Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee recently admitted that female fans cannot take a single step into his dressing room unless they strip for him.

Gee, surprise, surprise!

Laughing, Tommy told Britain’s Daily Star:

“I always have a pretty strict rule that I enforce in my dressing room. You’re not allowed in unless you remove an article of clothing. And I’m not talking about your socks. It’s pretty f***ing crazy and we have a good time.”

Not that this is anything new for any major rock star. The groupies always come in droves, willing to do anything and everything no matter how humiliating, to meet their idols.

Tommy is not only living it up with his endless supply of hangers-on, he says he recently hooked up with a British chick on the internet. He is smitten.

“I love British women and their cute accents. I have lots of lady friends but not anyone making me crazy. There is a girl in London who I’m looking forward to seeing but haven’t met yet, and she is really hot. We have been communicating but she lives there and I live in the States. I met her on the internet.”

If the karma gods have anything to do with it I am hoping maybe it’s a hot chick with a peen!

Oh wait, I forgot, he likes that…!

To hear that someone is impersonating a celebrity on the internet isn’t that shocking, really.

But for some reason I find this story to be somewhat amusing.

Someone has created a profile for Tommy Lee on MillionaireMatch.com, which is most likely getting tons of response from ladies looking to hook up with the rocker.

A candid photo of Lee sitting in front of his laptop is used as the profile’s pic, and Lee’s supposed ‘handle’ is “d33pthr0at.” Of course it is..

The faux profile describes Lee as “single, Caucasian, drummer, 46, has kids, smokes and drinks regularly, travels a lot.”

From the profile:

“WHAT UP BEAUTIFUL BUNNIES. I’M TOMASS, LOOKING FOR HUNNIES TO PARTY WITH, MOSTLY WEST COAST BUT I TRAVEL THE WORLD SO IF YOU ELSEWHERE, WE COULD STILL CHILL.”

Well, that sounds about right. I’m liking the name “TomAss.” I’m just shocked they didn’t mention the size of his appendage! If I was creating a fake Tommy Lee profile that’s probably ALL I would talk about! That thing probably looks like a horny toad with bumps and warts all over it. Heh.

Tommy’s camp is adamant that the real drummer boy is not looking for babes on the internet. Sorry, hookers. They stated, “Tommy Lee has no knowledge of this website or of this posting.”

Lee is reportedly dating a contestant from “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” at this time. Ha!

On a side note, they should have called the website, “Sugar Daddies and Gold Diggin’ Money Grubbers.” Ya think?

[TMZ]

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces, they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

- Tommy Lee says he and ex-wife Pamela Anderson are together once again.

A new book by Jon Holmes coming out this June called ‘Rock Star Babylon’ tells stories of rock stars and their crazy lifestyles.

One of the more bizarre tales in the book is about Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx holding a contest “to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.”

I know…WTF.

So for TWO MONTHS those bastards ignored their personal hygiene all while having sex with multiple sluts on a nightly basis.

Everything came to a head (literally) when a young groupie giving Sixx oral vomited all over him, unable to handle the foul stench.  The event became known as ‘The Spaghetti Incident’, as the girl had eaten pasta beforehand.

Grossest story ever. It’s even better than the Led Zeppelin Seattle Edgewater Inn fish story! (Google it, kids.)

If you recall GNR also had an album out called The Spaghetti Incident. An album named after her and everything. Heh. The poor girl!

Oh well, maybe the next time she thought twice before giving a dirty rock star head!

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From 1999, Tommy Lee’s Methods of Mayhem, Get Naked, which actually didn’t suck.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee – Rolling Stone, May 10, 2001

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Kid Rock says after his bitch fight last month with Tommy Lee, that there is only one thing he regrets about it. That he didn’t hit him more!

Not because he’s sad he didn’t whip Tommy’s ass, but that he feels it may have helped to promote his new album, Rock N’ Roll Jesus, which hits stores this week.

He says,

“If I had known the attention it would get, and right before my album is due, I would have thrown a few more punches.”

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Related Kid Rock News:

Kid Rock’s Rolling Stone Photo Shoot

Kid Rock says Pamela Anderson lied about her miscarriage

Tommy Lee wants to fight Kid Rock in the ring to settle their dispute after a heated argument took place between the two at the MTV VMAs.

Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher has offered the two bad boys a chance to fight in a winner-takes-all $1.5 million fight in, where else, Vegas. Sources say the prize money may go as high as $4 million. If the fight were to take place it would happen on New Years Eve at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

Tommy is all for it but Kid is still considering the opportunity.

A friend of Tommy’s said, “Tommy Lee is being a man about it. He wants to take Kid Rock down.”

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Other Tommy Lee/ Kid Rock News:

Kid Rock’s girlfriend cheated on him? (SFG)

Tommy Lee has not quit Motley Crue (TS)

Kid Rocks says Pamela Anderson is a media whore (RS)

Tommy Lee wants to apologize to Alicia Keys for his scuffle involving Kid Rock at the MTV VMAs. Apparently the fight between the two broke out during her performance.

Lee explained his side of the story on his website:

“Here I am minding my own, having a great time with my friend Criss Angel and watching the MTV awards in the front row… Pamela comes and sits on my lap, who I love and adore… I get a tap on the shoulder form Kid Pebble. I stand up and embrace him with a semi-hug and say, ‘Hey dude, what up?’ He punches me in the face…more like a bitch slap! Anyway, I go to knock this jealous no-career havin’ country bumpkin the f**k out… and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly-ass mug, security guards at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they’ll break my arm.

Anyway… I would like to apologise to Alicia and… MTV for the disrespectful bulls**t caused by a piece of s**t called Kid Pebble!”

Ok, my bad for initially thinking Tommy may have started this one. I was wrong. It was just so hard picking between the two morons!

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