Would Tila Tequila lie about being in first class? You bet!

Yes, more drama in Tila Tequila’s pathological lying, delusional world.

This time Tila (allegedly on her way to Australia) posted a Twitpic of herself on an airplane saying:

“Mama T in First class getting ready to take off! I’m sleepy as hell! Can’t wait to lay straight down! Woohoo!”

Ok, fine. Except the photo she posted shows her in coach!

This “news” was posted on ONTD (thank you, JJ!) along with a photo of actual first class seats:

BUT, the best part of what was posted on ONTD was a comment that was left on Tila’s blog supposedly by someone who went to school with her. He claims he is a Vietnamese male who grew up with Tila. He says that Tila cried rape and pregnancy MANY times throughout school and completely disgraced her family until they had to move away. Sadly, he also said that her parents were extremely kind people who finally had to turn their back on her because of all her lies. He also adds that Tila has done hard drugs since the age of 10. Here is what he wrote, word for word:

(Transcripted by cseresznie as written)

“I WENT TO HIGHSCHOOL WITH TILA: 02/06/2010 9:12 PM
HI everyone, MY name is Bian and I am viet…. I FINALLY had to write on here because we have all read this and want the world to KNOW the real TILA. TILA dropped out at the end of our 9th grade year because she was so hated by everyone in our school. By homecoming of our freshman year, TILA had already accussed 5 boys of rape, which was proven to be a lie, after she financially ruined their families. Her parents put her out after that because she destroyed their reputation and to VIETNAMESE people that is very important. Tila also had altleast 8 FAKE pregnancies and there were different fathers there as well. She accussed atleast 4 boys of being the father during 8th grade in the matter of a few months. She kept up this charade until her parents proved she wasnt pregnant. They brought her to school with the boys to the principle office and made her take a test which was negative. Tila was so embarrased she said that another girl forced her to do that to get back at that boyfriend. There was no other girl. Tila used to tell people she was going to buy them this for their birthday or for xmas all the time and never did. EVERYONE including the teachers knew she was a liar. TILA did cocaine and meth and marijuana from like 10 on. She was a geek, not popular because she lied so much. Tila would tell people that she knew these street kids who she was going to go to and have them hurt them. TILA messed them over and according to the newspaper, had gotten her house broke into and parents house nearly destroyed for stealing these peoples money and drugs. One time that beat the shit out of her for telling them she was going to goto the police. She told the police her dad hit her, but they never arrested him because of her history with them and the fact that he had been out of town for work. TILA tried all the time to tell people how bad her family was to her, but her mom and dad were nice people, very active in the community until tila disgraced them so bad that they had to move. They tried giving her everything they could and finally sent her to a juvie center to help her. When TILA go out she told everyone had she was in charge and was controlling gangs and areas. The police then arrested her summer of our sophomore year for prostitution and drugs. TILA was always a whore, getting STD’s and stuff. TILA had multiple personalities and was always thinking she was GOD.
WHAT WE ARE SAYING is TILA LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING, THERE IS NO TRUTH TO ANY OF HER PAST that she has created. TILA IS BROKE, she has called home and some of her old friends begging for money. NO ONE WILL GIVE HER A DIME. TILA IS A METH HEAD and has and will USE ANYONE she can. SHE THINKS that you people in HOLLYWOOD think she is famous and important. SHE was told over XMAS when we saw her that she was a joke to the world and a loser. She doesnt own her home, has no car, her drivers license is suspended that is why she doesnt drive and has a record for theft, drugs and solicitation. SOON all of these people she is saying she is representing will learn that she is a liar. She bragged about her phone sex line… SO RAZ is now doing phone sex for a paycheck. Joe Francis is the mastermind behind this and now that he has all his assests frozen, he hasnt been giving TILA any money and cant for a long time. IT WILL be very soon before the world finds out about TILA. ALSO, she told us IN DECEMBER that she WAS NOT PREGNANT, so there is no way she is now 15 weeks as she claims. TILA is not a LESBIAN and never was, she would just fuck who ever gave her money in TEXAS. I see the comments about her family stepping in, and well, to be honest, they wont even let her in their house because what she has done to them, They say they have no DAUGHTER. She is not allowed her nephew because of her drug habit according to her brother who lives her and still talks to us.
THERE IS THE TRUTH about THIEN NGUYEN”

I have a feeling that all of this Tila nonsense is coming to a head. Something is going to happen to her. There is no way she can continue on like this. I’m pretty sure she is high as a kite most of the time, hell, look at her in that photo that she posted. Tired – or wasted?

