Kim Kardashian before and after photoshop - DSF

Eating kangaroo balls can get you pregnant - HM

Audrina Patridge wears something see-through - BST

The new Bond hottie does Maxim - UMC

Faux boy and his faux hawk - WB

Hey Kim Kardashian, get your fat ass outta the way! - Y!

Shooting H and blogging don’t mix - DH

Milk is so emo - ABH

Nicole Kidman leaves daughter for first time - PT

Johnny Depp is out as the Mad Hatter, this guy is in! Heh. - CK

Ed Hardy’s runway underwear models are bar sluts - DSF

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian and Kristen Cavalarri in bikinis - DSF

Sprayed on shirt and tig bitties - BST

Gwyneth Paltrow is so boooooooooring - UMC

P. Diddy’s last name might be ‘Combs’ but he doesn’t need a comb ‘down there’ - HM

Madonna gets one upped at her own game - ABH

Angelina Jolie wants to leave Hollywood for awhile - DH

Ashlee Simpson is not in labor - PT

Angelina Jolie BBC interview - BB

Lisa ‘Left-Eye’ Lopes posthumous album - PB

Beyonce checked into rehab!! - CC

Chris (de)Kline and his bad hair - CK

Russell Simmons wants to see your boobs - RAG

More Britney Spears music - LBS

Samantha Ronsons and Lindsay Lohan do the red carpet munch - POP

Well, at least she wasn’t ramming coke up her nose! - WB

Quantum of Solace is huge - BS

I think Victoria’s Secret is psychedelics - A!

I can’t stand either of these two - CW

Chloe Sevigny in a bikini - EB

Phoebe Price will do anything for attention - GB

Paula Abdul is refusing to return to her home after Goodspeed suicide - TB

Heather Mills gets another boob job - CD

Expensive vag - CR

Miley Cyrus is not dead -DS

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Congrats to Monica B. from Lafayette, LA, she won the $100 Sanrio Hello Kitty Contest! Thanks to everyone who entered, and there were A LOT of you!!

Victoria’s Secret Angels promote Christmas stuff - DSF

Who forgot their bra? - HM

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima bikini photo shoot - BST

Worst leather outfit ever - UMC

Kanye West was arrested yet again - Y!

Bad makeup at the Latin Grammy Awards - A!

Jessica Alba is bangin! - POP

Spencer Pratt can cram it - WB

Real Housewives of Atlanta drama -BBB

Amy Winehouse and her bottle of vodka - CW

Crocs are doomed - ABH

Sheryl Crow’s kid is adorable - EB

Hayden Panettiere is sweaty - TB

Shauna Sand is still whorin’ it up - CK

Grace Jones hasn’t changed a bit - PB

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake go into business together - DS

Jewel wants a baby - GB

Jodie Marsh makes out with a butch chick - DSF

Sh*t singer in a sh*t band annoyed his band is judged sh*t - HM

Mischa Barton in another weird outfit - UMC

Kellie Pickler looked good at the CMAs - BST

Scary movie advert that works - ABH

Fergie reveals the Swarovski star - BB

George Clooney has a porn star mustache - WB

NYC against Prop 8 - PB

American Idol finalist has fourth kid - PT

Kanye West bitches about MTV Awards - TB

Tila Tequila plays coy - GB

A robot with expressions - PTO

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! - CK

VH1 reality nutjob, Pumpkin, gets engaged, won’t last - POP

Worst outfit I have seen all year - A!

Drunk chicks attempt personal motorboat - BS

Brad Pitt isn’t too happy with Jen Aniston - CW

The boobs roll on - CR

ANTM recap - BBB

Miley Cyrus’ parents let her go on the Howard Stern Show? - DS

The Obama Girl milks it for all it’s worth - DSF

What’s that smell?! - HM

Nikki Cox has had a lot of junk injected into her face - Y!

Kate Beckinsale and hubby are both hot - BST

The rappin’ granny rules - PB

Christina Aguilera likes to drink - CR

Jared Leto does GQ Style - CW

Adam Sandler has baby #2 - PT

Monopoly, the movie? Egad. - ABH

Definitely the headline of the day - CK

Stephen Baldwin gets a Hannah Montana tattoo?! - WB

Nicole Richie looks good - POP

Did Cindy McCain have an affair? - GB

Scarlett Johansson for dorks - TB

Brittny Gastineau wardrobe malfunction - DSF

Leaked Cheetah Girl pics a PR stunt? - BST

Watch out, J. Lo is a jealous bitch - HM

Robbie Williams is trying to contact aliens - ABH

Can you tell the real nude Jessica Alba pics from the fake? - CR

Zoe Kravitz works the red carpet - EB

Leave a comment, win a rad book - ND

Fashion faceoff: Xtina vs. Babs - A!

Sunset Tan girl, nude - Y!

Ashanti Albuquerque concert pics - POP

Mark Wahlberg thinks that Kate Moss has the body of a boy - RAG

Maggie Gyllenhaal in fur? - PB

Carmen Electra is electric - UMC

The Hills recap - BBB

Nikki Cox near nip slip - DSF

This former child star looks weird - WB

Breaking: Vince Vaughan is puffy - CK

Will Smith’s son is the next Karate Kid - DS

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban glam it up - BS

Jayden James was released from the hospital - CD

Ringo Starr tells fan to “F**k off” - GB

Check out Lindsay Lohan’s phone screen saver - CW

That ‘Stop the Insanity’ chick is back - BB

Jennifer Garner takes Violet to school - PT

Salma Hayek is a modern day flapper - GS

Katy Perry is busting out of her dress in a big way - DSF

Obama daughter’s to star on Hannah Montana - HM

Hair Farmers Anonymous - BST

Carmen Electra salutes the troops - UMC

Fergie has gained 13 pounds - TB

People are still hiring Heidi and Spencer..the nerve! - WB

Latoya Jackson still tries to be relevent - PB