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Tom Cruise and wifey poo Katie Holmes went with Victoria Beckham and kids to David Beckham’s final game in Spain.

The fairly new BFF’s hit Madrid’s nightlife afterward. They had dinner at Madrid’s top restaurant El Xistu and then went to Shabay nightclub where they partied until after 7am.

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Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne

Yes, that really is Sharon before the many surgeries.  Sharon and Ozzy met when Sharon’s father managed Black Sabbath.  Ozzy credits her with saving his life. They’ve been married over 20 years.  Definitely one of Hollywood’s oddest couples.

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We knew that David and Victoria were coming to America but we didn’t know that Tom Cruise had lured them. Beckham said yesterday that he had talked it over with Cruise and that Cruise convinced him to make the move.

“I talked with him for about an hour last night and an hour the night before. I asked him for his advice.
He’s a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that’s a big favor.
He couldn’t speak any higher than what he was saying about L.A.”

Beckham recently scored a five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy. But we have a feeling that isn’t the only reason David and Victoria are moving to LA.

The Beckhams and Cruises have been friends for two years now and are often seen attending events and eating at lavish restaurants together.

You can bet the Cruises have been baiting with Beckhams with the largest of Hollywood promises and dreams.
Katie is working Victoria by telling her that she is going to hook her up with huge movie roles and that she will get her in with the proper crowd to jump start her career.

Katie has also been talking Scientology with Victoria. Rumor is that Victoria is biting.

Scientology seems to be the perfect religion for Posh. She wouldn’t settle for anything that didn’t cost a lot..

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Source: NYDailyNews

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