It’s been awhile since we have heard from Jackass star Steve-O, and last time we did he was in rehab for extreme cocaine use.

Steve was so bad that his buddies forced him to check into a hospital, fearful for his life.

That was nine months ago, and he claims to have been sober ever since. So what’s in store for Steve?

Would you believe ‘Dancing with the Stars’?

TMZ is reporting that he has verbally agreed to take part in the show next season. He’s even auditioned.

It won’t be known for some time if he makes the cut, but he is definitely in the running!

I still can’t believe the guy is clean. He was so messed up, you could probably drive a car through the hole in his septum!

According to Steve-O, the above video was filmed when he was “under the influence of a very dangerous amount of drugs.”

Steve-O’s latest blog will leave you scratching your head.

The Jackass star was admitted to a psychiatric hospital last week after friends forced him to get treatment after spiraling dangerously out of control. He posted the following on his MySpace blog:

Just When You Thought This Week Couldn’t Get Wilder

I have very frequently expressed that I look up, very much, to Ozzy Osbourne, because of the fact that I feel he was “deliberately misunderstood.” I believe that it is endlessly interesting how I perceive the “Price of Darkness” to have “seen the light.” Ozzy’s first album, “Blizzard of Oz” is an absolute masterpiece, in my opinion. If you ask me, all answers to religious questions can be found in the lyrics to the song “I Don’t Know,” from that very album. The insight of Ozzy Osbourne is immeasurable, the way I see it. I, also, strive to be misunderstood.

I have been on a spiritual mission and, gradually, have come to realize that I have a deeper agenda in this life than to make people giggle at my random acts of silliness, such as breaking bones and shoving things up my butt. There is more to me than the act of scrotum-stapling. Believe it or not, the only “A” I got during my brief stint as a student at University of Miami was in Philosophy. The Greek philosophers, Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates, all predated the birth of Jesus Christ by over five hundred years and established that matter does not exist (barring our perception of it) and that we are all nothing more than the imaginations of ourselves. With a proper understanding of this reality, it is possible to imagine dimensions beyond the three in which we feel trapped. Before being committed to the “funny farm” I only contemplated the 4th and 5th dimensions. My idea of the 4th dimension was of a place where Time is not linear and everyone is confronted by the actions of themselves and everyone else-good and bad. In the 4th dimension, I pictured every cheating wife/husband joining in witnessing their infidelity with their spouse, everyone bearing witness to every selfish act ever committed and every selfless act as well. With this in mind, I had pictured the 5th dimension to be something of a “VIP room.” It turns out that there is no such thing as coincidence (”That is for damn sure…” -NLR) and I came to this psychiatric ward to find out (from fellow pescetarian, NLR) that “The Agenda” is “deep.” There are, actually, no less than nine dimensions. Of course, I don’t want to get too heavy with “dimension talk.” For those of you that are interested in hearing from entities that exist in
other dimension, I present you with the word: “Pleiadians.”

For those of you who want to hear a filthy rap song I recorded with Big Regg after I forgot to teach him how to juggle, here you go:

“The Gutter Lane”
http://www.ballbagmedia.com/mp3/GuttaLane.mp3

Also, keep in mind, there is PLENTY more footage from that day (when I woke up behind bars) and it includes another awesome brush with the law that I still can’t believe.

I Love You All,
Steve-O

In another blog posted just before the one above, Steve says that he has destroyed both his mind and body from heavy narcotic use.

“So far, I’ve figured out that I did a great deal of damage to my brain by abusing drugs and, now that they’ve all worn off, I’m facing the consequences.”

It looks like the road ahead will be a long one for Steve.

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It’s being reported that Steve-O is currently on suicide watch at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after threatening to kill himself.

He was drug tested before being checked into the Thalians Mental Health Center which specializes in crisis intervention. He was originally put on a 72-hour hold but that has since been extended to 14 days.

A source told Star magazine, “Steve is stabilized on meds at this point. He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body.”

A family member says Steve is extremely bipolar and has not been treated for the condition.

“Right now he’s in his extreme mania,” the family member said. “His concerned friends and family are hoping he’ll seek treatment. He doesn’t need jail, he needs therapy. We’re just really hoping that this will be the wake-up call that gets him back to himself.”

Last weekend Steve supposedly e-mailed suicide notes a bunch of people saying he was heartbroken. A female friend and a bodyguard were kind enough to take him to the hospital Sunday, but when they got there Steve freaked out.

“Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”

Cocaine and mental health problems do not compliment each other. Steve needs to grow up. He’s been a party boy long for far too long now, it makes me wonder if he will be strong enough to pull his shit together? Or is it too late?

Update: Steve-O has also been charged with felony possession of cocaine stemming from his March 3rd arrest.

Shocking.

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Steve-O is getting his revenge on ex-Kat Von D via his MySpace page.

Steve posted a blog entry on his MySpace today titled, “Kat Von D’s Lies Catch Up To Her…” And in it he basically calls her out for not admitting that she wrote a note to her former boss, Ami James, (of ‘Miami Ink’) on a publicity photo of herself, calling him a ‘jewbag’ and saying he should, ‘burn in hell’. Chris Garver (also of ‘Miami Ink’) says she specifically handed it to him to give to Ami.

Since the photo has been released to the public Kat has vehemently denied anything to do with the picture. Steve obviously knows she did it and is disgusted that she is going to deny it to the bitter end. So he decided to not only call her a liar publicly, but also divulge the fact that she slept with numerous guys while she was still married.

