Amy Winehouse is a monster in a bra (DS)

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged (FM)

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson do the Marlins (UMC)

Cosmetic surgery gone bad (A!)

Gwyneth Paltrow in GQ (WMB)

Christa Campbell photoshoot (UMC)

Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother again (BS)

Pink and Bai Ling are buddies (BST)

Dennis Rodman hits rehab (DL)

Dina Lohan is mother of the year (CK)

Latest New Kids on the Block song (GB)

Beyonce and Jay-Z onstage (RAG)

Miley Cyrus’ fans are praying for her (Y!)

Some dude yanks 50 Cent’s chain (POP)

Kim Kardashian and a big black snake (BST)

Lily Allen shows off her nipples (ND)

Shannon Elizabeth in red (UMC)

Ignition interlocks are a great idea for Lindsay Lohan (ABH)

Amy WInehouse is too f*cked up to make that Bond song (PB)

Jenna Jameson tried to do drugs in a bathroom (TB)

Britney Spears and her boys in the pool (CR)

Hef and the girls (DS)

Pink has killer abs! (HB)

Today’s gossip headlines (WS)

Heather Locklear stuff her uterus back inside her (DSF)

MILFs on parade (BST)

Coleen McLoghlin in bikini enjoying the pool (UMC)

Hilary Duff is hotter than beat up Lohan (WMB)

Celebrity nicknames explained (AB)

Be wary of smoking that joint in NYC (CR)

Beyonce might be pregnant (BS)

Madonna performing at Roseland (PB)

Sex toy or household product? (CK)

Heidi Montag supports Miley Cyrus (DH)

David Blaine’s new world record (POP)

Making fun of Miley Cyrus (EBG)

Halle Berry’s boobs are in demand (D3)

Liv Tyler is not so fashion forward these days (A!)

Who was voted off American Idol? (GB)

Pink works out (TB)

Ashley Olsen shows her teeth (CW)

Al of the Rolling Stone pics of The Hills sluts (HBW)

Miranda Kerr cleavage (ND)

Ryan Gossling vs. KFC (GS)

All today’s gossip!! (WS)

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* I’ll be back for more gossip in just a bit - busy morning!

Danielle Bux lingerie photoshoot (UMC)

Umm..where is this guy’s hand?! (BST)

Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey reunite (ABH)

Hooter’s beer trick (CH)

Celebrity cameltoe game! (CR)

Another Batman movie? Zzzzzz… (TB)

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston pics (EB)

I guess Christina Ricci is a high-maintenance bitch like the rest of Hollywood (DS)

The grandfather of LSD croaked (CK)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged…BFD (Y!)

Katie Holmes goes to Scientology boot camp (PB)

Today’s gossip headlines!! (WS)

Somehow The Hills sluts managed to make the cover of Rolling Stone (BST)

Jenny McCarthy…Meeeooooow (UMC)

Jeremy Piven and his hot slut (DSF)

Listen to Scarlett Johannson’s new shit song, trust, the entire album is awful (Y!)

Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens did it (BS)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears a doiley (A!)

Bar Refaeli in Russian Elle (DH)

Probably another publicity stunt for that crap show, DWTS (POP)

Bitney SPears is acting up again (D3)

Rumer Willis, at least she looks better than usual (WB)

Hilary Duff won’t judge Miley Cyrus (GB)

Angelina Jolie’s baby bump is getting huge! (EB)

Amy Smart with black tape over her nipples (TB)

Jim Carrey is a very convincing gay (CWS)

The Hills updates (IBBB)

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The last three winners of the Skater Socks contest are:

Michelle R. from Riverside, CA

Alicia F. from Yardley, PA

Amanda M. from Bellingham, WA

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On a serious note: What a crazy day. A neighbor of mine, a 93 year-old woman, was found deceased in a pond in her backyard after two days of Search & Rescue, police, neighbors and family looking for her. It’s been really intense. It’s just so terrible that it ended on a sad, sad note. But it’s so great that communities really come together when needed. Rest in peace, Mildred.

Behind the scenes at the controversial Miley Cyrus photoshoot (DSF)

Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively on set (UMC)

Amy Poehler really is preggers! (PT)

WTF! Heather Locklear’s face ballooned up! (Y!)

Leah Rimini’s daughter still on a bottle and in diapers at 4! (AW)

UK bikini bitch (ND)

Ashley Judd’s husband involved in NASCAR wreck (GB)

Ashley Dupre sues Joe Francis (GH)

Amy Winehouse is denying divorce rumors (POP)

Phoebe Price has A LOT of junk in that trunk! (DSF)

Elizabeth Hurley boobies (UMC)

Brooke Hogan’s wet ass (DSF)

Joss Stone barefoot for you foot freaks (BST)

Jamie Lynn Spears is afraid to give birth (HM)

This is disturbing (CR)

Dita Von Teese avoids the sun (BS)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had dinner (CK)

Carmen Electra has a new stripper game for Wii (HBW)

Lauren Conrad Absolut 100 party (UMC)

Pamela Anderson has hard nips for PETA (PB)

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes aren’t so tight these days (CW)

Tom Cruise returns to Oprah (HB)

Claire Danes is the new Gucci girl (DS)

All today’s gossip (WS)

Denise Richards bikini (DSF)

Shauna Sands bikini body, ewwww (BST)

Elizabeth Jagger photoshoot (UMC)

Pete Doherty’s Bloodworks (ABH)

Lily Allen gives good head (CW)

Naomi Campbell for Rogaine (WB)

Heather Locklear bikini (DSF)

Bad, bad fashion (A!)

Samantha Ronson has a crazy groupie (EB)

Penis thieves captured! (CK)

Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes (POP)

Ashlee Simpson on SHAPE (HBW)

Angelina Jolie baby bump (DS)

Carmen Electra to marry for the third time (Y!)

Miley Cyrus is worth a sh*tload (ND)

Latest gossip headlines (WS)

Kim Kardashian actually got a movie role (GB)

Benji Madden ran over a foot (TB)

More effed up pics of Amy Winehouse (PB)