She’s a scam artist, sociopath, drug addict who is broke and her means of income has been shut down. She is going to get desperate for cash and drugs. If she doesn’t get popped for drugs, she’ll probably get popped for prostitution. It will come to that, trust me, I haven’t been wrong yet – heh.

Yes, it is sad, but it is also like a trainwreck that you know is coming, but can’t help but watch in awe, wondering how bad it is going to be when it crashes. And Tila’s crash, my friends, will not be pretty.

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UPDATE: Tila & Shawn Merriman have settled their lawsuits against one another. That poor bastard probably ended up paying her some coin. He also sued her though, for “intentional interference with a contract” because, he says, he was set to back t-shirts for Walmart, something that was axed after the assault allegations. Tila’s lawyer (yes, there is a person on this earth slimy enough to represent her) says that the settlement is confidential. [TMZ]

Tila Tequila makes a flip video of a photographer at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport) and threatens to post it on her twitter as she prepares to depart for Australia.

During the departure she claimed the (fake) “dent” in her head (caused after falling out of a chair) is part of the reason she recently had a (fake) miscarriage for her (fake) pregnancy.

She then shows off the (fake) engagement ring of her dead fiance, Casey Johnson, to the camera.

PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!

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Tila Tequila’s former bodyguards are sick and tired of her lies about them and are fighting back in a newly released press release.

Although client privacy is of the utmost importance to this company, they say they cannot sit back any longer while Tila spews lies about their employees, owner and company.

The press release says Tila is extremely sexually aggressive, has drug issues and whores herself out for money. Oh yeah, it’s juicy. And here it is:

The Bodyguard Group

www.TheBodyguardGroup.com

“Hire US & A U.S. Veteran Gets A Job”

02/14/2010 UPDATE: The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release

For 43 years, our company, The Bodyguard Group, has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance.

• This is our first and ONLY press release; in fact, 99% of our members’ work has NEVER been posted on our website.
• We are a private Celebrity Bodyguard referral group for U.S. Veterans and NOT a rent-a-guard security company.

However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us, the Hilton family, and other celebrities for the following reasons:

New rumors released by Tila and/or her supporters:

We have no comment on Tila texting and sending e mails to our owner asking him to arrange a $ 1 million dollar payment from members of the Saudi royal family for a night of sex with Tila Tequila. The Bodyguard Group would never be involved in anything like that.

We also have no comment on Tila Tequila trying to blackmail The Bodyguard Group, by e mailing our owner and demanding Corbey as a sex toy or Tila would file a harassment civil suit against us, for the alleged harassment she received during her drug intervention.

Tila alleging Harassment in any way shape or form is 100% false, we have texts, e mails, voice mails, screen shots of her on line messages and 5 eye witness statements documenting Tila said and did the following;

Tila said “she was harassed by us at her home”.

DOCUMENTED FACT:  our owner was NEVER alone with Tila, nor were any of our members ever alone with her, Tila said in person, online in saved screen shoots of her tweets & in front of witnesses she wanted to seduce Corbey and other members of our group and she predicted the date & time she would seduce Corbey and our other Celebrity Bodyguard members.

DOCUMENTED FACT:  Tila then tried on numerous occasions to seduce our members, in person, on line, in texts and by calling them when they were not working with her, asking them to be her sex toy, on cellular phone numbers ONLY given to be used in case of emergency.

Tila said “she was surprised to find 1 of our members in her living room”.

