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Hold On To Your Lunch!

Spicy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:00:10 +0000

Star Jones and her new man were caught canoodling while at the U.S. Open yesterday.

Jones split from her of three years, Al Reynolds or ‘Gay Al’ back in April. She’s wasted no time finding another man who will actually put up with her and her demanding ways. Dude must not have a backbone. She probably ate it. Num num num… He is, however, better looking than Al, who was one goofy looking mofo!

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Star Jones

Spicy — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:55:19 +0000

“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.”

- Star Jones on Barbara Walters new memoir, Audition.

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Shocker of the Year: Star Jones and Al Reynolds Split

Spicy — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:42:51 +0000

It lasted longer than most expected, but after three and half years Star Jones and Al Reynolds have split up.

Star reportedly filed for divorce a month ago.

A source tell the Enquirer, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart. Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out. I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

Star’s publicist is, of course, denying the reports.

We hear Al’s boyfriend is elated. Heh.

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Afternoon Briefs

Spicy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:52:31 +0000

* The Teen Choice Awards was last night and it was packed full of jail bait, whores…and Larry Birkhead? Best part of the night was when a large, heavy decorative box fell from the ceiling of the VIP tent and knocked a Hollywood publicist unconscious! Click here for the list of winners.

* Britney Spears is being investigated by LA County’s Department of Children and Family Services for possible child abuse. She is also being investigated by the SPCA for possible neglect/abuse of her small dog who was seen recently with a cast on it’s leg. Rumors were swirling that her boys toss the dog around a bit and people by the dozens called in to complain. In other related news, Spears was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Las Vegas. SWhat an exciting life this dumb broad has..

* For some kinky news, Star Jones and Gay Al are still pretending they are in love, Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud had a major wardrobe malfunction involving both boobies this weekend, Jennifer Aniston bent over in a tiny bikini while surfing, and Jessica Simpson wore a painted on white tank top.

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Lovely Star Jones

Spicy — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:00:00 +0000

What’s up with her chest?

No, I am not talking about the scar, but the massive amount of makeup she applied on it! Hiding stretch marks perhaps? That is one freaky looking mammoth.

(Teddy&Moo)

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Celeb Bloggers have Spoken & These are the 10 Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood!

Spicy — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 18:00:00 +0000

Celeb bloggers have spoken and these are the 10 Most Hated
Celebs in Hollywood.

Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut
and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues
to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that
lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own
bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the
rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for:
sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking
Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store,
infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of
the biggest losers.”- Bumpshack.com

Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she
would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop
party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground.
All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be
the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between
Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully,
Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is
truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in
the end what usually happens with child stars.”- AllieIsWired.com

Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say
though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were
anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was
out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their
lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude
and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He
needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much
needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him
that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s
parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the
past two weeks.”- Celebrity Smack

Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed,
but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was
never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of
the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the
Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no
different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining
Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and
over-produced it was.”- Bumpshack.com

Brandon Davis-”This guy is much like Hooker
Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy
thinks he is such hot shit. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too
much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he
must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully
would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she
will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well.
Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at
Davis even further below the belt.”- Celebrity
Smack

Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all
love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta
husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then
claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever
thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children
she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute
and adorable.”- AllieIsWired.com

Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got
herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish
choices and dumb ass moves…all her promotional grubbing…the
wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and
finally being a pussy by running in the other direction from Rosie
O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara
Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when &
where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would
want to deal with her?”- PopBytes.com

Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for
attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She
then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer
only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering
her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica
has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women
usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica
blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only
want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.”- Gone
Hollywood

Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk
24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines
now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre
acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that
she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be
able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she
continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been
the begining of the end of a once promising career.”- Hot Momma
Drama

Michael Jackson- “Need I say more”- Nosy
Snoop

Contributors: Bumpshack, Allie is
Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone
Hollywood, Pink Meat
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Celebrity Styling Heads

Spicy — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:09:00 +0000

Remember as a little girl how we loved those wonderful head-on-a-platter styling heads?

We could do their makeup and hair and make them look pretty..even though they had no bodies. Then as we became teenagers we dyed their hair, gave them mohawks and threw them from tall buildings. Well, at least I did.

Here are some modern day ’styling heads’ that I think may have been inspired by celebrities. Here take a look for yourself..

The Star Jones head.
Complete with chest scar and bag of excess skin.

The Denise Richards head.
Comes with a knife so you can stab all of your friends in the back.

The Mischa Barton head.
This head is well equipped with tampons..you know, just in case you wear the ‘white pants’ on the ‘wrong day’!

Ahh..the Paris Hilton head.
Prescribed bottle of penicillin and lazy eye included.

The Janet Jackson head.
Complete with surprised eyes and inflatable cheeks.

And finally the Posh Spice head.
This head comes with a stick to shove up her ass.

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Star Jones’ Frankenchest

Spicy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:58:00 +0000

Franken-this franken-that!

After Tara’s frankenipple, I just had to post Star Jones’ frankenchest. Star, you need a bigger fucking medallion on! Omg, bitch is atrocious!

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Good Tip, Bad Tip

Spicy — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:25:00 +0000

According to the NY Post’s Page Six, in Hollywood there are good tippers and total cheap asses.

One of the most generous tipsters is said to be Jaime Foxx. Other well known tippers are Natalie Portman, Howard Stern, and Bill Murray.

The tight wad team includes Kate Capshaw (Steven Spielberg’s wife), Tiger Woods, Star Jones and Usher.