• Naomi Campbell’s drunk ass was photographed on the Italian Isle of Capri the other night. She was so wasted she couldn’t even stand up! Naomi, 38, was seen being caught by an unknown female in the middle of a street with other party goers surrounding her. Now Campbell’s publicist is insisting that the evil supermodel was not intoxicated, instead she says Naomi was playing a “trust game” where you fall back into your friend’s arms. Yes, the same game you played in elementary school. The not-very-smart publicist said, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Someone hit that bitch upside the head with a blackberry..

• Sorry boys, Victoria’s Secret hottie, Adrianna Lima, 27, is engaged to Minnesota Timberwolves basketball star Marko Jaric, 29.
  Jaric’s publicist confirmed the news saying, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”
  Jaric said in March, “I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint. Now, it’s a little different situation.”
  The couple have been dating for four months.

• Coldplay singer and husband to Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, walked out of a recorded BBC interview nine minutes into it. He was asked whether his new album, Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends, was a morbid reflection of the band’s lyrical obsession with death. For some reason he didn’t fancy that question. “I wouldn’t agree with you there at all, no,” said Martin. “I’d say you’re journalistically twisting me into saying something I don’t really mean.” The band’s drummer, Will Champion, was left to answer questions until Martin got over himself and returned for one last question about their music moving in a different direction, to which he replied, “Um..yes. Yes, yes. Exactly.”

• Angelina Jolie’s father, Jon Voight, will join the cast of ‘24′ as he has landed the role of the villainous nemesis of Kiefer sutherland’s character, Jack Bauer. This is Voight’s first series role in 40 years. The character will be introduced during “24’s” two-hour Season 7 prequel and will be featured heavily in the latter half of the season. The prequel, now shooting on location in South Africa, is slated to air Nov. 23, with Season 7 of the Imagine TV/20th TV-produced series kicking off in January.

• The world premiere for Angelina Jolie’s new movie, Wanted, has been unexpectedly canceled, fueling rumors that the actress may be close to giving birth. The premiere was set for tomorrow in London but Jolie’s co-star, James McAvoy, announced the cancellation on his blog, and the news was confirmed by the movie’s spokesperson. Yesterday the cast was in Berlin promoting the movie, minus Angelina. A source says that Angelina has been told by doctors not to travel far from the south of France, where she has been staying with Brad and the clan.

• In bizarre news, a baby was born with an extra penis on his back. He was born to Li Jun, 30, and his mother, (unnamed) who live in Hejian city in central China’s Henan province. The baby boy was brought to Tianjin Childrens’ Hospital on May 27th to have the extra appendage removed. The condition, which is extremely rare, is called ‘Fetus in Fetu’, or ‘FIF’. The surgery took place on June 6th and it took doctors more than three hours to remove the penis. The baby is said to be recovering nicely. Oh there are so many jokes I could crack, but I’ll refrain as I’m sure you can easily think of your own…

• Shia LaBeouf is apologizing today after a video of the star popped up all over the internet yesterday showing him drunk and acting like a total moron. In it, Shia begs his buddy to bitch slap him by taunting him and calling him a “faggot”. Members of the gay community were outraged by the video that has since been removed by YouTube. LaBeouf’s publicist says, “The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend. He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”

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In non-celebrity but worth mentioning news, Celebrity Smack reader Mark Irvin is raising money for Muscular Dystrophy in Grand Junction, Colorado. He’s done this for the last 4 years by sitting in a shopping basket until he raises his goal. His last goal was $6,000 and he sat in a shopping basket 24/7 for 4 days. This is Mark’s last year doing this, and his goal is $10,000 this time. For those in the area, he’ll be at the Grand Junction Safeway (Patterson Rd.) on July 12th. Check him out.

• Courteney Cox’s FX show, Dirt, will not be renewed for a third season. She broke the news at the “A Time for Heroes” Celebrity Carnival by saying, “It just got canceled.” However, she adds that she and hubby David, who she co-produced the show with, have other tricks up their sleeve. She dished, “We’re developing all kinds of stuff right now. We’ll producing more stuff together, for sure.” On a side note, Cox recently said her BFF Jennifer Aniston is doing good these days, and the two have been enjoying time together with and without Jen’s flavor of the week, John Mayer.

