David at PrettyontheOutside.com just happened to stumble upon one of Tara Reid’s ‘amended’ business cards.

Heh.

The New York Post is reporting that Tara Reid isn’t worth what she used to be. In fact, she’s worth about a tenth of what she thinks she is.

“It costs less and less to land Tara Reid these days. The blond uber-bimbo, who’s been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs. But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite.”

Dude, that’s about the cost of a high-rolling Vegas hooker! Maybe she’ll start doing bachelor parties and shit next. She should start hanging out with Paris Hilton and partying her pickled ass off in Hollywood again. I assure you she would make well over $25K per appearance if she did that. No one is interested in the more mellow, post Franken-boob era of Tara.

A reality show must be coming shortly. Oh snap, she already did that. Hmmm…a sex tape maybe? That, or she’s going to have to land herself a man who has some clout in Hollywood, because she surely isn’t going improve her career with her acting skills!

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Tara Reid’s looking a little hairy these days.

The closeup shot of her face is scary. Her head is like a big ol’ peach! Other than that I will say that her boobs are looking a trillion times better than they used to. No more grapefruits hanging in wet tube socks. Gawd, that last pair were awful..

“I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never.

But when I’m not working, why shouldn’t I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage? I was a party girl, but I played by the rules.”

-Tara Reid doesn’t let partying affect her professional life

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Wow, we haven’t seen party girl Tara Reid out in ages. She must have been serious about changing her reputation.

Tara is looking pretty good I must say. At least she finally got rid of her Britney hair extensions and jean minis. She’s certainly not as interesting when she’s sober though. Heh.

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Tara Reid’s a bathing beauty (POTO)

Throw a pink haired Olsen twin in there and you’d have a trifecta (HC)

Jessica Alba nose job (ABH)

Paula Abdul on her boy toy (ASL)

Lindsay Lohan’s ridiculous ankle bracelet (CDL)

Nicole Richie may need Maury Povich’s help! (DL)

Eating Taco Bell gives you wonky eye syndrome (EBG)

More Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston drama (PB)

More of Harriet Carter’s ridiculous products (IBBB)

Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt (JBCD)

More proof Paris has changed (CWS)

Ben Affleck and baby Violet (DS)

Pamela Anderson busting out all over (DSF)

Britney Spears and mom had a slap fight (TB)

Katie Price and Peter Andre name baby girl, ‘Bunny’. No really.. (POTP)

Harajuku sue (GS)

Remember Amy Winehouse is only 23 or something (JIYH)

Victoria Beckham has yet to learn California casual (JCC)

Christopher Walken looking old (DH)

Rosario Dawson licks underwear (CR)

I asked you earlier today whose overly tanned, Florida grandma feet you thought these were.

Aubrey was the first to get it correct with ‘Tara Reid’!

This is Tara last night at People’s post Grammy party.

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