Lindsay Lohan in London doing what she does best. Partying.

Lohan has been hitting the clubs during her stay across the pond, and according to one source, suffered what seemed to be a sort of breakdown while out on the town.

The Mirror is reporting that while at London’s Cuckoo nightclub last week Lohan seemed out of it, with her stringy hair hanging in her face and mumbled over and over that she felt like she was caged.

A source told the gossip rag that Lohan was even saying it in the bathroom. “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.”

As for Dr. Drew saying that he envisions Lindsay losing a limb or something major before she gets sober, Lohan tweeted Friday, “I thought REAL doctors talk to patients in offices behind closed doors. Am I wrong? Hmmmmm. I think NOT! Yay!”

The old Lohan has returned, cocky as ever and in full swing. I wonder what craziness lies ahead.

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I am pretty sure that if there is a way to get high – Amy Winehouse has tried it. And when you have exhausted all other avenues, you invent new ways to ingest the drugs.

After all, you really need to give the track marks and bloody nose a break every once in awhile..

Winehouse recently purchased a cotton candy maker and was anxious to show it off to friends during a party. That’s when Winehouse’s junkie pal, Mik Whitnall (Babyshambles] thought it would be funny to throw some cocaine into the sugary mixture used to make the pink candy. I’m guessing the idea came to him during a totally sober moment.

Whitnall let Amy eat some of the concoction before telling her what he had done.

When she found out, she of course thought it was hysterical and now makes all of her cotton candy laced with a little blow.

Circus candy on crack. When snorting and shooting just don’t do it anymore..

I’m sure the Grim Reaper is on standby.

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Trainwreck junkie Amy Winehouse won’t be getting any freebies or loans from fashion bigwigs anytime soon.

Amy recently borrowed nearly $50,000 in Harvey Nichols dresses and returned them splattered in vomit to the dismay of the fashion bosses.

Disgusted, they decided to charge Amy for the gowns which were made of silk and satin.

But not only were the upscale dresses adorned with her puke, by the time she got around to returning them her splatters had grown green fuzzy mold!

A source explains,

“Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

Amy is so wrapped up in being a marathon druggie that she can’t even function anymore.  I’m surprised all that was on the dress was vomit.  There could have been a whole lot more where that was coming from!

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George Michael was caught again this weekend with drugs while carousing a public bathroom.

Of course the bathroom was one of those where gay men have random sexual encounters.

A bathroom attendant informed police and when officers arrived they found Michael, 45, with marijuana and crack cocaine on him.  He was taken to a police station where he admitted the drugs were his.

Police say that the pop star “showed remorse” so they decided to let it go and not charge him with anything, which seems odd since Michael has been arrested numerous times for the same thing.  Makes no sense.

A police spokesperson said, “He was taken to a North London police station where he received a caution for possession of class A and class C drugs. He has been released and there will be no further action.”

Ok, so don’t throw him in jail, but at least make this guy go to rehab.  He’s a MESS!

Elton John and Lily Allen presented awards together at yesterday’s GQ Men of the Year awards show in London and it didn’t go as smoothly as planned.

It became clear very quickly that Elton was getting annoyed with Lily, who was on a steady pace to getting wasted before the show even started.  The fact that she was toting around her own bottle of champagne didn’t help either.  In between presentations she pulled out her bottle, topped off her glass and chugged down some more.

As the evening went on Lily’s demeanor became brash and the F-bombs were being hurled like no tomorrow.

At one point Elton decided to put her in her place by embarrassing her in front of the entire audience and calling her out for her drunkeness.

After Lily announced, “and now the most important part of the night,” Elton interrupted saying cattily,  “What? Are you going to have another drink?”

Surprisingly, she didn’t kick his ass right then and there.  Instead she snipped, “F**k off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”

Elton fired back,

“I could still snort you under the table!”

Now that’s something to brag about.  But I am certain he speaks the truth.  That old queen has done more cocaine than most of all Hollywood combined.  He’s like the Dyson in a world of Hoovers.

The public fight between Elton and Lily was just the tip of the iceberg.  Lily also announced to the crowd that her brother Alfie had become engaged.  Too bad he and his bride-to-be hadn’t told anyone yet.