DOCUMENTED FACT: Again NONE of our members were ever alone with her, Tila tweeted and made several very sexual on line statements “yeaaa my Bodyguards are in my living room right now”, then posted photos of us in the living room, she only changed her story after we  terminated our relationship with her.

We saved ALL of this documentation for our protection, as Tila Tequila’s  extremely aggressive sexual behavior disturbed ALL of our Celebrity Bodyguard members more than anyone our members had ever protected, in our 43 years in this business.

The Stalker at Tila Tequila’s house:

We already have met and identified the Stalker at Tila Tequila’s house, he is a white male, 20, with the mental ability of a 12 year old, he lives with his family, down the street from Tila’s house and likes to sit on the curb near her home to wave “Hi” to all the cars as they drive by. He would wave “Hi” to us each day we were at her house, he is harmless and Tila has known this for over a month, as we told her this from day 1 at her house.

The Tila Tequila facts:

Tila has serious self-medication issues and emotional problems for which we pray she will get professional treatment. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.

As combat veterans, we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.

Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the extent of her self-medication and other things which we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided we could NOT perform any work for her.

However, we did try and help by explaining that she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.

When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high-end jewelry and watch pawn shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner and head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds. She gave our company her word: no press, no paparazzi. While we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.

We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about the Hiltons and other celebrities, until recently. That is why we are releasing this information today.

We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.

The Father of Tila’s Baby

We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila’s baby. Tila told us the father of her baby is her high-school sweetheart, a U.S. Army combat veteran who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.

As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other celebrities:

The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group with 100% respect.

Every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hiltons is 100% FALSE. Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other celebrities.

We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known.

The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O’ Brien and hundreds of other celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. combat veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.

All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have spent time with and taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our members extremely well.

We will never forget their acts of kindness towards our U.S. Veteran members and friends.

The Bodyguard Group

www.TheBodyguardGroup.com

“Hire US & A U.S. Veteran Gets A Job”

Insanity! Nothing here is shocking though. She’s a drug addicted whore with mental issues and an extreme need for attention. Not to mention the fact that she’s a complete manipulative con artist.

I am surprised that the company doesn’t sue her for defamation. I mean, it IS their business she is dragging through the mud, possibly costing them business and damaging their reputation. Yesterday she was going off about how she has proof that one of the bodyguards stole $15,000 from her. But the poor bitch doesn’t have $15,000 in the first place so we know that’s a lie!

As I keep saying and probably don’t need to convince you of, Tila Tequila lies about everything and anything. She is living in her own made up world, created in her head by her ego and the drugs she quaffs down.

This morning Tila hinted (all morning long) that she was having a miscarriage. Did I call this or WHAT?! As soon as I heard about her fall I knew that she would claim to have a fake miscarriage for her fake pregnancy. Yup. Too predictable. She is also making it sound like she is suicidal. You know, the usual crap.

Here are some of her tweets:

I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly. it hurts so much that Im crying wtf

I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened….bad….cuz thats the only thing I live & work hard for.

I’ve always had this weird premonition since I was a kid that I would die before I turned 30. Everything I manifest turns into reality….

Also EVERYTIME I go to hospital it gives me a flashback of something horrible that happened to me one night a few months ago……

I told many of my friends that I would seriously kill myself if anything ever happened. Im gonna try to calm down now. Im still in bed.

And then, in a complete 180, she is happy again, because, she says, she is adopting a 2-year-old boy from Russia. Yesterday she said she was going to adopt from Kazakhstan, a couple days before that it was Africa, and before that it was Vietnam, and even before that it was Haiti. Tomorrow it will be the North Pole.

Then after the adoption talk she starts promoting some photoshoot, and no more mention of pain or hospitals or miscarriages. It’s like nothing happened…

Crazy bitch.

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Update: We know that Tila’s bodyguards, publicist have quit, but now her blog and management team have quit as well, saying she is has no money, is on drugs and “slurs” her way through meetings only wearing a bra and panties.

Tila Tequila baby bump?

Tila Tequila is still trying to convince us that she is pregnant and last night she did a live Ustream showing off her “baby bump”.

