Pixie Geldof bloody nose and pierced nipple - DSF

Win your very own pirate porno over at Bastardly - BST

Jessica Gomes is topless in GQ - Y!

Peaches Geldof is a shoplifter, caught again - HM

Hayden Panettiere puts on her Tyra eyes - UMC

Holly Madison is dumber than we thought - WB

OMG, this ad is bad..in a funny kind of way… - ABH

Sadly, Johnny Carson was a miserable man in real life - BS

Heidi Klum had the best costume this year - DS

Jordan and Peter Andre makeout to convince us they are still in love - GB

Enrique Iglesias is not too excited about his relationship with Anna - HM

Its Joey Buttafuoco ovah here! - BBB

The Bachelorette Deanna dumps Jesse, awhhhhh he is so sad! - POP

I love how Paris Hilton complains that men use her for her cash and her vagina but she so willingly gives it up - TB

Another scary Hollywood mug - GS

SNL does The View - PB

Britney looks like a retarded cat on the cover of Circus - CR

Paris Hilton pushes her teeny titties up and out - DSF

Criss Angel’s new show in Vegas sucks really bad - CK

Oh no, Xtina’s baby looks like daddy - PT

Angelina Jolie does Bazar - CW

Joaquin was never really cut out for Hollywood anyway - A!

Britney Spears will be on X-Factor - CD

Do you FARK? - F

* * *10 horror flicks that have really done the deed - ABH

Keely Hazell topless Halloween costume - DSF

David Beckham is a straight gay man for Halloween - HM

Loaded magazine’s monthly hottie - UMC

Kendra Wilkinson’s Halloween costume - BST

The Bride of McCain - CR

Lance Bass’ lazy Halloween costume - WB

Who doesn’t love Grover? - BBB

Shauna Sand is herself for Halloween - TB

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon’s Halloween costumes - A!

GnR’s ‘Chinese Democracy’ album cover - BS

Heidi and Spencer’s Halloween costumes - CK

Best horror movie list ever - CW

Don’t fear the rocker - spooky smashup! - PB

McCain to host SNL this weekend? - CR

Teacher plays a stripper for Halloween - POP

Kevin Smith is fat for Halloween - GB

Kim Kardashian makes a great Wonder Woman - CDL

The Today Show’s Halloween costumes - BB

Shame on whoever did this on the set of General Hospital! - GW

12-year-old boys offer to give women free breast exams - CCS

This guy is doing Ivanka - RC

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Congrats to Laura from Mayville, TN! She won Lee Ann Womack’s ‘Call Me Crazy’ CD!
*Coming this weekend: Another Johnny Cash giveaway!
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Two very different versions of the Monster Mash, one classic, one punk rock!

Those who have PVC fetishes are loving all the rubber leggings running around Hollywood right now! - DSF

Alessandra Ambrosio’s hottest pics ever - UMC

Guess where Hayden Panettiere’s new tattoo is! - BST

Nicolas Cage used to be cool and now he’s a pompous ass, so I don’t feel so bad that he might be hurting for cash - HM

Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn move out of Anna Nicole’s mansion - PB

Olsen Twins boob jobs? - ABH

Nicole Kidman’s face is all effed up - Y!

Hudson family private memorial for murder victims set for Monday - POP

Barack Obama on The Daily Show - EB

ANTM recap - BBB

More pics of Gwen Stefani’s baby, Zuma - PT

16-year-old trailer trash bride gets hitched in super expensive/taky gown - CK

Katie Holmes sans makeup - TB

People still make moonshine?! - BS

Can you tell what Avril Lavigne’s costume is? - DSF

Linda Hogan and her boy toy - WB

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[Video] Tricking it to the Streets - Halloween spoof of The Doobie Brothers’ Taking it to the Streets. Wicked impression, Count!

O.M.G. You HAVE to see Katy Perry’s Halloween costume, bwahahaha! - DSF

Madonna, Guy and the SEX contract! - HM

Boo-TAY! - BST

Jennifer Ellison takes it off! - UMC

I am sick of Clint Eastwood and Angelina fawning over one another - WB

Elle McPherson in see through corset - DSF

Rick Astley is never ever gunna give you up! - ABH

Real or Faux, Jessica Simpson’s outfit has got to go - EB

Poking fun at Christina ‘Catwoman’ Aguilera - POTO

Latest celebrity DUI - Y!

Video of William Balfour’s mother on Nancy Grace - POP

Best. Job. Ever. - CR

The tabloid cover Jennifer Aniston has been waiting for - PB

Linda Hogan is still porking that 19-y.o. blonde baby Huey? - BB

Colin Farrel is hairy these days - CW

Red carpet origami - CK

Victoria Beckham to run a marathon? Yeah, right! - DS

Welcome back Melrose Place - CD

Ali Lohan looked like a hairless cat - A!

Jennifer Love Hewitt pregnant? - TB

Brad and Angelina have more nannies than children -RAG

Joaquin Phoenix quits acting - GB

MA state senator arrested - BS

Yetti Kardashian - GS

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* Congrats to Deanna from Morris, AL! She WON herself the Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison 2CD/DVD BOX SET!

Stay tuned, more Johnny Cash (and Leann Womack!) to giveaway SOON!

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Don’t Vote: Part 2

Developmentally disabled guy gets knocked the funk out after kicking someone’s kid - DSF

I love reading about kids sh*tting in rich guy’s yacht jacuzzis - HM

Selma Blair on the set of Kath & Kim - BST

Selena Gomez actually looks hot - UMC

Jonas Brothers to star in farting dog movie - WB

It’s good to be Al Pacino - ABH

Carrie Underwear gets around - Y!

Mischa Barton still dressing herself while stoned - CK

Lauren Conrad on Letterman, if you can stand to hear her talk - POP

Mariah Carey’s new video - PB

Ashley Olsen can’t take it - TB

The Hills recap - BBB

Who’s Nailin Palin, full NSFW scene - DSF

Some Playboy whore in her airbrushed Halloween costume - BST

Jessica Biel candid pics in Hollywood - UMC

Britney Spears  might go as her bald self for Halloween - Y!

Celebrity trading crads? - ABH

Halloween recipes to die for! - CR

Lindsay Lohan still loves the peen - GB

Celebrity Love Dolls - PB

Of all these guys, I only really like Tony Hawk - BS

Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise have totally made up - WB

Fake cop pulls over real cop - POP

The world’s fattest man marries, and no, that is not his right testicle - EB

Bigger attention whores than Paris Hilton herself - TB

80s prom dresses are so in right now - CW

Warning signs that Scarlett Johansson’s marriage won’t last - DS

Lara Flynn Boyle ordered the Lisa Rinna lips - A!

Traci Bingham takes the trash out in a really slutty outfit - CK

Amy Poehler gives birth - PT

‘Thriller’  done with 64 voices, completely acapella…

Travis Barker burn pics - DS

Shauna Sand looks like she should be on top of an erotic cake - BST

Michael Jackson steps out! - PB

Wisdom from Peaches Geldof - ABH

Julianne Hough naked wrapped in an American Flag - UMC

Cloris Leachman is upstaging everyone on DWTS - CK

RADAR magazine folded! - POP

Hayden Panettiere flashes panty- Y!

Suri gets a haircut - WB

Guy Ritchie hangs with the guys - CW

Megan Fox hotness - CR