And she also let it be known that octogenarian’s aren’t too old for her.  At least Tony Bennett isn’t.  When Elton mentioned the singer’s age Lily bragged, “I’d still f**k him!”  I’m sure Tony’s wife was impressed to say the least.

She’s wild, she’s loose and she’s hammered, but I like her. She’s a little crazy and out of control but honestly, we all like to watch a good trainwreck.

Blake Incarcerated’s mother, Georgette Civil, wants her daughter-in-law, Amy Winehouse, to be arrested after she was filmed snorting cocaine off a CD case in a Camden club last month.

Georgette told News of the World that prison would do Amy far more good than rehab.

“I’m shocked by the video. When I look at Amy I think: ‘For Christ’s sake, just get a grip of yourself.’ Enough is enough.

As the police know Amy is a drug addict – and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs – they should arrest her and put her behind bars. Rehab clinics are a waste of money, unless you want them to work. Amy doesn’t want to give up drugs, so she’s got to learn the hard way in prison.

Police have to act. She is making a mockery of the law. It has got to stop. The price Amy has got to pay is losing her freedom.”

A few months back, Britain’s top police officer, Sir Ian Blair, said he wanted celebrity junkies who were caught doing drugs on film to be prosecuted.

However, Amy has been caught on film before, and police couldn’t prove what she was taking so therefore they couldn’t charge her. So I don’t see how this is going to be any different.

Georgette says that her son’s wife needs to get clean because her husband has already done so while serving time.

“Prison has helped Blake give up drugs and he’s doing brilliantly in Edmunds Hill. When he went in Pentonville last November he was in a terrible mess. His skin was a horrible dirty yellow color, he was painfully thin and he had dead eyes. I will never forget that haunted look. I feared we were going to lose him. But they gave him amazing medical treatment in prison to get him off drugs and then helped him conquer his personal demons. It worked a miracle.

Now nine months on he looks amazing. He has put on nearly two stone (28 pounds) in weight, his skin is glowing with health and he is so relaxed and happy. But while Blake has been inside, Amy has gone disastrously downhill. Prison worked for Blake. It’s the only thing that can now save Amy.”

Although I don’t see it happening, at least not due to this particular video, I do agree that she needs to be put away somewhere where she has no access to drugs. But it won’t happen unless she gets caught firsthand by a police officer.

I have a hard time believing that Blake is 30 pounds heavier and off drugs completely. He was as much of a mess as his wife before he went into the clink. Hopefully it’s true for Amy’s sake, it might be her only chance.  But honestly, I don’t think that her husband could even save her at this point.

After her interesting performance at Glastonbury where she smacked a fan while singing Rehab, Amy Winehouse checked back into the clinic where she had been receiving treatment the past two weeks.

Then last night she checked back out.

To celebrate, she hit the streets of London for a night of partying and (most likely) getting geeked out of her head. The junkie soul singer was out until 4:30am.

A source told The Sun, “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened. Sunday was like she was on a terrible comedown from the whole thing.”

Amy’s spokesperson said that Amy is currently receiving outpatient care.

Trainwreck or not, I love Amy Winehouse’s performances.

Amy was off-the-hook this weekend at the annual Glastonbury music festival. She spit her gum into the crowd, smacked a fan who may have been getting a little handsy with her (in video 3), and told the crowd that Kanye West is a c*nt!

During Amy’s performance she carried around a paper cup, careful to not spill it’s contents, and she decorated her massive beehive with cocktail umbrellas.

Despite being recently diagnosed with and hospitalized for emphysema, Amy Winehouse has already been photographed smoking.

Amy’s father, Mitch, recently spoke out to the press saying that the disease could possibly kill her if she doesn’t quit drugs and smoking.

“The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her,” he said.

He added that she she may need a permanent oxygen mask and possibly a wheelchair if she doesn’t get healthy.

David H. Nielson, a thoracic surgeon in San Antonio, told Us magazine, “She’s only 24 yet she has the lungs of an 80-year-old . . She’s going to get fatigued [on stage] and have to rest with supplemental oxygen. It will dramatically effect her career. To have this type of emphysema already will likely shorten her life to about 50 years of age,” says Nielson.

50? Bitch won’t make it that long. Not at the rate she is going…