Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes
The list of celebrities who have sex tapes is getting longer and longer these days. Now you can add Verne Troyer to that list.
I don’t think I can top how TMZ described the tape . . “like a natural childbirth in reverse.”
Ha!
A jury has found R. Kelly not guilty of fourteen counts of child pornography.
Kelly - who has long been rumored to be sexually “into” young girls - has denied that it is him in the video with the 13-year-old girl, six years ago. The victim also denied it was her in the film even though numerous witnesses claim that both Kelly and the victim were indeed the ones in the footage.
Unbelievable.
Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s bitching and moaning about solitary confinement seems to have paid off for him.
Hogan’s legal team requested earlier in the week that he be let out of seclusion and into house arrest with his mother, but that request was denied by a judge.
Instead, Hogan has been moved into to a cell with three other juveniles. The sheriff’s office says it was a “result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,” not because of Nick couldn’t handle solitary confinement.
Uh-huh. Maybe money really can buy ‘happiness’.
Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s attorneys requested that the courts allow him to be released from solitary confinement in which he spends 16-17 hours a day.
They’re playing the cruel and unusual punishment card.
“Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement,” his attorneys claim in court papers.
Nick’s legal team is trying to persuade the courts that Nick is being subjected to “substantial amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile.” Court documents go on to say that Nick’s sentence, “is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence.”
His attorneys want him to be transfered to either home confinement or to be released to the minimum security area in the jail, which apparently “is not equipped for juveniles.”
That sounds like one hell of a gamble to me. You can be assured that the legal team is trying to get him back home, but what if he gets minimum security instead? Wouldn’t he be at risk?
Probably not, now that I think about it. People in jail are generally morons, and they tend to get star struck too. Now if he was a sexual predator that would be out of the question. Instead, he merely caused his best friend’s head to get dented in like a dollar store Barbie. Apparently not worthy of solitary confinement.
UPDATE: TMZ just obtained court documents [PDF file] stating Bollea’s defenses in this case.
Nick’s family blame everyone under the sun, except Nick, for the accident. In Nick’s defense, attorneys claim that John, a legal adult, could have opted to not enter the vehicle if he thought Nick was driving unsafe. For the same reason they say he had multiple opportunities to exit the vehicle at one of many street lights they encountered. Also, John chose to not wear a seatbelt and that if he had, he wouldn’t have sustained injuries to the extent that he did.
Lastly, they go onto say that the driver of the other vehicle, also an adult, should have equal responsibility as Nick in this case.
The one thing they state over and over is that Nick is a minor and that any actions he may have taken should have been supervised by John and the other driver. So basically, it’s their faults for allowing him to drive like a moron.
Hardly shocking.
Hulk Hogan is all set to rescue his little boy after the spoiled sh*t gets out of jail.
You see, the Hogans are doing everything in their power to restore the family’s reputation, especially Nick’s. And they are doing it the only way they know how - with a new reality show, of course!
It seems daddy Hulk is working on a show starring his assh*le son that’s sole purpose is to create the impression that Nick is a changed man. Yeah, f*ck remorse! Let’s figure out a way to pretend like you’re a good guy!
In the video below, TMZ obtained a recorded phone call between Nick and Hulk that you have to take a listen to. You hear Nick tell his dad the basis of the show,
“It’ll be real-ality - how I’m recovering after this - celebrity outta jail.”
-Nick Hogan
Oh no he didn’t! How he is recovering? What about John?!
(Update: This is what John looks like today. If you didn’t already hate Nick enough, you will now.)
Hulk talks about producing the show and promises not to screw Nick over money-wise. He even tells Nick he will make him the owner of the show. Hulk suggests the title, “The New Nick”. Nick sounds anxious to start work the minute he steps out of the clink. Which isn’t surprising as he has a lot of cleanup work to do.
This family will stop at nothing! Sadly, Nick hasn’t learned a damn thing from all of this, thanks to his father, who refuses to teach him the rights and wrongs in life. Unfortunately jail can’t do that for him.
[Video courtesy of TMZ]
Adnan Ghalib, the photographer who leeched onto Britney Spears during the midst of her apparent breakdown, claims to have a sex tape with the pop star and is shopping around for the highest bidder.
Of course he is. Like this is some sort of surprise? We all knew he was using her, and Britney was just dumb, or ill, enough to let him.
The tape is reportedly over two hours long and contains about 20 minutes of actual sex, the rest is stripping and foreplay. Britney wears her infamous pink wig throughout the film and strips down to nothing. When Adnan asks her to remove the wig Britney says, “Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.”
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
The tape was supposedly filmed while the two ran off to Mexico back in January.
You know, it’s actually surprising that a Britney sex tape has never been leaked. Yeah, we have all seen her famous clamato, but not in action. I’m still surprised Federline never stooped to that level and leaked a tape. I guess he didn’t have to though, he just knocked her up instead. The ultimate meal ticket for the celebrity parasite. I hope this rumor isn’t true though, because just the thought of Brit and Adnan doing the nasty is enough for me to hurl…let alone watching it. And yes, if it is real, I’ll have to watch it. Dammit.
Heh.
Unbelievable, I know.
Dina Lohan received the Mother of the Year award from Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization who must have known the publicity they would garner from such a stunt. Not that anyone will ever take them seriously after this.
Check out this video of Dina graciously accepting the award that she will probably end up chalking up lines on later..
[TMZ]
