Beyonce & Lady Gaga ‘Videophone’ – PE

Lindsay Lohan caught doing blow. Gee, shocking. – HM

Ice-T’s Coco showing off her T n’ A again – MJ

Glitter II – PB

Clint Eastwood is the crypt keeper – LS

Rihanna has cellulite – POP

Kate Hudson can lose her sense of humor real quick – ABH

Bethenny Frankel’s dad died – PE

I wish so bad there was a skidmark here! – HM

Is Hayden Panettiere wearing a wig? – MJ

Wow, a total WTF moment – ABH

I don’t care how hot you are, Snuggies kill all sex appeal – DS

Ads that bite – CR

Lady Gaga is a monster – PB

Brooke Hogan is way more fug when drunk – LS

Amy Winehouse and some hot guy – JC

Adriana Lima had a baby – PE

Blake Lively shows some boob – MJ

Someone cram that book up their ass – PB

They’ll give anyone a Hollywood star these days – GB

Did Jack Tweed rape somebody? – HM

Nicole Kidman talks about her boobs – PE

Fame after death – PE

Your sugar daddy has arrived – ABH

Adam Lambert has a cactus head! – POP

Eva Mendes does what she does best – HM

Ashlee Simpson goes black – LS

Rihanna Russian Roulette video – PB

Why does this bitch rub me the wrong way? – MJ

Are Angelina Joie and Jennifer Aniston playing head games? – PB

SpongeBarney Squarehead – MJ

James Franco visits General Hospital – PE

Eddie Murphy and his blonde beard! – HM

GASP! A Robert Downey Jr. Moose knuckle! – LS

Lady Gaga is 23? Yeah, right! – ABH

Silk suits should be burned! – PB

Ed Westwick disrobes – POP

“Brothers” movie trailer – DS

Is Lohan a cutter? – AW

Eva Mendes snarls – MJ

Jon Gosselin makes fun of himself – PE

Adam Lambert’s new schlong – DL

I just noticed that Miranda Kerr has a massive space between her eyes – MJ

I usually love Sharon Osbourne but sometimes she is just a c-word – HM

Nicolas Cage is the reason Nicolas Cage is broke – LS

Stanky Whip mashup! – PB

Overpriced – PE

How many times can the world end? – ABH

Mariah is so vain, she actually thinks she looks good – CDL

Khloe Kardashian is a faker – POP

Funny license plates – CR

Melrose Place drama – AW

Nicky Hilton has legs like Amy Winehouse – GB

Daddy Joe Simpson creeps us out again – DS

Did Rihanna wait too late to talk? – PE

Do you think Brad & Angelina are THIS freaky? – PB

Kim Kardashian got her ass handed to her – MJ

Lindsay Lohan’s dad says she looks 100-yrs old, gee thanks dad! – HM

Twilight Cakes – ABH

John Cusack on Hollywood – PE

Brad Pitt gross? Fine, I’ll take him. – LS

Carrie Underwood gives a shout out to her boyfriend during a show – GB

Bette Midler looked like Lady Gaga on Halloween – A!

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader is blackface Lil’ Wayne for Halloween – BS

Photographer dies after taking pics of Lady Gaga! – PE

Hayden Panettiere in leather – MJ

Antonio Banderas in wax, not bad! – PB

Kylie Minogue and Fergie in Halloween costumes – HM

Kiefer Sutherland is racking up bar tabs – LS

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on the rocks? – ABH

Horses CAN fly! – BB

Brooke Burke and her adorable son – GB

Eric Bana’s nude scenes..not so fun – PE

Jewel in a bikini – MJ

Georgia Jagger instant supermodel – ABH

Mel Gibson’s girlfriend squirted out a baby Mel -Y!

Karolina Kurkova squirted one out too – GB

I love Juliette Lewis, that crazy bitch! – PB

Best celebrity Halloween costume of the year – LS

Robert Pattinson does Vanity Fair – DS

Katy Perry is satisfying Russell Brand’s lascivious sex drive …for now – PE

Jon & Kate Plus 8, the movie? Oh lawd! – PE

Christina Ricci makes out with her boyfriend in the ocean – MJ

Katie Price talks dirty with Gordon Ramsey – HM

What your dog is doing while you’re away – ABH

Matthew McConaughey just because he is hot – PB

I’d be crying too – A!

There is another Colin Farrell in the world! – PE

Randy and Evi Quaid to be extradited – BB

Dennis Hopper has cancer – GB

Ryan Seacrest’s stalker arrested – PE

How would you like to wake up next to this? – CR

Kourtney Kardashian baby bump watch – BSG

Sarah Silverman gets in the gutter – PE