Steve-O To Kat: Were you really saying that you wanted off my list? And why’d you delete Orbi and make Nikki such a big deal?

Changing your e-mail address will only serve to admit guilt and shame of your anti-semetic accusations. Nobody on Earth thinks Garver is a liar, if you want out of this situation, you have to make good with Garver– for He is the only man that can clear your name. Sueing won’t help you either– you must prosecute in the court of public opinion, with Garver as your witness… Or…

Let me try to finish “cleaning out my closet”– I travelled to roughly sixteen countries with Carolla, and got him laid in just about every one of them. He is not a Good person, but, he is not a liar, either. You fucked Carolla (when you were married), isn’t that right, Carolla? People who lie get punished, in mysterious ways…

Kat: steve, just got your texts. I can’t believe you’d say some of that stuff. Nice knowin you.

Steve-O: At least I’m not a liar. Good luck with doing more of that. Liar.

Don’t bother crying to Nikki over the fact that I’m honest. He doesn’t like liars either, and your panties get to easily twisted up in a bitchy, mad-for-no-reason bunch for you to last so much as three weeks with him.

Kat; wrong you. Nikki is a friend. That’s it. Please stop texting me these mean messages.

Steve-O: Sorry for my poor grammar. I had to clean out my closet. Why’d you delete Orbi. Why’d you let your publicist go to the tabloids with “kat dumps steve-o” (only for you to wind up with “steve-o dumped by tattoo artist), why’d you sweep that hate message under the rug for eight months instead of get GOOD press out of SQUASHING IT IF YOU DIDN’T WRITE IT?

Kat: Dude. Enough of this bullshit. My publicist did NOT say anything about our break up. They got that shit from someone on YOUR end. Don’t put that shit on me. I was the one that wanted to keep everything private. And you know that! I’m not gonna take blame for shit I didn’t do. NOW, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

Steve-O: I don’t have a publicist. And nobody on my end would fuck with me like that. My advice is to ask Garver to pull your career out of the fire. He’s the only one who can, and he’s not a liar. Good luck. Game over.

Kat; and ps. My career is not on fire.

Steve-O: Right, it’s not “on fire”, it’s “cooling down” quick…

Kat: STOP TEXTING ME.

Steve-O: Two words. DANNY WAY…

Nowhere in that correspondence did Kat deny that she did, in fact, write that hateful message, and hand it,
herself, to Chris Garver. She cheated on her husband with me, Bam, Carolla, Ville Vallo, my friend, Bryan Gillooly, and God-only-knows who else. And she’s on record lying about alot of things. I don’t care, I’ve moved on now. I’m a happily married Family Man….

Source: Steve-O’s MySpace Blog

Angelina Jolie can’t stand Jackass star Steve-O, and thinks he’s a bad influence on her man.

Brad Pitt has befriended the wild and sometimes out of control stunt nut, and Jolie isn’t too happy about it.

It was rumored that Brad quit smoking cigarettes after Jolie hounded him, and as many of you know, Brad has been known to dabble in a little reefer every now and then. Steve-O is a well known pothead, and admits he smokes it often.

Jolie doesn’t like Steve and Brad being friends and worries that Brad may pick up old bad habits once again.

A source tells Star magazine, “He still smokes. He sneaks cigs behind Angie’s back.”

The informant added that at the Cannes Film Festival last May, Brad stayed outside, smoking and drinking. He looked as though he was savoring his cigarette, like he’d never have another one.

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Steve-O says, “Abuse yourself all you want, just leave animals out of it. Don’t wear fur.”

Check out what else Steve-O had to say in this video from the photo shoot here.

Steve-O says that Lindsay Lohan is was such a coke whore that she actually stole a bag of cocaine from him once.

He says that Lohan left her wallet at his place and she came back to retrieve it. She got her wallet, and snatched the bag of Steve-O’s ‘boog suge’ at the same time!

Left her wallet there, my ass! She probably just said that because she knew there was blow there and she could whore it all up herself if she went and snagged it.

Steve-O adds that he has proof that she was there because she had to sign a release for a DVD he was filming at the time. I don’t know how that proves anything, but it’s not like anyone is going to doubt his story!

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In Other Blowhan News:

Dina Lohan says Lindsay’s staying in rehab (EBG)

According to this MySpace bulletin he posted about a half an hour ago, he is spending it at doctors appointments!

“I always spend the Holidays with my family, except for this one wild Christmas in Denmark when my girlfriend’s Mom found me naked in a pool of pee on the floor with a candle melted to my head. I’m happy to say that I’ve been much more productive this year. Lately, family has been incredibly concerned about my health, and the negative impact my lifestyle has had on it. Out of love for my family, I agreed to go to any and all doctor’s appointments they scheduled for me. Over the course of the last week, I’ve visited a

general practiononer, gastrointerologist, a cardiologist, and a new dentist. I’ve subjected myself to all kinds of medical scrutiny (echo-cardiogram, endoscopy, periodontal evaluation, etc.) and, across the boards, the doctors have been telling me that I’m in fantastic health. I feel great, my teeth are squeaky clean, and my Dad and I have also been hard at work on setting up my Internet store to accomodate international and US fans alike. Stay tuned, check me out on the cover of this bitchin magazine, and get ready for an explosive 2007! Happy Holidays!

Steve-O

P.S. All I want for Christmas is for every last one of you to check out my killer website: www.steveo.com Thanks!”

This reminds me, I have to write up the review for ‘Jackass 2′ . I’m not really sure to begin..it’s MUCH gnarlier than ‘Jackass 1′!

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