Natalie Smith Photo

Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s new girlfriend, taking the place of Jessica Simpson.

Wow, that was fast! (What was that I said earlier this week about NFL players not being able to keep their d*cks in their pants?)

Well, as it turns out, Natalie Smith may have been in the picture longer than we thought. Even though we are just learning about her, we know that Natalie and Tony have been texting and chatting for months – even while Jessica Simpson and Tony were still together.

In fact, Tony introduced Jessica to Natalie backstage during her February 6th concert. The same concert that Jessica told the crowd that Tony was “the man who loves me!”

Natalie described to Us Weekly (what is she doing talking to them already?!) what it was like meeting Jessica. “We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage. She was cool and nice.”

Natalie met Tony through the man who was his associate athletic director at Eastern Illinois University. She is his daughter.Sources say that the couple are not officially dating, but you can bet that’s where it is headed. Of course they aren’t going to come right out and say it now, not with the media sh*t storm that’s been going on with him.

As for Jessica, she’s been seen running and going to the gym almost daily. You kinda have to feel for her. Getting dumped the night before your birthday HAS to suck. I’m thinking maybe she and Jenifer Aniston should hook-up and say, ’screw the men’! Heh..

[Us]

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Tony Romo did a video for Funny or Die recently where he talks about being a product spokesperson.

So what do you think, is it funny – or should it die?

[FOD]

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo DID break-up, according to reports from People magazine.

Romo reportedly broke it off with Jessica on Thursday night, the night before her 29th birthday. Ouch!  But I’m sure Dallas Cowboy fans are thrilled. They liked to say that Jessica jinxed the team you know..

The football quarterback was spotted partying with buddies at Hollywood’s MyHouse nightclub on Jessica’s birthday. Didn’t take him long to get over her, eh? The least he could have done was lay low for her birthday, geeze. Show some respect!

Hmm..Jessica is single, and ex-husband Nick Lachey is recently single as well. Do you think there’s a chance they might reunite? You never know, Hollywood is crazy like that!

[PM]

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Jessica Simpson does June 2009 Vanity Fair.

Since Jesica Simpson and Tony Romo have been dating, the public has been all up in their business.

Is she a curse to Romo’s team, the Dallas Cowboys? Is Papa Joe controlling the relationship?

However, the couple say they have allowed none of that negativity into their lives and insist they are stronger than their haters.

For the first time, Tony Romo opens up about Jessica and their relationship in the June issue of Vanity Fair, where Jessica graces the cover. He shows his admiration and love for Jessica without being sappy or looking p-whipped.

He says, “We’re very similar in that we both appreciate the hometown feel to a lot of things, and live our life like that. She comes to a ton of games. She’s a supportive girlfriend.”

Once the football season is over, Romo says he and Jess jut like to kick back, chill and enjoy each other. “A lot of people head to Vegas, go back to their hometowns, colleges, and stuff. I was just like, ‘Let’s rent a house and sit around and watch football.’ It seemed like a good decision. But when you’re in the public eye, things can be perceived differently.”

“You know, it’s very hard when you lose, because games are important, and so many people put so much time and effort in. It’s nice to have someone to come home to and try and make you feel better.”

Simpson chimes in,  “That’s how the story goes. Can’t help it. But we don’t let it affect our relationship. If we did, we wouldn’t be together, because it happened at the very beginning. Dating the Cowboys quarterback comes with hype, the fans, the bloggers, but I’ve never dated a guy that was more simple. I’m always there for him after a game, and he knows he has me to come home to.”

[PM/VF]

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Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo hits the golf course with girlfriend Jessica Simpson’s father, Joe Simpson, at the Weddington Gold & Tennis Club in Studio City.

Because if you’re doin’ my daughter…you’re alright by me…

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“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

- Uber sharp Jessica Simpson says Tony Romo (and not just anybody) is the love of her life so far.

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Personally, I can’t stand Jessica Simpson’s voice, so it doesn’t matter what she sings, I don’t like it.

That goes for Ashlee too.

However, I think that country is a good career move on Jessica’s part, she’s got that Southern Belle thing going on. It’s her only shot at really making it in the music industry because if this fails she’ll have to go back to the bubbly mainstream crap she has been doing all along.

Also it seems that she and Tony Romo are back on – but this time Papa Joe isn’t calling the shots.

Tony didn’t like how Joe meddled in he and Jessica’s business constantly so he laid down the law. He agreed to attend Ashlee’s wedding and give it another shot with Jessica, but only if Joe backed off. A sure sign that it won’t work out in the long run, because really, how long do you think Joe will be able to stay away?

Exactly.

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“I’m not going to lie and say that I don’t want to see Tony and me in the pictures. It is a good airplane reading if you throw it away when you get off. I’m good at that. I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing. That’s interesting to me. Do I read the stories? Not really. I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.”

- Jessica Simpson likes to see herself and Tony Romo in the gossip rags

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Star magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s March 28th hospitalization for a kidney infection was brought on by months of partying and excessive drinking.

Simpson, who has been hopping from one guy to the next since divorcing Nick Lachey, is currently dating Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo, who likes to party.

A source said, “She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”

The source adds that Simpson and Tony have been partying hard for months and that it led to her hospitalization. It was “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Jessica’s infections were brought on by the drinking? Now, I’m not a doctor, but I have never heard of a bladder infection caused by drinking alcohol. However, I do know that sex can bring that sh*t on, and you know these two are going at it like mad. Jessica also requested a pregnancy test during her hospital stay.

According to Wikipedia: “A common cause of UTI is an increase in sexual activity, such as vigorous sexual intercourse with a new partner. The term “honeymoon cystitis” has been applied to this phenomenon.”

Heh. Yup. There you have it folks. Spicy’s diagnosis.

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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson (with tag-a-long Ken Paves of course) had a blast last night at the Key Club in Hollywood.

Metal Skool was playing and they insisted that Tony come up and belt out Journey’s 80s anthem, ‘Don’t Stop Believin’. Tony didn’t seem too hip on the idea until the band got everyone cheering, ‘Pussy!’ at him.

Guys are so easy to convince to do anything. Just call them a pussy and they’ll do it. It’s so simple. Heh.

We have to give it up for Tony though, he went through with it knowing he was going to suck. He still had a good time even though he couldn’t get Jessica to sing with him, and it looks like the crowd did too.

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