Last month we told you about Kate Moss losing a hair extension on the red carpet after a long night out.

The German photographer who landed the tuft of hair has decided to throw it on eBay because, you know, he’s probably done having fun with it.

Check the auction here.

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Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes

The list of celebrities who have sex tapes is getting longer and longer these days. Now you can add Verne Troyer to that list.

I don’t think I can top how TMZ described the tape . . “like a natural childbirth in reverse.”

Ha!

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.

Amy Winehouse continues aging before our very eyes.

Her skin isn’t clearing up, it’s still getting worse. Not only is it broke out in disgusting sores, it’s aging like mad!

Is that the Virgin Mary I see in Amy’s skin? Or is it the state of Illinois? Damn, is bitch shooting up in her face, or what?

Before long, Amy is going to look like she is 50 years old - more than twice her age. Just give it a year or two. If she actually makes it that long.

Amy’s following in the footsteps of these hot junkie bitches!

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Amy Winehouse’s skin condition seems to be getting worse and as you can see in this pic, it’s not pretty!

Nothing much has changed with Amy in recent days.  She doesn’t seem to be embarrassed by her skin.  She is still out until 4am every night getting loaded.  I wouldn’t leave the damn house!

Amy still can’t seem to manage to make her appointments to see Blake Incarcerated.  In fact, she arrived late again this weekend and missed another meeting with her rotten-mouth husband.  Then she cried in the cab on the way home and lashed out at paparazzi once she got there.

Her downward spiral continues as she gets more and more sickly.  How long will her skeletal malnourished frame be able to put up with the abuse?

Adnan Ghalib, the photographer who leeched onto Britney Spears during the midst of her apparent breakdown, claims to have a sex tape with the pop star and is shopping around for the highest bidder.

Of course he is. Like this is some sort of surprise? We all knew he was using her, and Britney was just dumb, or ill, enough to let him.

The tape is reportedly over two hours long and contains about 20 minutes of actual sex, the rest is stripping and foreplay. Britney wears her infamous pink wig throughout the film and strips down to nothing.  When Adnan asks her to remove the wig Britney says, “Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.”

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

The tape was supposedly filmed while the two ran off to Mexico back in January.

You know, it’s actually surprising that a Britney sex tape has never been leaked. Yeah, we have all seen her famous clamato, but not in action. I’m still surprised Federline never stooped to that level and leaked a tape. I guess he didn’t have to though, he just knocked her up instead. The ultimate meal ticket for the celebrity parasite. I hope this rumor isn’t true though, because just the thought of Brit and Adnan doing the nasty is enough for me to hurl…let alone watching it. And yes, if it is real, I’ll have to watch it. Dammit.

Heh.

It seems people will try to call anything art!

A group of Germans are trying to expand the the boundaries of what is considered art by opening a head lice living exhibit in an Israeli museum. The young artists are hosting the nasty parasites for an entire three weeks! GAH! My skin is crawling at the thought of it! I guess we should be happy it’s not a pubic hair crab exhibition!

This story is just a little frightening. In fact, you’ll probably be repulsed.

British skin slut, Alicia Douvall, a supposed former ‘glamor model’, professional groupie, and cosmetic surgery queen, has a 12-year-old daughter who wants to be just like her.

Douvall, who has had over 50 cosmetic surgery procedures, (including 12 breast surgeries) and is known for her nipple slips and rendezvous’s with celebrities (Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Diddy), has set precedence for her daughter Georgia’s future behavior.

Little Georgia turned 13 recently, and for her birthday she asked her mother for three things. Alicia told Closer magazine, “Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job.”

She adds, “I was surprised because I didn’t know she was worried about her flat chest. She’s such a quiet girl, she doesn’t say a lot.”

Oh, but when she does. Heh. You know what they say about the quiet ones..

Alicia says appearance has always been important in her family. “My mum always taught me to take care of my appearance and that’s all I’ve taught Georgia. Surgery’s just the modern-day next level.”

Too bad they can’t operate on those feet.

Proving how completely f*cking delusional this woman is, she says she is going to make Geogia ‘wait’ until she is 16-years-old before getting implants. Way to hold out.

She says, “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career. She’s been at a modeling agency since she was about six. She’ll be more famous than Britney!”

Georgia has seen her mother undergo so many changes that she thinks it’s completely normal. She also thinks surgery is the perfect remedy for un-perfect parts.

“I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it’s normal to have surgery if something’s not quite right.”

But it doesn’t end there. The little girl wants to be a lingerie model and her mother supports her. In fact, so much so, that Alicia has changed her daughter’s name to a catchier, flashier one. You know, something stage friendly, like a porn star.

Georgia now goes by the name of ‘Destiny‘.

She says, “I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer’s name. But she never much liked Georgia, so we decided to change it.”

Little Georgia seemingly oblivious to all the fuss simply says, “I don’t mind which one I’m called. It was Mum’s idea.”

Perez Hilton told Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview that he kissed John Mayer…with tongue!

(I guess this story is a couple days old, but somehow I missed it!)

Perez says that he thinks Mayer is struggling with his sexuality and insists that he is bisexual. “He is definitely bi,” Hilton said.

The make-out session took place at NYC nightclub Stereo last year.

Hilton describes the encounter, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue. I thought he was messing with me. Then he kept going and going.”

He added that Mayer’s girlfriend at the time, Jessica Simpson, didn’t mind that the two men were enjoying themselves. He adds, “While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch.”

Mayer’s publicist is denying all allegations.

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Ok, none of us could believe it when Spencer Pratt landed a gig on Radar.com as an advice columnist, but it’s true, he has, and his first column has arrived.

The first dilemma he has to solve is pretty funny and disgusting at the same time. In fact, it’s a real pisser. Check it out.

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?

Oh my gawd. Talk about embarrassing, bitch should do nothing short of moving to another state. Here’s Spencer’s advice:

Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

The guy is NOT going to understand. She says she just started dating him, she should consider that date her last. And what the hell, taking off before he wakes up and leaving him sleeping in a piss stained bed? Sorry about your luck sweetheart, but everyone this guy knows is going to know that you pissed his bed. Sorry about your luck!

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