Gwen Stefani meeooow! – UMC
Nicholas Cage’s dad died – PE
Celebrity scarecrows – ABH
Peaches Geldof is a Scientologist? – HM
Did Drew Carey tap Holly Madison’s booty? – MJ
What’s your poo telling you? – PB
Jon Gosselin looks like… – LS
Miley Cyrus has a weirdo stalker – BS
Kelly Osbourne gets a puppy for her birthday – AW
More David Letterman backlash – BB
Brangelina exposed? – PE
Kelly Osbourne celebrates Halloween early with Ozzy – HM
Jennifer Love Hewitt goes to see Michael Jackson – MJ
Edward Cullen panties – ABH
Michael Lohan on Maury Povich – Y!
Larry Johnson suspended – BS
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the outs? – PB
Carmen Electra over Megan Fox as best stripper – GB
Katy Perry and her sh*t shirt – MJ
Jodie Marsh vs. Katie Price, catfight! – HM
2012 is almost upon us, better start freaking out now – ABH
Patrick Swayze’s wife to appear on Oprah – PE
Green Zone trailer – TB
Heidi Montag dresses like a church girl – BBB
Adam Lambert’s uber glam album cover – PB
Lauren Conrad at LAX – BSG
Mia Michaels does not have cancer – CR
Lily Allen looked 10 years older than she really is at the Q Awards – HM
Who’s hosting the Golden Globes? – PE
He lost all feeling in his right hand! – MJ
Adverts that work – ABH
Queen Latifah & Missy Elliot’s new video – PB
This rumor is false. They were just together his weekend! – GB
Chris Brown misses Rihanna – PE
Kanye West & Taylor Swift on SNL? – RC
Paul Haggis leave Scientology with a scathing letter – BB
Yawwwwn..Jude Law’s new baby – AW
Khloe Kardashian hasn’t even met her husband’s children – PE
Sophie Monk’s body is too bony! – MJ
Lindsay Lohan wants you to look down her shirt – HM
Just joking, Tom Cuise is totally NOT a bore! – ABH
Lily Allen’s new video – PB
Lindsay Lohan is aging like a mofo – A!
Talk to the hand.. – CR
Scientology helps John Travolta cope – PE
Good morning, dolls! Here’s what’s going on around the web:
The Bachelor’s Jason Mesnick to wed Molly Whatsherface – PE
Danielle Lloyd and blah, blah, blah – MJ
Russell Brand is p-whipped – ABH
Adam Lambert’s new video – PB
Peaches Geldof modeling underwear- HM
Jon Gosselin isn’t cheap – BB
Ballon Boy, the hottest new Halloween costume – BS
‘Smallville’ actor arrested for selling prescription drugs – PE
Halloween for potheads – CR
T.R. Knight and boyfriend have broken up – GB
Bethenney Frankel pregnant and engaged – PE
Taylor Momsen might look like this in the near future – PB
Marissa Miller strips for Victoria Secret shoot – HM
Shakira looking good – MJ
The Gosselin kids are pissed – PE
Save the seals, club Perez Hilton! – WB
Mischa Barton broke up with TV, it didn’t break up with her – ABH
Deryck Whibley finds a new babe – AW
Meryl Streep’s daughter looks a lot like her – RC
Roman Polanski loses appeal – CDL
Adam Lambert’s hetero photo shoot for Details – Y!
Octomom has the hots for Jon Gosselin – GB
Donatella Lohan – CR
Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to The View, talks about her nipple – PE
Madonna’s boyfriend, Jesus, has a hell of an allowance – HM
T-mobile, not cottage cheese, sponsored Kim Kardashian’s birthday party – MJ
Dolly Parton in London – PB
Douche x3 – WB
It’a all about Kanye West – ABH
Scott Baio’s daughter is adorable – GB
Weird celebrity auctions – PE
Jenna Fischer gets in Shape – CB
Someone is addicted to liposuction – HM
Keith Richards is honored in a ghoulish way – SOW
Katy Price lets her boobs all out – MJ
Kill Bill 3? How righteous would that be? – ABH
Chris Brown’s Blue Moon – A!
Open wide! – CR
Moby’s new video – PB
Tina Fey, a virgin at 24? – WB
Latest Jon & Kate B.S. – AW
