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Heidi & Spencer are the Gosselins for Halloween!

Spicy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:52:23 +0000

Speidi as Jon & Kate Gosselin

As much as I can’t stand these two, I have to say that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt look pretty FAB-U-LOUS as Jon & Kate Gosselin!

Well done on the costumes, kids. This is about the best you could do. Even this picture is great! Spencer has the scowl, and Heidi is screaming, ha! That Ed Hardy shirt, o.m.g., purrrfect! As an absolute Halloween costume connoisseur, I give this one an A+.

P.S. This is the nicest thing you’ll ever hear me say about these two. I gotta give credit where it’s due!

[Us/Photo: PacificCoastNews.com]

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They Don’t Hate Us For Our Freedom… They Hate Us For Our Paris Hilton

Infamous Kidd — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:59:20 +0000

I know, I know… Paris Hilton is a waste of my time, and The Kidd really shouldn’t even bother writing about anything that has to do with her. I couldn’t agree with you more. However, I just wanted to let you know who to blame and where to point the finger, when al-Qaeda tries to rally against America again.

Paris Hilton is a danger to our national security and must be stopped, or locked in Guantanamo… forever… without food, water, or panties (since she doesn’t need those under normal circumstances anyway). She is jeopardizing our safety and is responsible for the hatred many in the Arab world feel towards the West.

According to the Mirror:

TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF.
But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece.
Brilliant. Our source says: “Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.”

So, we are risking an international incident, because Paris Hilton wants to head around the world to shoot a reality show for MTV? She isn’t even respectful enough to roam around in the beekeeper’s suit. These people don’t hate us for our freedom. They hate us for Paris Hilton. And I don’t blame them… I hate us for Paris Hilton.

Hmmm… do you think they’d accept her as some kind of truce? I didn’t think they would either. I’m just throwing ideas out there. I am a humanitarian first and foremost. That’s why my first initial thought was to try trading a giant ball of herpes for world peace. I know it seems like a lowball offer, but it’s just a jumping-off point to get the ball rolling.

What’s that, Osama…? You’ll take Paris, but we have to throw in Speidi, too…? DEAL!!!

Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

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Al Roker Speidi Interview: Al Responds! [VIDEO]

Spicy — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:03:45 +0000

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Al Roker spoke about the Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt (Speidi) interview and hit back at Heidi’s accusations that he “attacked” her.

This morning on the Today Show Roker defended himself and his aggressive interview with the infamous reality couple.

Meredith Vieirna asked Roker, “Are YOU proud?”

You see, Al had asked Heidi Montag the same thing yesterday. He had asked her if she was proud of her and Spencer’s actions while on the reality show, “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”

Roker, as Montag, replied that he was.

He added, “I asked what a lot of people wanted to know. And if he [Spencer] had tried to come across, I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt.”

As for Heidi saying women should beware of Roaker lest he attack them, Roker says it’s ridiculous and his reputation speaks for itself.

“I mean c’mon. I have interviewed hundreds of women on this program. Never had a complaint and you know, look, they are so unused to people actually asking them a real question, that they didn’t know how to handle it.”

(You might want to forward to 4:20 in the above video if you want to get past all the Jon & Kate B.S.)

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Al Roker Speidi Interview [VIDEO]

Spicy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:42:52 +0000

Al Roker interviewed Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on the Today Show this morning, launching a scathing attack against the couple in a not-so-subtle way.

WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

Al was really fired up! It’s like he spent the weekend getting psyched for the interview and when he finally plopped down in front of Heidi & Spencer he could barely contain himself!

Al is obviously not a fan of Heidi & Spencer, and he made no qualms about squishing their little egos into the sand!

Throughout the interview Heidi can be seen looking at Al with an uncomfortable smile. She later told Ryan Seacrest that she was extremely upset after the taping and cried after being humiliated.

She said:

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.

“I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Ok, so I am no fan of Heidi and Spencer, but Al did seem to take it a little far. He came across as being bitter and mean. Which is fine if you’re a blogger (heh), but when you’re an anchor on NBC it’s a bit unprofessional.

Al also insisted that the couple told the world that NBC “tortured” them. Umm, no they didn’t, Al! That would have been Spencer’s sister who said that. But Al wasn’t having it.

After the interview Al still had more sh*t talking to do. He later Twittered: “Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.”

After watching Speidi on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! I have come to the conclusion that Heidi isn’t mean spirited, Spencer just rubs off on her. He’s the douche. But I do have to admit, he did pretty good up against Al. He held his own and his composure made Al look like the dick.

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Heidi Montag Hospitalized “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”

Spicy — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:18:04 +0000

Heidi Montag was hospitalized Saturday after spending the night in the Lost Chamber, a structure in the Costa Rican jungle where she has been filming “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”

Montag and boyfriend Spencer Pratt were told in order to return to the show they had to spend the night in the dark dwelling. The next day their castmates would decide if they would take them back or kick them out for good.

However, Saturday Montag fell ill and was vomiting uncontrollably. (Great visual!) She was taken to a hospital where she was diagnosed with a gastric ulcer.

