It looks like the cotton rocket got his 15 seconds of fame. That bloody little bastard…
But on the contrary, I do like kids. I’ve just never felt the desire to give birth and to be responsible for another human being. Or to go through the actual birthing process.
To me, mothers are a completely different species than I. I look at them and wonder how they do it. I admire their selflessness and patience. But I also appreciate my sleep and my freedom.
So back to the other species thing..
Being as I am not familiar with giving birth or having babies, I found it shocking and a little gross that some mothers will consume their baby’s placenta after giving birth in hopes of warding off postpartum depression and contracting their uterus. I have heard of planting the placenta under a tree, like Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves did, but eating it? Unfathomable in my book.
Chrissy Schilling gave birth this past weekend and she and her twin sister decided they would eat the placenta. Chrissy seemed in awe that her body made this organ on it’s own and she said she did not want it to go to waste.
So after her late night birth her sister froze it and two nights later they had a placenta feast.
They cleaned it, chopped it and cooked it up. They made a placenta sandwich and placenta pasta. Then they took pics and shared them with friends on Facebook.
Chrissy claims that “a belly full of placenta” helped her dizzy spells go away and cured a myriad of other physical ailments she was having. She also claims it has boosted her spirits and given her strength.
So, my question to you is, would you eat your baby’s placenta?
I think this has the makings of a really good Stephen King novel. Heh.
Read more about the joyous placenta eater here.
The heiress is single-handedly keeping them in business!
New boyfriend Doug Reinhardt was spotted this weekend rockin’ a fresh cold sore on his lip.
Reinhardt’s camp says it’s simply a cut lip, stemming from the Miami bar fight last weekend, but I’m not buying it. If it was so, it would be a scab by now, right?
Anyhow, the thing probably erupted late last week and they made up the whole story about the fight just to cover for the herpes lip.
I’m just sayin’…
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Paris Hilton and new slimy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are wasting no time swapping body fluids.
The two attended Whitney Port’s birthday at the My House nightclub, an event also attended by Doug’s recent ex, Amanda Bynes.
After leaving, the couple piled in the car and started making out. I think this guy is a lot like Paris. He obviously only wants to stick his peen into her. If he respected her he wouldn’t cram his eager beaver tongue down her throat while the paparazzi cameras flashed.
And if she respected herself, she wouldn’t let him.
It’s not that I am against a little PDA, it’s just that Paris claims she wants to be taken seriously and says she isn’t a whore. But she has yet to prove herself.
Now go enjoy your lunch! Heh.
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Gossip website TMZ says they have “absolute confirmation from multiple sources” that such a video exists.
The price tag? We don’t know the exact number, but it is supposedly in the seven figures!
Gulp.
If you saw the pictures of OctoMom’s bare, stretched to the hilt stomach that were snapped at the height of her pregnancy, you can believe it’s not going to be a pretty sight. In fact, it’s going to be outright foul! No one wants to see that mangled and massacred vajayjay!
Nadya has no self-respect. Those poor kids will have a mom that never works and relies on selling the family like they did back in the days of the traveling freakshow. There’s really no difference, just the platform on which it’s done.
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She has 6,005 of them and acquired over 1,300 of them in the past nine years. After capturing the record in 2000 with only 462 piercings, she wanted to take it to another level so she continued getting pierced.
Davidson, who is Brazilian born but currently resides in Edinburgh, Scotland, said, “To break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record. My family [doesn't] even like tattoos or piercings. But I am happy. I decided to change myself and be me.”
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For the second time in two months she is seen wearing a sheer top with no bra underneath. I guess you could give her kudos fo being daring and confident, but still, ew gross!
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