It’s been a long time since I have posted a readers email, but I felt this one might be worthy. Enjoy.

Dear celebritysmack blog,

I have a humble request for you. Could you perhaps be kind and remove the manipulated photo of Mr Michael Jackson? The one that is in this article: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/09/06/michael-jackson-has-a-new-single/
I got so hurt when I saw it as it’s teasing MJ’s appearence.. He has vitiligo you know! And I am aware that he has had his share of operations, but does that give everyone the right to be mean to him? After all he’s contributed to society? And think about it.. If you had plastic surgery, and you werent happy with the result, would you like everyone teasing you about it?
I guess no.. So I would be very happy if you could remove the picture
And also, The song “mamacita” is not Michael Jackson’s song, its a guy who’s named Jason Malachi.
Thank you and again, I would become very happy if you removed the photo

(sorry for any typos, english is not my first language)
-Mia

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Mia,

I’ll get right on that.

Past Smacks

• Catching Up With Britney
• Fergie Ferg Stands Up for the Crotch Flashers of the World
• Britney Spears Wants to Get Back With Kevin Federline, is Suicidal and Might Flee to Cuba
• Claudia Schiffer Goes Topless
• Kim Kardashian Enjoys Pinkberry Frozen Yogurt in West Hollywood

I said that Rena looked like a tranny and how she and Mary were only doing what comes naturally, spreading their legs.  I posted a few of the nasty pics and in one you can see toilet paper stuck in Rena’s snatch.  It was pretty damn nasty.

Anyhow, Rena obviously read what I wrote recently and decided to write me an email, killing me with kindness.

"Hi Spicey

Thanks for your plug.  Just wanted to say hello.  I hope that Mr.
Chow night didn’t really offend you.
Wish you all the best.

Best Regards,

Rena Riffel"

Well Rena, first off, it takes a lot to offend me. Your drunken show for the paparazzi with  a lame porn star (who is only known because she ripped off Mariah Carey’s name) more grossed me out than anything.  I was surprised at the amount of hair you’ve got ‘down there’ and the balled up piece of toilet paper stuck to it was the topping on the clamato sundae. 

Maybe if you conducted yourself with more class and didn’t hang out with Hollywood bottom feeders you might get that second role of a lifetime. But probably not. 

Best of luck with that career of yours.

xoxo

Spicy

Past Smacks

• Michael Jackson Unreleased Song “A Place with No Name”
• Is This the New ‘Living Lohan’ Promo?
• Guess the Celebrity Body Parts
• You Talkin’ to ME?
• Britney Spears Parties in NYC with JC Chasez