I’m still not buying it.

I watched part of her broadcast last night (after it was over) and it was pretty much Tila talking about her boobs and how sore they were, how she is burping a lot and showing off her supposed baby bump.

She said, “I’m not going to tell you how far along I am.” Hmph, I wonder why..

Then she asked her viewers, “Would anyone like to marry me so I don’t have to be a single mommy?” Egad. For real? You know she is going to have a fake miscarriage just like her fake pregnancy.

She rambled on and on, occasionally talking about how she hadn’t slept forever, sometimes talking about her record label, blah, blah, blah, with the camera usually focusing on her boobs, which were spilling out of her bra. Because, she claims, they are filling up with milk.

As for her baby’s nationality she says: “My baby is half Vietnamese, half French, half African America, and umm…possibly a little bit  Caucasian. I dunno.” Ok, so let’s break it down. 1/2+1/2+1/2+1/5 = No baby.

Someone types, “The Game is not the daddy.” Tila responded with, “Um no, I don’t want him to be the daddy, all he wants is press and he’s gross. I’d rather be a single mommy than tell him his daddy’s a douchebag.” So my guess is next week (or tomorrow) she’ll name some other lucky bastard as the father.

Is Tila Tequila pregnant by The Game?

Is Tila Tequila really fricking pregnant this time?

Oh lawd NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Of all the times she has cried wolf, could she REALLY be knocked up this time? Say it isn’t so! If you follow the raving, lunatic, attention whore on Twitter, you know what a raving, lunatic, attention whore she is.Well, lately all she has been talking about (literaly 24/7) is that she is pregnant. She has been hinting that the father is rapper, The Game. As with everything else, I figured she was lying about this as well. Scary thing is, his Twitter page mentions his unborn child. I bet your stomach just turned and your heart dropped. Oh, and he also mentions sh*tting in a bag and throwing it out the window while on a road trip. So maybe these two really ARE soul mates!

So much for grief.

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UPDATE: The Game sat down with TMZ’s Harvey Levin and denied being the father, even going as far to say that he doesn’t even know her. He put it so eloquently: “I wouldn’t hit it with 50’s stick!”

In other batshit crazy attention whore news, Tila’s crazy posts on Twitter are not getting any more sane. Sunday night she posted:

I am the virgin Mary, and my child will be born Jesus Christ. I am the second Coming…….God told me so. I shall save all the good people.

Someone take the meth pipe away from her!

Photos: Tila Tequila leaves Dr Dre’s recording studios where The Game was reportedly working.

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Tila Tequila’s publicist Jessica Cohen has had it with her batsh*t crazy client.

Cohen decided to drop Tequila claiming “recent events” forced her to come to that decision. And we all know what those recent events were. Babbling on Twitter incessantly while claiming to be in mourning, lying about Casey Johnson and her family and anyone/everyone else for that matter, hinting multiple times that she is pregnant, posing for photographers when given the opportunity, accusing Nicky Hilton of killing Johnson’s dogs, etc., etc. I could go on and on…

Jessica Cohen spoke with TMZ and said: “Some matters need to remain private and away from media attention. I realized we need to part ways while she deals with the loss of her fiancee.”

Meaning: “Get me the funk away from this crazy bitch who makes no sense at all, is hopped up on drugs and is completely delusional.” Can’t blame her.

I’m hoping nobody will want to represent her and that she gets ostracized from Hollywood. Here’s to wishing…but full well knowing that won’t happen. Boo.

Sociopath, Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila at her home talking to reporters and posing for photographs as she CLEARLY grieves for her “wifey”.

Tila’s fiancee Casey Johnson, Johnson & Johnson heiress, was recently found dead in her apartment. While reportes took photos of her, Tila picked roses from her garden and posed for paparazzi as she “grieved” for Casey.

Tila is SICK and DEMENTED. Seriously. This girl needs to be put in a straight jacket. Her desire for fame is SO GREAT that she will even dance on her fiancee’s grave with her tits hanging out – all the while talking (bragging) about how she was the only one in the world who cared about Casey Johnson.