Reports that Heidi and Spencer were “tortured” sound extremely exaggerated. The couple were fed rice, beans and water, but to hear Heidi’s sister Stephanie explain it, it sounds as though they were caught by the North Korean military.

She wrote: “I’m really saddened to hear that nbc felt it was ok to punish speidi so harshly-and torture them as if they were criminals-that Heidi was…rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water. Pls pray she will be ok.”

What a drama queen. But of course, she is related to Heidi. I like how she changes the story from 14-hours to 3 days that they were kept in the Lost Chamber, and says they had no food or water. Bitch please, settle down.

ITV Studios, producers of the show say that a medical staff was on hand at all times and that rumors of the couple being tortured are just simply not true.

They released the following statement: “ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celebrity participants are of the utmost importance.”

The couple is said to REALLY want out of the show this time, but they have a contract with NBC, so they may be back. Yippie skip.

Speaking of the North Korean military, maybe we should offer Spencer and Heidi in exhange for Laura Ling and Euna Lee for these two publicity whores! 12-years in a hard labor camp might do these two some good. Not that they would survive it..

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Spencer Pratt Blames the Devil

Spicy — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:09:04 +0000

Spencer Pratt is blaming the devil for his decision to leave the NBC reality show, “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.”

He posted the above Tuesday night, not even one day after choosing to make yet another dramatic exit from the show. The show has been on two days.

I hope NBC has the balls to tell that blonde Ewok where to shove it.

[Us]

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Heidi & Spencer QUIT I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

Spicy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:28:11 +0000

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially quit “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!”, the reality show that debuted Monday on NBC.

After threatening to quit the show because they weren’t being treated like “stars” Spencer ad Heidi have reportedly left the show, for good. They left after the live portion of the show last night.

Spencer’s charity, Red Cross, is very unhappy with the way Spencer represented their company and they now want absolutely nothing to do with him or the show. Gee, go figure.

Hopefully this marks the beginning of the end of these two. Biggest. Jokes. Ever.

Daniel Baldwin and Heidi’s sister Holly are set to take over where these two clowns left off.

[TMZ]

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I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2009 Premiere

Spicy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:32:59 +0000

So the most entertaining part of “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here” was when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag wanted to quit.

Poor Heidi is bitching because her boots and socks are wet. She looks like she has Vaseline all over her face.

Spencer prays out loud to God asking for him to help his wife. These two always pray out loud, so everyone can hear. Nothing is sacred.

So the two prima donnas either realize they really do hate the jungle and want to quit, or they decide to throw a fit because it gets them attention. I’m sure it was the latter.

When the couple tell their cast mates they are thinking of quitting, Lou Diamond Phillips asks them to reconsider, for charities sake.

Spencer’s response?

“That’s why we chose the two biggest charities in the world.”

Phillips replied, “So, they don’t need the money?”

Then, Ben Silverman, Chairman at NBC Universal then gets on the phone to Spencer and tries talking him through the situation. He says, “Spencer, just tell me what’s bothering you.”

Spencer’s response is as douchey as you would expect. Even worse actually.

He said: “I’m too rich and too famous to be sitting here with these people and cleaning up their sh*t in the jungle, my man. This cast is devaluing our fame right now. I’m sitting next to VH1 comediennes I have never seen before. I’m sitting next to wrestlers. It’s just not the show – I thought it would be all celebrities.. Stars of shows get treated like stars, dude. I’m f***ing supposed to be cleaning up John Salley’s sh*t in a bucket, dude. You’ve never even cleaned up your own sh*t let alone taken John Salley’s sh*t to the creek, have you?”

Please tell me Spencer Pratt REALLY had to carry John Salley’s sh*t in a bucket to a creek. If so, I think this is the greatest show ever.

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Such a Waste of a Gorgeous Car.

Spicy — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:43:31 +0000

Heidi Montag bought doofus Spencer Pratt a sweet ass 1968 SS Camaro as a so-called early wedding gift.

Proof that good things do not always happen to good people.

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Heidi Montag’s Mom: “I Give the Marriage 6 Months”

Spicy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:31:52 +0000

Now maybe we know where Heidi Montag gets the whole attention whore thing from.

Her mother.

Anytime a parent pulls a Michael Lohan (a.k.a. goes running to the media about their kid’s problems) I get suspicious. The latest parent to do so is Heidi’s mother, Darlene Egelhoff, 46.

One good thing about this woman – she can’t stand Spencer Pratt either.

She says,

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi. I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”

Ok, now who’s doing the drugs, lady? Let’s not get carried away here, these two are like peas in a pod.

Anyhow, she continues, “Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life. I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

Momma goes on to say that before good ol’ Spenc came into their lives she and Heidi were inseperable.

“She was my Velcro, always attached to me. I want the best for my daughter – and he’s definitely not it.”

Yeah, when kids grow up they usually don’t hang out with their parents very much. Sounds like mom is jealous. Maybe because Heidi was her meal ticket – or maybe because she just hates Spencer that much.

She doesn’t stop there with her Spencer bashing. “I think Spencer wants to possess Heidi more than marry her. God says love your enemies, but I never expected it to be my son-in-law.”

When asked how long she expects the marriage to last she says bluntly, “Six months. I think it’s the biggest mistake Heidi’s ever made.”