Hey kids, I thought I’d be updating today, but I was wrong.

See, it’s my birthday on Monday AND it’s my 5-year wedding anniversary the same day. So, Mr. Spicy and I are headed out of town today to the beautiful ocean with some friends. I’ll be heading home Monday and everything will be back to normal on Tuesday. I’ll see you bitches then. Until then, why not join in on the heated PETA debate a few posts below? Heh.

See you next week.

xoxo

For All Your Gossip Needs:

Drunken Stepfather

Bastardly

Agent Bedhead

Webster’s is My Bitch

Evil Beet

Pop on the Pop

City Rag

Gabsmash

Bumpshack

Holy Taco

Allie is Wired

Hollywood Backwash

Right Celebrity

Daily Stab

The Blemish

Gabby Babble

Derek Hail

Geno’s World

*Spicy’s MySpace*

*Sidenote:

I am a sucker, I know, but I subscribed to the Big Brother 9 live webcam feed, and I have to say, it’s pretty cool. I’m a latecomer to the whole Big Brother show as I only started watching it last season, but I am HOOKED! Anyhow, if you are a huge fan, you seriously need to subscribe to the webcam. 14-day free trial, why not try it out? I am!

So, from what I have watched the past 24 hours, EVERYONE is pissed at Allison. They all know that she masterminded the whole thing with Sheila, claiming to be lesbians.  

Joshua is especially irritated with her and is ready to GO OFF with his bad self , and in a bad way. Actually, he already did Wednesday night, after eviction. Pretty much everyone had it out with her that night…even her own partner.

You can bet she’ll be going up for eviction and voted out next.

Meet Eddie. Eddie is a rescue dog that my husband and I adopted this weekend. He’s about 8 months old and is an American Bulldog mix.

Eddie was abused and used as ‘bait’ in dog fighting. He was found in a parking lot, nearly dead. That was a couple months ago, and he has since been nursed back to health by a rescue shelter foster family. For the first month Eddie refused to move or interact with anyone.

Eddie is doing much better these days and is loving his new home. He’s comical! He sleeps in goofy positions and is totally uncoordinated. He’s a little scarred up but fortunately has recovered nicely.

He needs a lot of training and love, but we have a lot of patience for this little guy.

Just thought I would introduce him since many of you already know my other superstar, Lucy Liu.

Wikipedia describes bait animals (scroll down to Bait Animals)

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

Mr. & Mrs. Spicy (and Lucy Liu, of course) are heading out for a grand adventure this holiday season. I won’t be updating until after Christmas most likely - but Shark will be rocking an extra special year-end ‘Snark Attack’ on Saturday. So give him some love!

I need some time off from the celebrity drama y’all! The pregnancies, the lawsuits, the DUI’s! I’m just going to live in my own little peaceful world for the rest of the holiday season and not give a shit about what Hollywood is doing. Well, I am going to try anyway..

Until then - I have compiled this lovely list of kick ass gossip sites that I know you will love..

Agent Bedhead *Allie is Wired *Ayyyy! * Back Seat Cuddler * Bastardly * Bitten and Bound *Bumpshack *Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery* Celebrity Cowboy* Celebrity Dirty Laundry* Celebrity Dog Watcher *Celebrity Mound *Celebrity Puke *Celebrity Warship* City Rag* Crazy Days and Nights *Daily Stab *Derek Hail *DListed *Dotspotter* Drunken Stepfather* Evil Beet* Gabby Babble* Gabsmash *Geno’s World *Gone Hollywood *Gossip or Truth *Hollywood Backwash *Holy Candy *Im Bringing Blogging Back *Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt *Jordan Is Your Homeboy* Ninja Dude* Pop on the Pop *Pop Bytes *Right Celebrity* Speed Monkey* The Blemish *The Meat Scale* TMZ *Yeeeah!

Also, these are some off-the-wall celebrity sites that are totally rad..

Distortrait *Gallery of the Absurd* Planet Hiltron *Pretty on the Outside

For those who aren’t my MySpace friend yet….get crackin’ bitches. Let’s be friends - add this ho. Then you can leave me gifts under my tree..or even text message my ass. Heh.

See you next week. xoxo

Beach III -Kihei, Maui, looking towards Lahaina

Damnit, Jim!

Back to reality. Paradise was something else I tell ya. It was a little hard going from mid to upper 80s in Maui and coming home to the lower 30s! Anyhow, yes I had a fabulous time with family and friends in Kihei. Met a TON of cool people while there and I can’t wait to return.

Thanks to Joy A. from PoponthePop.com for taking over while I was away. She’s the best, and I love her. xoxo, Joy!

Anyhow back with more SMACK shortly!

xoxo

Spicy

I’m on my way to an incredible tropical paradise vacation in Maui for the next week. Oh, yeah, I’m psyched, bitches.

My laptop is coming with me, and I’ll be periodically checking emails while I’m gone but am most likely not going to respond until I get home. Unless you want to give me money, that is.

Monday Joy A. from Pop on the Pop takes over and will be posting through Wednesday. Love, love, love her! Tell her she’s hot, won’t ya? Or just check out her site.

Shark will be taking the next two weeks off and will return on December 1st. Check out his latest Snark Attacks here.

Other than that, next week I hope you have a decent Turkey Day and a nice long weekend afterward. I’ll see you when I return! Of course all tan and refreshed but with a battered and bruised liver. I’ll be humble.

xoxo -Spicy!

Owen Wilson’s wrist scars (Y!)

Interview with Spicy Pants! (CG)

Paula Abdul and boy toy (HM)

Jennifer Ellison in bikini (DSF)

Paris Hilton denies reports she’s adopting four blonde babies (TB)

Prince Harry and hottie girlfriend (RC)

Jessica Simpson hot legs (DSF)

Heidi Montag turns 21..big deal (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan looks like a hooker (CR)

IBBB makes E! (IBBB)

Mollygood’s editor gets transformed from man to woman (QY)

Even Barry Manilow hates Elisabeth Hasselbeck (HC)

David Beckham looking fiiiine (CWS)

Fred Durst gets suspended sentence (AIW)

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James do hockey (DS)

Tons of Hayden Panettiere pics (DH)

Sting caught outside brothel (GS)

Helena Christensen in GQ (CDN)

Sally Field gets bleeped at Emmys (GH)

So does Katherine Heigl (BS)

Naomi Campbell still a conniving bitch (HM)

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron quickie (GB)

Vanessa Hudgens sex video? (FNC)

Sharon Stone got all botox’d up (DL)

What will Avril Lavigne look like in 25 yrs? (ND)

Mark Ronson’s Valerie video (PB)

Tom Arnold and the Magic Bullet (A!)

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood in Toronto (HBW)

Christina Aguilera is filling out (DSF)

Hayden Panettiere shows the paps her thong (JIYH)

Drew Barrymore is a gay pirate (ABH)

Today’s celebrity dirt! (CD)

Emmy winners list (JCC)

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I’m off from the Smack Tuesday, driving another 14+ hours and across three states tomorrow!  I’ll be back Wednesday, so for the time being check the phat ass links above!

XOXOX

Spicy