Can you say SOCIOPATH?!

Attributes of a sociopath:

# Glibness and Superficial Charm

# Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

# Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as “their right.”

# Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

# Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

# Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

# Incapacity for Love

# Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

# Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others’ feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

# Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

# Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet “gets by” by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

# Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others’ lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

# Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

# Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

# Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, NEED I SAY MORE?!

How sad and pathetic. They say that some good comes from every tragedy. The only good I see coming from this is that people (and Tila’s “Army”) will soon realize what a complete sociopath this woman is. I don’t even know what else to say. Maybe because there IS NOTHING ELSE to say. Figure it out, people. Tila is a piece of garbage. One not worthy of scraping off the bottom of your shoe.

MTV: I swear to gawd, if you EVER do another show with this psycho, I will do everything in my power to bring it down. ANYONE who gives this woman a DIME to talk or to tell of her grief or “love” for Casey Johnson should be publicly flogged. I am seriously SO angry about this. Casey might have been messed up, but her memory certainly does not deserve to be upstaged by this sociopathic FREAK!

PISSED!

-Spicy

[Photographs: Matt Smith, PacificCoastNews.com]

Tila Tequila

Oh gawd. Where do I start?

There was a big squabble over Casey Johnson’s dogs on Wednesday, and Tila Tequila played the usual drama queen in front of the cameras.

So this is what happened…

Lifelong friend Nikki Hilton and Bijiou Phillips came to Tila’s home to retrieve some of Casey’s belongings and her two dogs, on behalf of her family.

Apparently this was ALL WORKED OUT ahead of time with Tila’s assistant. But when the girls showed up, Tila changed her mind and refused to open the door or answer her phone. Instead she called the cops and created this entire fricking dramatic scene. Because drama makes good publicity.

Of course Tila is claiming one thing – and Nikki and Bijiou aren’t talking. Because, you know, they don’t need the press. But Tila, on the other hand, IS talking and crying and playing the “grieving widow” in front of the paparazzi.

As Nikki and Bijiou took the dogs from Tila’s residence, police supervised it all. Tila told the paparazzi that Nikki and Bijiou planed on putting the dogs down so they could be buried with Casey. When asked if it was true, Bijiou said, “No.”

As the women pulled away in their vehicle, Tila came out with a bag of dog food and stood there as though the dogs couldn’t possibly eat if they didn’t have that very bag of food. Then she said, “They don’t care about the dog food…they don’t care..” and starts sobbing.  Tila knows, they don’t need the dog food. She’s just good at toying with the media and that’s exactly what she was doing. Playing the victim...again.

The Hiltons have been friends with Casey Johnson her entire lifetime. In fact, Nikki even hosted a memorial for Casey Tuesday night at her home. It was attended by Casey’s family, close friends and The Hilton’s. Tila was not invited.

After the dogs were gone Tila took the time to, of course, chat with the media. Because this is what SHE LIVES FOR, bitches! So the press asked her why she thought Nikki and Bijiou were going to put the dogs down and as usual, she COULDN’T GIVE A GOOD ANSWER.

That’s because she is a pathological LIAR! She lies about EVERYTHING. So why should this be any different? She knows how to manipulate the press and that’s exactly what she is doing, AGAIN!

THEN…she pretends like she is done talking to the press and starts to go inside, but the reporters start screaming more questions at her, mainly about her “grief” and she turned back around and kept playing “the little sad girl” role.

Liar. Liar. Liar. Another example of her lying is in one of her tweets: “Meeting with my family and my Fiance’s Family.” = LIE.
A Johnson family representative adamantly denied that the family EVER had plans to meet with her. Another family friend told New York Daily News: “Casey’s longtime friends, and her family, are disgusted by the way Tila Tequila, is using Casey’s death to get attention for herself. She wants publicity, no matter what. She’s trying to get people to pay her to talk.”

She’s disgusting and the people who “follow” her and kiss her ass are SO naive. Wake up kids, you’re being fooled by a scam artist.