Tara Moss does Skinnie magazine (BST)

Tara Reid big cleavage (UMC)

Jessica Alba’s baby shower on Ellen (PT)

The wealthiest Scientologist comes to his senses (ABH)

Get your freak on! (CR)

Indiana Jones stills (WMB)

Ashlee Simpson’s boobs are growing! (FM)

Lindsay loves tequila (Y!)

Latest Britney Spears pics (DS)

The guy in the middle has a helluva view (A!)

Mischa Barton is trying to claim her fat ass was photoshopped (CW)

Nick Hogan is finally in court! (TB)

Thank goodness I’m fixed (CK)

The next Miley Cyrus is… (EB)

Tina Turner and Cher do Oprah (PB)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck bikini (HBW)

Rose McGowan is super red (UMC)

Roseanne Barr hit on George Clooney (GB)

Britney and K Fed phone sex (POP)

What movies open this weekend? (BS)

Vanilla Ice threatened suicide during domestic dispute (BBB)

LATEST:

David Archuleta’s dad banned from American Idol..finally (TMZ)

Bai Ling is a crazy bitch on a trike (BST)

Molly SIms gets the bull (UMC)

Snoop Dogg sings in German [video] (ABH)

Retro Angelina Jolie music video (TB)

Dickface (WB)

Kimora Lee Simmons is colorful (UMC)

Juliette Lewis’ vagina has something to say (CK)

RMM’s new video (PB)

Matt Damon has a mustache (BS)

Nicole Richie and family photoshoot (HB)

Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at a garage sale (GH)

Kelly Brook in mom jeans (DH)

Celebrity hairy men (A!)

Alicia Keys is fierce (ND)

Christina Milian at Victoria’s Secret ‘Heavenly Kiss’ launch (BST)

Clip of Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother [video] (CW)

Nicole Kidman’s replacement (GB)

Elisha Cuthbert bikini in Maui (BST)

Are Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan into threesomes? (Y!)

Scarlett Johansson and her massive engagement ring (UMC)

Olsen twin porn (CR)

Agent Provocateur’s eerie new campaign (ABH)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden posing (POP)

If hookers were cereals.. (CK)

Victoria Beckham knocked up? (PB)

Christa Campbell nude (UMC)

Caption Shatner - win $25 (AW)

Mischa Barton is pissed at the photog who took her dimply ass pics (TB)

Listen to Lindsay Lohan’s new song (D3)

Britney is just…dirty (ND)

Miranda Kerr launches Victoria Secret’s Heavenly Kiss (BST)

Celebrity circus acts (A!)

Blake Lively has a double chin (WMB)

The Dark Knight trailer (GS)

Pam Anderson’s yard sale (DS)

Madonna mega-mix (GW)

WTF happened to Claire Danes? (CW)

Jenna Jameson;s controversial night out (WND)

Blake Incarcerated is cheating on Amy (GB)

Amy Winehouse is a monster in a bra (DS)

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged (FM)

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson do the Marlins (UMC)

Cosmetic surgery gone bad (A!)

Gwyneth Paltrow in GQ (WMB)

Christa Campbell photoshoot (UMC)

Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother again (BS)

Pink and Bai Ling are buddies (BST)

Dennis Rodman hits rehab (DL)

Dina Lohan is mother of the year (CK)

Latest New Kids on the Block song (GB)

Beyonce and Jay-Z onstage (RAG)

Miley Cyrus’ fans are praying for her (Y!)

Some dude yanks 50 Cent’s chain (POP)

Kim Kardashian and a big black snake (BST)

Lily Allen shows off her nipples (ND)

Shannon Elizabeth in red (UMC)

Ignition interlocks are a great idea for Lindsay Lohan (ABH)

Amy WInehouse is too f*cked up to make that Bond song (PB)

Jenna Jameson tried to do drugs in a bathroom (TB)

Britney Spears and her boys in the pool (CR)

Hef and the girls (DS)

Pink has killer abs! (HB)

Today’s gossip headlines (WS)

Heather Locklear stuff her uterus back inside her (DSF)

MILFs on parade (BST)

Coleen McLoghlin in bikini enjoying the pool (UMC)

Hilary Duff is hotter than beat up Lohan (WMB)

Celebrity nicknames explained (AB)

Be wary of smoking that joint in NYC (CR)

Beyonce might be pregnant (BS)

Madonna performing at Roseland (PB)

Sex toy or household product? (CK)

Heidi Montag supports Miley Cyrus (DH)

David Blaine’s new world record (POP)

Making fun of Miley Cyrus (EBG)

Halle Berry’s boobs are in demand (D3)

Liv Tyler is not so fashion forward these days (A!)

Who was voted off American Idol? (GB)

Pink works out (TB)

Ashley Olsen shows her teeth (CW)

Al of the Rolling Stone pics of The Hills sluts (HBW)

Miranda Kerr cleavage (ND)

Ryan Gossling vs. KFC (GS)

All today’s gossip!! (WS)

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* I’ll be back for more gossip in just a bit - busy morning!

Danielle Bux lingerie photoshoot (UMC)

Umm..where is this guy’s hand?! (BST)

Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey reunite (ABH)

Hooter’s beer trick (CH)

Celebrity cameltoe game! (CR)

Another Batman movie? Zzzzzz… (TB)

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston pics (EB)

I guess Christina Ricci is a high-maintenance bitch like the rest of Hollywood (DS)

The grandfather of LSD croaked (CK)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged…BFD (Y!)

Katie Holmes goes to Scientology boot camp (PB)

Today’s gossip headlines!! (WS)

Somehow The Hills sluts managed to make the cover of Rolling Stone (BST)

Jenny McCarthy…Meeeooooow (UMC)

Jeremy Piven and his hot slut (DSF)

Listen to Scarlett Johannson’s new shit song, trust, the entire album is awful (Y!)

Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens did it (BS)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears a doiley (A!)

Bar Refaeli in Russian Elle (DH)

Probably another publicity stunt for that crap show, DWTS (POP)

Bitney SPears is acting up again (D3)

Rumer Willis, at least she looks better than usual (WB)

Hilary Duff won’t judge Miley Cyrus (GB)

Angelina Jolie’s baby bump is getting huge! (EB)

Amy Smart with black tape over her nipples (TB)

Jim Carrey is a very convincing gay (CWS)

The Hills updates (IBBB)

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The last three winners of the Skater Socks contest are:

Michelle R. from Riverside, CA

Alicia F. from Yardley, PA

Amanda M. from Bellingham, WA

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On a serious note: What a crazy day. A neighbor of mine, a 93 year-old woman, was found deceased in a pond in her backyard after two days of Search & Rescue, police, neighbors and family looking for her. It’s been really intense. It’s just so terrible that it ended on a sad, sad note. But it’s so great that communities really come together when needed. Rest in peace, Mildred.