throws out there.
Please.
Spencer Pratt is sure one loyal little bitch.
‘Max Megaphone’ has been out blabbing to everyone who will listen about how great of a singer his poseur girlfriend is. We all know differently, but that hasn’t stopped him from warning the likes of Madonna and Britney Spears about the threat coming their way. Heh.
Spencer told People magazine, “When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”
This guy is so pu**y-whipped it’s sick!
Heidi is leading him around by his little hairless pee-pee or something. She has him brainwashed and I love it.
Heidi Montag admits the overwhelming negative response she received after her new video ‘Higher’ came out, made her sob herself to sleep.
Heh. You know I had to cover this story.
“I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me…I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.” Montag says.
Equally annoying boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, says he comforted Heidi after the negative reviews began pouring in.
“I just held her and told her it was going to be OK. This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”Regardless of most of us finding the song unlistenable, teeny-boppers have been eating it up. Montag’s song ‘Higher’ reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.
Yeah, I know. Britney’s Blackout all over again..
Heidi Montag and her rat face, Spencer, attended the launch of “La La Land” by Anchor Blue in Santa Monica on Friday.
Her left breast is hanging down lower and definitely more wonky than her round, breast implant tit on the right. She looks good, though, and I’m so used to seeing the new nose.
Heidi didn’t over do the plastic surgery, but when will she get off the D list and make it to the C list? Even rehab couldn’t make people care about her. The Hills can’t last forever. Spencer says he’s gonna be a billionaire by the age of 30 and she hopes to win an Oscar. Do they even know what ‘15 minutes of fame’ means? They’ve already used up their first 11 and a half minutes. Tick. Tock…
Almost as bad as the Attention Whore Queen herself, Paris Hilton, is ‘reality’ star Heidi Montag.
Heidi is today’s Tori Spelling of the 90s. She looks like she could be her little equine sister.
Heidi and Spencer just love attention. These two ask for their photos to be taken at functions that have nothing to do with them, they have egos the size of longtime A-listers and think they will be millionaires billionaires by the time Spencer is 30.
This video from TMZ is hysterical. Spencer is taping Heidi’s new music video (gah!) so that they can keep the cost down. (It must have something to do with that ‘billionaire plan’ of Spencer’s.) Heidi frolicks around in the water like an awkward 14 year-old girl who just got her first full length mirror and Spencer follows her with his camera thinking about how hot she looks.
They must be destined for wealth, riches and fame.
So what does the future hold for these two clowns? My guess would be Heidi will soon throw a couple crotch shots at the paps in an attempt to stay in the news and soon after will be the Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Whatever the future has in store one things for certain, Spencer better get cracking on that master plan because he’s only got 6 years to make a billion.
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The stars of the most overrated reality show will be trillionaires!
Spencer Pratt, the annoying other half of Heidi Montag’s on ‘The Hills’ says he wants to be a billionaire by the time he’s 30..because you know, being a millionaire is little man’s work.
“I’m trying to be a billionaire before 30. Once you find an open market, that’s where you can make billions to trillions of dollars.”
Remember, this is coming from a guy who’s biggest deal on his resume is ‘The Hills’.
Spencer also thinks that his show is a hit because people are trying to escape these times of war.
“The bottom line is I’m making people react and ultimately not think about that we are in a war in Iraq and are trying to pick leaders. The Hills is good breath for people. I do not take it a little bit seriously. I’m an entertainer.”
Pratt goes on to talk about his fiancee Heidi, and claims that a lot of his devious doings on the show are just that. For show.
“She is an angel, and I’m honored to be with her. People don’t even know! I’m the new villain, and that’s hilarious! It’s so cool to be alive … I would be on reality TV until I am 100. It’s the coolest thing in town.”
(Since when is it a reality show?)
Spencer’s ego is so big that he actually compared himself to Orlando Bloom in the interview with Radar magazine. The nerve!
“It’s so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, ‘Spencer Pratt!’ and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who’s famous for being some pirate.”
Let me know when that billionaire thing works out, Spenc.