• Mark Wahlberg, 37, is going to be a daddy for the third time. He and longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham, 29, have two other children, daughter, Ella, 4 and son Michael, 2. “When the kids are good, we want eight or nine. When they’re bad, we [want] to stop at three,” Wahlberg said Monday while promoting his new movie, The Happening. Wahlberg didn’t say when the baby is due, but he said that having a family is “awesome . . Hectic at times, but a lot of fun.” He also revealed the pressures of fatherhood. “My fear is failing as a father, as a friend, as a son. I have a lot of responsibility and a lot of people counting on me. And I know God has put me in this position to put back and try to create some opportunities for some others, show kids there is another way.”

• Jay Leno is reaching out to “Tonight” show alum Ed McMahon as he faces foreclosure on his Beverly Hills home. “Everybody loves Ed. Jay and others on the show are discussing how they can help him,” Leno’s rep told the NY Daily News. Reportedly, McMahon’s public money troubles have prompted help from fans of Johnny Carson’s former sidekick, including several endorsement offers. “A lot of people have shown generosity,” says Howard Bragman, McMahon’s rep. “Things are going to work out.”

• Kate Hudson refused to comment about a possible relationship with Lance Armstrong on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday morning. Hudson was on the show promoting her new eco-friendly hair product line with long time stylist David Babaii. Seacrest probed, “Are the rumors you’re dating Lance Armstrong true?” Hudson replied, “I don’t discuss my personal life . . My main priority in my life is my son and the number one thing I’ve learned is to discuss [these] things only causes more problems and more words taken out of context. Everything is always misconstrued and it’s always better to just let people speculate.” After the show Seacrest said he has a hunch that the two are a couple. “If it weren’t true, I’d say no. If it were true, I’d say what they just said.”

• Patrick Swayze, 55, isn’t letting pancreatic cancer get in the way of his life and career. The actor is set to start filming for an A&E TV series, The Beast. He said, “I have searched for quite a long time to find a character that is this multi-layered, unpredictable and downright entertaining, as well as a project this current and cutting edged.” Swayze will play veteran FBI agent Charles Barker, who is assigned to teach his rookie partner his undercover crime-solving methods while secretly being investigated by Internal Affairs. The show will premiere early 2009.

• Rapper Warren G, 35, was arrested this weekend after the car he was a passenger in ran a red light. Ryan Butler, 29, and Warren were pulled over Sunday at 1:40am in Hollywood. After a search of the car officers found enough marijuana to make them think it was intended for sale. A police spokesperson didn’t know the exact amount seized. They have been charged with “suspicion of possession of marijuana with intent to sell”. The men each posted $20,000 bail and were released.

• Larry Birkhead is moving back to his hometown of Louisville, Kentucky. He and baby Dannielynn will be moving from their home in L.A. to a home that was modeled after a Sicilian church and it was never completed. Apparently it has 40 foot ceilings, needs a lot of work, Larry says it “looks like a haunted house.” But he insists he loves it. He said, “When I walked in, I said to myself, ‘This is our home.’” He adds, “I have always thought that it would be great for Dannielynn to grow up in her mother’s home; however, there is no yard as it is over a canyon.”

• Charles Wuorinen will compose an opera based on the film “Brokeback Mountain.” The opera is scheduled to premiere at the New York City Opera in spring 2013.
  “Ever since encountering Annie Proulx’s extraordinary story I have wanted to make an opera on it, and it gives me great joy that Gerard Mortier and New York City Opera have given me the opportunity to do so,” Wuorinen said.

• It’s only the best for Brad Pitt, who dropped a whopping $600,000+ on furniture at an art and design exhibit in Switzerland earlier this week. He was treated to a special showing of furniture that had been made between the 1940s through the 1960s. Pitt ended up leaving with a $293,000 on a marble table, $300,000 gold lacquer-coated fiberglass sofa, and two Ron Arad chairs that generally sell for $25,000 each. Wendelin Lang, organizer of the exhibit said, “Brad asked questions that only an art expert would ask. You can feel that he is an absolute maniac.”

• Sharon Stone is still apologizing for blaming “karma” for the recent devastating earthquake in China. The actress has issued a second apology saying, “There have been numerous reports about what I said in Cannes. I would like to set the record straight about what I feel in my heart and end all of the misunderstandings. Yes, I misspoke. I could not be more regretful of that mistake. It was unintentional. I apologize, those words were never meant to be hurtful to anyone, they were an accident of my distraction and a product of news sensationalism. I am deeply saddened by the pain that this whole situation has caused the victims of the devastating earthquake in China.”

