Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned to Hef, to get his side of the story.

Hef tells E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

He goes on to explain that the relationship took a turn for the worse six months ago after he found out he was unable to have a child with Madison.

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible. I was willing but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Whether it’s all a big publicity ploy, or Hugh really was in the dark about his failed relationship, he wasted no time finding a couple of new blonde bedroom buddies. Twins, in fact.

19-year-old sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are very eager to take the place of Holly and Kendra Hendrickson, who is also leaving the mansion “by the end of the year,” according to Hef.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” he says.

Not only does he have more than a handful with the two sisters, he also has another young girl, a college senior from Georgia, Amy Leigh Andrews, who is willing to do anything to become part of the action as well.

“She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.” With a coy smile adds, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”

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Trainwreck junkie Amy Winehouse won’t be getting any freebies or loans from fashion bigwigs anytime soon.

Amy recently borrowed nearly $50,000 in Harvey Nichols dresses and returned them splattered in vomit to the dismay of the fashion bosses.

Disgusted, they decided to charge Amy for the gowns which were made of silk and satin.

But not only were the upscale dresses adorned with her puke, by the time she got around to returning them her splatters had grown green fuzzy mold!

A source explains,

“Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

Amy is so wrapped up in being a marathon druggie that she can’t even function anymore.  I’m surprised all that was on the dress was vomit.  There could have been a whole lot more where that was coming from!

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It’s true. TWICE already this week I have caught her sporting hairy pits!

The first time was on Monday when I posted pics of Paris and sister Nicky at Lavo’s grand opening in Vegas last weekend.  I didn’t have a HQ pic that time so I wasn’t sure if I was seeing hairs or not. But now I know, her pits were indeed hairy.

This time I do have a UHQ pic, and you can clearly see the stubble on Princess Perfect’s armpits.  And to think, she didn’t even take the time to shave her pits for this photoshoot!  (snapped at Thompson Beverly Hills hotel)

Dirty bitch!

We haven’t seen the catwoman, Jocelyn Wildenstein out in quite awhile so it was shocking to see some fresh new photos of her this morning.

In case this is your first time seeing Jocelyn, which I doubt it is, she had millions of dollars worth of surgery years ago, altering her face to make it appear ‘feline’.

More like, freakish!  Eric Stoltz in ‘Mask’, anybody?

Jocelyn did this in a desperate attempt to save her failing marriage to late ex-husband billionaire Alec Wildenstein, who loved cats. He apparently screamed his ass off when he saw her new appearance.

Poor thing. The things we do for men! Gah.

Oh well, things didn’t exactly turn out too badly. She’s got herself a man these days, a surprisingly handsome one, and for 62 years-old, her body is looking pretty fabulous.

You have to wonder if she regrets doing what she did. She is rarely seen in public anymore and doesn’t do interviews (despite the ‘fake’ one floating around the net). I’m sure her face frightens children and adults alike, and that can’t exactly make you feel beautiful..

A pair of Michael Jackson’s unwashed grinders will go up for sale on eBay tomorrow with a reserve price of $1 million dollars.

The underwear,  size-28 Calvin Klein tighty-whities, were confiscated in 2003 by the Santa Barabara DA who was after a DNA sample of Jackson’s to use as evidence in the child molestation case against the King of Pop.

The underwear will be sent to the winner in an evidence bag sealed with police tape.

The owner of the briefs, New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, obtained the underwear and other Jackson items in a bankruptcy case.

Also being auctioned off is a handwritten annulment from ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley and a used tube of skin-bleaching cream.

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Not only is Shauna Sand trashier than anyone I can think of in Hollywood, (and that’s saying something!) she’s also dumber than a bag of rocks.

Check out her and her slutty friend who dress up in lingerie before heading out to a party at the Playboy mansion. Along the way they make sure they are spotted by all the cameras…

Ex-husband and man slut Lorenzo Lamas also has a lovely little cameo in this video.

I can’t believe those two ever broke up. They are a match made in heaven!

We all love getting a nice pedicure, especially in the summertime, right?

Ok, but have you heard of fish pedicures?

Fish pedicures are all the rage at a northern Virginia spa, where customers immerse their feet into a pool of water that is filled with tiny fish that eat the dead skin off your feet.

Although gross to some, the fish have proven to be a more sanitary way of removing dead skin and calluses than traditional razors. Also, more effective.

John Ho, owner of Yvonne Hair and Nails, says, “This is a good treatment for everyone who likes to have nice feet.”

The toothless fish are called garra rufa but are better known as doctor fish. They were first used in Turkey and are popular in some Asian countries.

Tracy Roberts, 33, of Rockville, Md., tried it and said it was “the best pedicure I ever had. I’d been an athlete all my life, so I’ve always had calluses on my feet. This was the first time somebody got rid of my calluses completely,” she said.

KaNin Reese, 32, of Washington, described the feeling of the fish pedicure, “It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep.”

The treatment costs $35 for 15 minutes and $50 for 30 minutes.

After trying a communal pool, the state stepped in and required individual tanks in which the water is changed for each customer. Before changing to individual tanks the fish would flock to the feet the person with the most dead skin on their feet.

“It would sometimes be embarrassing for them but it was also really hilarious,” Ho said.