Tila on Ustream

Tila Tequila went off on a massively long and CA-RAZY rant Wednesday on her UStream and oh my gosh, what I would give to have seen it!

According to those who did, Tila ranted about all sorts of crap as she stripped down to her birthday suit, even exposing her tampon string! She was out of it and seemed high – or totally wasted on something. Oh lawd, this girl is a MESS! According to TMZ, she even said that she was an angel who was going to save the world with her “army.”  Egad girlfriend, get OVER your skanky self. The rest of us have..

Of course Tila had to take stabs at ex-boyfriend, Shawne Merriman, while broadcasting her naked self in front of everyone. She called him a woman beater and drug his name through the mud – again.

Although in the beginning I wasn’t sure who to believe, I’m starting to think that SHE is the insane one. I never want to just assume that someone lied about being assaulted, but damn, I don’t know, this chick has some serious issues.

And GET THIS, Thursday TMZ caught up with her and asked her about her bizarre naked rant, and she blamed it on, of course, Shawne Merriman. She didn’t exactly say his name, but she said that she had “flashbacks” that caused her to flip out a little. Her attorney is now saying that she is suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. Heh. Uh huh.

What’s your opinion, Smackaholics, and did any of you see the broadcast? If so, DISH!!

Above: Tila Tequila’s Twitter confession

Tila Tequila’s case against San Diego Chargers’ Shawne Merriman has been rejeced by the San Diego District Attorney’s Office.

Tila claims Merriman forced her to stay at his apartment in the wee hours of September 6. She says he grabbed her forcefully, choked her and held her against her will. He disputes all claims and says that he was merely trying to keep her from drinking and driving. Tila struck back saying that she doesn’t even drink. She claimed she got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ because it was “ironic.”

It is also “ironic” that Tila was seen earlier in the evening drinking shots and cocktails by the staff of a club the couple was at. Another “ironic” thing is a recently posted Twitpic of hers that says: “Me getting Tipsy before going to the Chargers game”.

Then today we see Tila with bruises on her arms. Lots and lots of bruises. Of course these were never Twitpic’d even though she does everything via Twitter. Speaking of Twitter, she’s been on there smack talking the Chargers like a mad woman – like it’s their fault.

So again, after seeing the alleged “bruises” and her side of the story, the D.A. rejects her case. They said specifically:

“After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed.”

So now we are left to wonder . . . was Tila wasted that night? Did she have someone else inflict the bruising on her arms? If she is lying, why would she do such a thing? Attention? Revenge?

Watch the video of Tila flaunting her bruised arms here.

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Tila Tequila and Shawn Merriman the night of the fight

Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman had quite the blowout last weekend!

As the story goes, Tila and Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers went out Saturday night to Stingaree, a nightclub in San Diego. According to witnesses the couple seemed to be having a good time. Tila gave Shawne lapdances all night (as seen in the photo) and everything was just peachy. But then after returning to Merriman’s apartment something happened. Around 3:45 AM Shawne refused to let Tila leave his apartment.

Tila claims that Shawne would not let her leave his home. She says that he physically restrained her and choked her. But Shawne claims he merely wanted her to stay of the roads because she was drunk. Tila denies that she was intoxicated, saying that she is allergic to alcohol and never drinks because of it. She Tweeted: “I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ cuz the irony. I can’t drink.”

However, the owner of the nightclub she was at that night said that a number of his employees saw her drinking shots of tequila and vodka cocktails. Oops. So the “I can’t drink alcohol” thing is BS. So much for that story..

Merriman released the following statement to the press, insisting that he did not mean to harm Tila:

“On September 6, 2009, the San Diego Sheriff’s Department responded to a citizen’s complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (a.k.a. Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in, and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms. Nguyen, however, paramedics were called, and she was examined, but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California.”

So what exactly happened that night? Something happened for her to want to leave at 3:45 AM, drunk or not. Probably an argument that got a little heated, then when Tila went to storm out of there he tried to physically make her stay. But I doubt he was doing it because she was drunk. He was probably just pissed that she was leaving. He got rough, she got scared. I don’t think he choked her though, almost always when someone is choked marks are left on the neck. But there were NO visible injuries. That’s why I am not buying her story. The alcohol allergy story also shows you how credible she is…

Merriman was booked that night on suspicion of battery and false imprisonment, both of which are felonies, but no charges have been filed at this time.

Whose story do you believe?

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Tila Tequila might not be an A-lister, but she still gets her share of crazed fans.

One fan in particular has been stalking Tila.  Late last night, the stalker took it to another level by breaking into her home and posting frightening messages on her Twitter account.