• Is the new television series, “Swingtown” to risque for TV? The show is based on two couples and their swinging lifestyles. Molly Parker, who plays Susan Miller, a wife who got knocked up in high school and hasn’t been intimate with any other man, says, “While the show doesn’t shy away from adult content, it is really not about sex. I think people are ready to take an honest and fun look at this time.” Susan and her husband are introduced to the swinging lifestyle by the Deckers, a former stewardess and airline pilot. Lana Parrilla plays Trina Decker and describes her character’s relationship with her husband. “There is a trust and openness between these two that you don’t expect.” Grant Show, who plays Mr. Decker adds, “As fun as it is, as sexy as it is, it is a commentary on a historical time.” The show premieres tonight at 10pm on CBS.

• George Takei is considering mending his rift with former Star Trek co-star William Shatner by inviting him to his upcoming gay wedding. Takei claimed that Shatner was egotistical and insisted on numerous close-ups during filming. Takei’s partner Brad Altman says Shatner might get an invitation to the wedding in September, but then again he might not. He explains, “We have only 200 seats. Our contact list has, like, 3500 names, so we have to whittle it down. I don’t know if William Shatner is going to make the cut.”

• Oprah Winfrey is elated that Barack Obama has clinched the Democratic presidential nomination. Winfrey, a well known and outspoken supporter of Obama, issued a statement showing her support. “I’m euphoric, I’ve been doing the happy dance all day. I’m so proud of Barack and Michelle Obama and what this means for all of us – the new possibilities for our country. And if he wants me to, I’m ready to go door to door.”

• Nick (Bollea) Hogan has been denied his request (hooray!) to be let out of the jail’s solitary confinement and into general population or house arrest. Nick’s attorneys claim the seclusion is cruel and unusual punishment and that it’s unbearable for him to be in there 16-17 hours a day. We wonder if he’d rather be in a coma 24/7?

• Also in Nick Hogan news, Nick has decided to sue the Florida Sheriff’s department that released the phone calls he made from jail to his mother and father. The lawsuit names privacy rights and is seeking to prevent further tapes from being released. Last time I checked you pretty much lose all your rights when incarcerated. Maybe he should exercise his right to shut the f@*% up! Nick’s attorney says, “Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail. Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

• Those crazy Lohan’s are at it again. Michael Lohan has reopened the divorce case saying that his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, won’t allow him to see his children. He also accuses her of often showing up to therapy sessions late and/or drunk off her ass. He says she failed to bring the children to 15 of 29 judge-ordered visits with their father. He adds that Dina prioritizes her relationship with her children as such: First, as their manager, Secondly as their friend, and Lastly, as their mother. The two were scheduled to appear in court this morning, with Dina facing “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she didn’t show.

• Lisa Van Allen, R. Kelly’s former lover, is coming forward with tales of the R&B star’s predatory sex practices. She claims he carried a duffel bag of sex tapes with him no matter where he went. She says she was introduced to the under-aged victim before having a threesome, but once Van Allen began crying Kelly became upset and quit filming saying he couldn’t do anything with the footage. She also claims he tried to retrieve the video from her by offering $250,000. Kelly’s attorneys claim Van Allen stole a $20,000 Rolex from the singer and that she may have set him up in order to extort money.

• Megan Fox admits she has a higher sex drive than most teenage boys! Just what the millions of men around the world wanted to hear. The drop dead gorgeous Transformers star says, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.” After that, she should be careful  when she does leave the house!  You can pick your tongue off the ground now, guys..

• The ashes of Kurt Cobain have been stolen from Courtney Love. The singer kept the ashes in a pink teddy bear bag along with a lock of his hair. A few weeks ago Courtney was robbed of not only the ashes, but of Jewelry and clothing as well. She stated, “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

• Burn Hollywood, burn! Universal Studios suffered a major fire this weekend. It destroyed the King Kong exhibit as well as the Back to the Future set. However, NBC Universal President and Chief Operating Officer Ron Meyer stated that there are duplicates of everything so nothing was lost for good. Eleven hours after the fire started there was an explosion that injured a female Sheriff’s Deputy. The fire is one of the longest running building fires in Los Angeles history.

• Tim McGraw invited 9-year-old Luke Wood onstage Friday night to sing with him during a concert in Oklahoma City. His mother told People magazine, “My son Luke has been a fan since he was 3 years old and always has said that he was going to sing with Tim McGraw someday. He made a simple sign, ‘Can I sing with you?’ And brought it with us. I was completely shocked when Tim started singing ‘Last Dollar (Fly Away)’ and motioned for him to come forward. Before I knew it he was whisked onstage, Tim handed him a mic and began singing with Luke.” She adds that she doesn’t know how she will top that birthday gift.

• Fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent died Sunday in Paris at the age of 71 from a brain tumor. After more than 45 years in the fashion industry Laurent retired in 2002. At the time he said, “I tell myself that I created the wardrobe of the contemporary woman, that I participated in the transformation of my times. For a long time now, I have believed that fashion was not only supposed to make women beautiful, but to reassure them, to give them confidence, to allow them to come to terms with themselves.”

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a huge house warming party Saturday in their new $35 million dollar Beverly Hills mansion. The couple invited 250 guests, including Eva Longoria Parker, Kimora Lee and Djimon Hounsou, Tobey Maguire, Rita Wilson, Oprah Winfrey, Gail King, Kyra Sedgwick, Kirstie Alley, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Lopez, Keri Russell and Victoria Beckham. Of course all the Scientology bigwigs were there too. The event was super glitzy – it was catered by Wolfgang Puck, there was an entire orchestra playing throughout the evening, and an outdoor lounge with a fountain provided guests with a place to take it all in.

• Lindsay Lohan is being stalked by her father, Michael. He learned that she was staying at the Peninsula Hotel, where Samantha Ronson was deejaying for a party. Linds must have learned her crazy pops was on the way because she checked out before the party even started. Witnesses say Michael was staking out the lobby, sitting on the stairs – texting like mad.

• More Lindsay news – Lindsay and Sam visited the emergency room late last night. At first it was thought one of them had sought treatment but Lindsay’s spokesperson has since stated, “There is no drama. Lindsay and Samantha went to the hospital last night to visit a sick friend. Lindsay is fine.”

• Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brooke Mueller are getting married tonight. Rumor has it Brooke already has a bun in the oven. Ex-wife and perpetual idiot Denise Richards won’t be attending but her girls will. A source dishes, “They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be. Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.”

• The home of 50 Cent was the scene of an intense and highly suspicious fire at 5am this morning. Six people, including the rapper, his 10-year-old child Marquis, and mother Shaniqua Tompkins were treated and released at the hospital for smoke inhalation. Tompkins, the ex-girlfriend of 50, has refused to move out since he tried to evict her (and their child!) last month – unless she paid $4500 in rent. The fire is being investigated and 50 Cent is not a suspect at this point, but I’m guessing the pissed off baby mama is..

• Madonna is refusing to pay a $92,800 hotel charge after learning the Carlton Intercontinental hotel in France allowed a camera crew to film her bathroom before she arrived for the Cannes Film Festival. France’s Canal Plus channel ran the footage. A couple years back Madonna’s anal bathroom requests (heh) were made public during her Confessions tour. She requested a new, plastic wrapped, toilet seat at every venue that only she could use and it had to be destroyed so it couldn’t be sold on eBay, or perhaps even licked by a crazed fan..

• Harrison Ford, 65, and Calista Flockhart, 43, might be getting hitched this summer. The couple, who have been dating for the past 6 years, plan on having a casual, small wedding. A source told the National Enquirer, “He said he’d marry Calista as soon as he’s finished with the promotional work for the new Indiana Jones movie, and Calista is holding him to his promise.”

• Ashlee Simpson has announced that she will indeed legally change her name to Ashlee Wentz after marrying Pete. But professionally it will be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. She says, “I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.”

• Gary Dourdan has plead guilty to two of the felony drug charges – possession of cocaine and ecstasy – against him. Another charge for heroin possession was dropped. Dourdan won’t have to serve any jail time as long as he enrolls in a treatment program by June 11th. TMZ reports that he has already done this. The class meets once a week for 30 weeks.

• Country singer Chris Cagle and girlfriend were arrested early this morning for domestic dispute. The couple were drinking at a local tavern when they started fighting. Once they got home it got ugly, with the girlfriend hitting him with an umbrella and Cagle hitting her with a purse. Police responded at 4:40am, taking both to jail.

• Who knew John Lydon (a.k.a. Johnny Rotten) had a heart? Lydon claims he would love nothing more than to write a song for Britney Spears to help her turn her personal and professional lives around. The punk pioneer says, “I haven’t written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I’d like to help out because there’s a girl who needs some help. She’s been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music.”

• Madonna’s adoption is finally official. After a year and a half, a Malawi judge finally approved the adoption of David Banda to Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie. Madge’s lawyer Alan Chinula stated, “We are very happy with what the judge has ruled. Finally the court has granted Madonna full adoption rights of the boy. It’s all over, thank God. It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi’s adoption laws.”