Beach III -Kihei, Maui, looking towards Lahaina

Damnit, Jim!

Back to reality. Paradise was something else I tell ya. It was a little hard going from mid to upper 80s in Maui and coming home to the lower 30s! Anyhow, yes I had a fabulous time with family and friends in Kihei. Met a TON of cool people while there and I can’t wait to return.

Thanks to Joy A. from PoponthePop.com for taking over while I was away. She’s the best, and I love her. xoxo, Joy!

Anyhow back with more SMACK shortly!

xoxo

Spicy

I’m on my way to an incredible tropical paradise vacation in Maui for the next week. Oh, yeah, I’m psyched, bitches.

My laptop is coming with me, and I’ll be periodically checking emails while I’m gone but am most likely not going to respond until I get home. Unless you want to give me money, that is.

Monday Joy A. from Pop on the Pop takes over and will be posting through Wednesday. Love, love, love her! Tell her she’s hot, won’t ya? Or just check out her site.

Shark will be taking the next two weeks off and will return on December 1st. Check out his latest Snark Attacks here.

Other than that, next week I hope you have a decent Turkey Day and a nice long weekend afterward. I’ll see you when I return! Of course all tan and refreshed but with a battered and bruised liver. I’ll be humble.

xoxo -Spicy!

Owen Wilson’s wrist scars (Y!)

Interview with Spicy Pants! (CG)

Paula Abdul and boy toy (HM)

Jennifer Ellison in bikini (DSF)

Paris Hilton denies reports she’s adopting four blonde babies (TB)

Prince Harry and hottie girlfriend (RC)

Jessica Simpson hot legs (DSF)

Heidi Montag turns 21..big deal (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan looks like a hooker (CR)

IBBB makes E! (IBBB)

Mollygood’s editor gets transformed from man to woman (QY)

Even Barry Manilow hates Elisabeth Hasselbeck (HC)

David Beckham looking fiiiine (CWS)

Fred Durst gets suspended sentence (AIW)

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James do hockey (DS)

Tons of Hayden Panettiere pics (DH)

Sting caught outside brothel (GS)

Helena Christensen in GQ (CDN)

Sally Field gets bleeped at Emmys (GH)

So does Katherine Heigl (BS)

Naomi Campbell still a conniving bitch (HM)

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron quickie (GB)

Vanessa Hudgens sex video? (FNC)

Sharon Stone got all botox’d up (DL)

What will Avril Lavigne look like in 25 yrs? (ND)

Mark Ronson’s Valerie video (PB)

Tom Arnold and the Magic Bullet (A!)

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood in Toronto (HBW)

Christina Aguilera is filling out (DSF)

Hayden Panettiere shows the paps her thong (JIYH)

Drew Barrymore is a gay pirate (ABH)

Today’s celebrity dirt! (CD)

Emmy winners list (JCC)

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I’m off from the Smack Tuesday, driving another 14+ hours and across three states tomorrow!  I’ll be back Wednesday, so for the time being check the phat ass links above!

XOXOX

Spicy 

Happy Birthday to my little brother who would have been 33 today.

Don’t drink and drive.

Some of you regulars might remember the radio interview I did back in January on KMOX. Well, I have been invited back…every Sunday!

This is an honor as KMOX is a huge station owned by CBS that’s been around for 82 years and is heard in 44 states and much of Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean.

I will be on for one-15 minute segment at 8:45 PST each week.
You can listen to streaming audio on KMOX’s website.

My Rat Terrier Lucy Lui is a superstar!

Spicy loves you kids.

Mr. & Mrs. Spicy are headed out for the weekend starting early Friday morning until early Monday. I am going to soak up the sun and get my drink on (but no driving!). I hope you all have a fantabulous weekend and I’ll see you again Monday, just a little later than usual.

Until then please visit my favorite bitches (links below) for all the latest in Hollywood gossip. I’m sure someone will die or get a DUI or something major, as that’s what always happens when I am out of town or away from the computer. Heh.

See you Monday around noon!

A Socialite’s Life

Agent Bedhead

Allie is Wired

Bumpshack

Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Celebrity Warship

City Rag

Crazy Days and Nights

Daily Stab

Derek Hail

DListed

Drunken Stepfather

Evil Beet

Fatback and Collards

Gabsmash

Glitterati Gossip

Gone Hollywood

Hollywood Backwash

Holy Candy

Im Bringing Blogging Back

Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt

Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

Jordan Homeboy

Monica Monroe

Ninja Dude

Pop Bytes

Pop on the Pop

Right Celebrity

The Blemish

TMZ

Yeeeah!

See you all Monday! Have a fricking rad weekend! Rad, what a lame word..but I love it!

XOXO

Spicy!

I am heading out of town this afternoon bitches.

Time to get my party on at a music festival! It’s going to be hot and loud, just the way I like it. In the meantime check out these lovely links, and I’ll see you all on Monday!

XOXO

Agent Bedhead

Bumpshack

City Rag

Derek Hail

Drunken Stepfather

Evil Beet

Gabsmash

Glitterati Gossip

Hollywood Backwash

Pop Bytes

Right Celebrity

The Blemish

That’s just a sampling, there are tons more in the sidebar to check out!

What do you think of our new home? Looking pretty snazzy isn’t it? Celebrity Smack has finally moved on to bigger and better things. We’ve changed servers and hopefully those of you who were having crashing problems will especially enjoy the new site.

I hope you all have a safe & fabulous holiday! I am going to enjoy the sun, some cold beverages and some good food. My dog on the other hand, is having a meltdown. Shivering, hiding in closets and under beds..poor thing. Fourth of July sucks for animals. So make sure yours in in a safe place today!

Feel free to cruise around the site and check it out. There might be a few issues today, but only until the DNS is done sorting out.

Enjoy!

~xoxo

Spicy

Lucy Lui, my Rat Terrier, turned two years old earlier this month and I forgot to do a post for her birthday.  Most of you have probably heard me gush about her from time to time.

She hasn’t made an appearance on the Smack in some time now, so I thought I’d throw the bitch a bone..

A bitch needs her beauty sleep!

Ear radar is at full alert!
 

A front leg off the ground is like having a hand on your hip.
Hurry up and take the damn picture!