The chilling Twitter updates started around 2:40 a.m. with the stalker posting that Tila was dead.

Post 1: “Tila Tequila is dead.”

Post 2: “I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Around 4:00 a.m., Tila recovered her account and immediately let her fans know that she was not dead and was in a safe place.

She posted:

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that.”

“Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”

“Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me…Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”

“Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is f***** up. I’m sad and shocked and bye…Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I’m staying at a friend’s house 2nite.”

Poor girl! Like her or not, that had to be terrifying! What sort of freak would do and say things like that? Yes, I would absolutely move out of there as well.  Putting the dog in the trunk of the car? That’s what would have really tore my heart out!

Hopefully, they find this freak before he gets the chance to do this again. Funny thing is,I  immediately thought of Perez Hilton because Tila has been tearing him a new one on Twitter, lately. She has seriously been campaigning for people to boycott his crappy, overrated site. Wouldn’t that be funny if he was the stalker? *Sigh* It would be too good to be true…

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Now that Tila Tequila is through with her reality show, A Shot at Love, MTV has some seriously skanky stripper shoes to fill.

Enter bisexual twin sisters Rikki and Vikki, otherwise known as the “Ikki Twins”.

The sisters are models who have appeared on calendars and in car magazines. They call themselves “The World’s Hottest Twins.”

The women will be the subjects of A Double Shot at Love, which premieres December 9th on MTV.

This should be the show’s theme song..

News of the World is reporting that Tila Tequila’s new girlfriend, Courtenay Semel, is actually the ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently Courtenay is miffed that Samantha won out in a lesbian love triangle that involved Lohan.  She is bitter because of all the media attention that Sam and Lindsay get. When she was with the actress Lohan insisted on keeping the relationship quiet.

Courtenay, 25, apparently told a friend,

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.  At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.  But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

The friend also says that Courtenay told her that Lindsay slept with a ton of guys to hide her lesbian tendencies, and did lots of drugs to help her cope with the pressures of her identity crisis.  She and Courtenay would do lines of coke all night long then head home and have sex.

But once Lindsay met Samantha in January ‘07, the relationship between Courtenay and Lindsay withered.

The friend explained, “Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship. She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’  Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.”

While Lindsay was in rehab both women visited her.

“By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too.”

Courtenay and Lindsay rented house together in Beverly Hills but the couple’s relationship continued to deteriorate.

“Lindsay brought men back,” the friend explained. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house.  The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up.”

Eventually Courtenay moved out, tired of competing with the men Lindsay was bringing home.  Even though she is now involved with MySpace quasi-celeb, Tila Tequila, her friend adds that she is hurt by media reports of Linds and Sam.

“Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha.  Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”

Tila Tequila managed to land the cover of Blender’s June issue and in it she dishes on her bisexuality.  She says that she believes all women are born bisexual.

Tila says in the interview, “Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. But when you’re that young you don’t think, ‘Oh, I’m having sex! I’m a lesbian!’ Still, I always knew. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.”

Tila says she never outed herself until her MTV reality show, A Shot at Love came out -so to speak -but she claims that she has always had the support of her friends and family.

“I think a lot has changed. It’s not the ’90s anymore. I think the gay community is a lot more accepted these days,” she added.

This is so very true. I had a great friend in the early 90s (Tom- where ARE you?!) who I was the very first person who he had told about being gay. Except for past lovers of course. I remember thinking how horrible that would be to have to hide who you were. Awhh…that was a great night. We were in B.C. and my car was towed, we were trippin’, and were pretty much broke. Gawd, I miss being 20. Heh.

Anyhow, Back to Tequila. A Beverly Hills psychologist, Leslie Seppinni, was asked about Tila’s comments and here is what she had to say..

“All women aren’t born bisexual; Tila seems to have a lack of self-esteem and is using that to justify her own sexuality. Americans love trainwrecks and the controversy over her sexuality, but she’s using this to defend her actions instead of saying that she’s gay. Tila should seek counsel to discover who she really is rather than swinging back and forth.”

The June issue of Blender hits shelves Tuesday.

This time as the show opens, (April 22nd/10PM) Tila Tequila has the contestants cage dance in two huge cages. Guys in one, girls in the other, of course.

There’s nothing like a bunch of attention whores stripping in a cage together all vying for the attention of the camera..

Oh, how I love reality shows, but they just keeping worse and worse!

Some, like A Shot at Love, are the new Jerry Springers. They’ll give anyone their own show these days and it seems only people with major issues get casted as contestants. Then they’re supplied with enough booze to take down a Yeti while living in a mansion full of cameras. Guaranteed trainwrecks!

A Shot at Love 2 premieres Tuesday April 22nd at 10 PM ET/PT.