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Winehouse Must Quit Drugs or Face Dire Consequences

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch confirmed reports that his daughter is suffering from emphysema.

She is reportedly in the early stages of the disease.

He said that if Amy doesn’t stop using drugs that she may end up in a wheelchair within a month and may have to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive. He added that if she doesn’t get clean she could die within months.

“To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her,” he said.

Mitch Winehouse wants Amy to stay away from Pete Doherty and has warned drug dealers to o the same.

“I’m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either . . The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid – she wouldn’t have been able to breathe.

“My family have been criticized for not doing enough for Amy. Some say we should put her in a room and throw away the key but that’s against the law. In our limited way, we are doing the best we can and we are being guided by the doctors and psychologists.

“There’s no need to cry yet. If, God forbid, doctors said they can’t help her, then that’s when we can have a good cry. But if she doesn’t go back to drugs then she can lead this magnificent life. With her husband Blake too, if he gets clean as well.”

“I’ve started to see my old Amy back. We’ll just have to see how great her resolution is.”

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More Drugged Up Amy Winehouse Footage/Photos

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

News of the World obtained more drug photos & video of junkie Amy Winehouse, and as usual, they aren’t very pretty.

In the video, [see it HERE] Amy is heard singing to the tune of the children’s song, “Head, shoulders, knees and toes.” Instead, Amy has made up her own words. She sings, “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips . . and deaf and dumb and blind and gay,” as Blake rolls the video.

At one point foil and heroin are seen in the footage as Blake messes with the camera.

In another shot, Blake films Amy as she sleeps. He says, “This is how you sleep when you haven’t slept for two days.”

Along with the crazy video footage are numerous photos. Photos of Amy’s boobs, her and her homemade crackpipe, Blake and Amy with pills on their tongues, and many other glamorous shots. One photo reportedly is of Amy jerking Blake off with one hand while she chats on the phone on the other! See? Junkies have the best sex lives!

See more at News of the World.

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Party-Goer to Lindsay Lohan: That’s My Mink Coat, Bitch!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

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Lindsay and Masha in the same mink coat

Masha Markova, 22, wore her $11,000 blond mink coat to a private birthday party at 1Oak in Ny’s Meatpacking District on January 26th, but left without it after someone stole it from the coat room.

The exclusive party was for a friend of Stavros Niarchos’ and the place was closed to the public. Markova claims she was seated near Lindsay Lohan, and that she placed her expensive mink in a bin with other guest’s coats. She never thought anyone would actually walk away with it. Well, she thought wrong, Lohan was in the house!

An hour later, when Markova went to leave, the coat was gone and she was devastated. However, a couple weeks later as she was leafing through a gossip magazine she spotted her coat being worn by none other than firecrotch!

She told the NY Post, “I was actually talking on the phone to my grandmother about something else, and then I flipped through the magazine, saw the picture said, ‘I need to call you back.’ It was my coat. It was no doubt!”

After seeing more photos of Blohan partying that night, Markova noticed the actress was sporting a black jacket prior to attending the party.

The club’s owners finally recovered the coat, but have refused to say how.

“They were very discreet, never mentioned a name or even the word ‘coat,’ ” Markova said. “They just said, ‘We’re going to bring you something.’”

Of course when she got the coat back it had been Lohan-ized, apparently smelling of cigarette smoke, booze and there’s even a new tear in the lining.

Markova has brought her attorney into this and they want Lohan to pay $10,000 for the three weeks that the coat was in Lohan’s care. Markova doesnt exactly call Lohan a thief, but she does say, “I don’t see how it could have been an accident.”

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Amy’s Bald Spot

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Amy Winehouse went without her trademark beehive recently, and really, she should put it back on!

Looking worse every time I see new pics, this time Amy rocked a thinning bald spot on the back of her head where her ratty beehive usually sits. She probably glues that thing on with Super Glue or something. Maybe it gets hungry and muches on the top of her head.

Well, she probably forgets to feed it!

Skinny crackhead girlfriend running around in a bra looking like a beat-up plucked chicken…and it’s not getting any better.

[DailyMail]

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Pop Another Pill, Paula!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum – probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

Check it out.

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Amy Winehouse in Action

Monday, April 28th, 2008

It’s bad enough seeing pics of Amy Winehouse looking a total mess, but to see her on video takes it to a whole other level.

The massively talented junkie went through a drive-thru with her God-daughter and another female and it seems Amy could NOT hold still. Obviously high, she twitched and moved around in her seat like a three year old would. She seems quite happy though, probably because she’s loaded.

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Amy Winehouse Arrested for Assault / Blake’s New Woman?

Friday, April 25th, 2008

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Photos: DailyMail.co.uk

Amy Winehouse was arrested earlier today in London on suspicion of assault.

Amy reported to the London police station by appointment for questioning regarding the incident we told you about yesterday where she head-butted a man who was trying to hail her a cab. Winehouse, who was completely trashed at the time, thought the man was molesting her.

amy winehouse arrested

A Scotland Yard spokesman stated, “A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment. She is currently in custody.”

When Amy arrived at the station she must have been loaded because a police spokesperson said she was initially not fit to be interrogated. “The doctor has seen the 24-year old woman and has said that she is not fit to be interviewed. That means that we cannot deal with her for at least four hours and until the doctor has seen her again.”

If Amy is found guilty of assault she faces up to six months in jail and a £2,000 fine.

Meanwhile, Blake Fielder-Civil made an appearance in court today just hours before his wife was arrested. Amy did not make the hearing, but a young blonde named Sophie Schandorff, who was obviously very much into Blake, did. Blake seemed elated.

They were seen mouthing “I love you” to each other repeatedly. Blake said, “You all right, babe?” and made a waving gesture to her to suggest she come visit him in prison. And again she mouthed back, “I love you, I love you”, before the court warned her to stop. Later she told reporters that she and Blake are good friends who have known each other for awhile. Riiigghht.

Oh, can’t you just feel it? Amy and Blake’s junkie love story is about to come to an end. So much for happy endings.

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Countdown to Amy Winehouse’s Death

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Photo: DailyMail

Although you wouldn’t think it would be possible for Amy Winehouse to to be in any worse condition, it is.

Winehouse went on a rampage Wednesday morning on the streets of London after a long night of drinking at the pubs and doing smack, or blow, or whatever she decided to geek out on that night.

Amy spent six hours in the bars drinking with musician pals and getting wasted. Onlookers say Amy was really messed up. A source told The Sun, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

She also wanted to play pool. But the tables were full and when a bar patron didn’t give up his table for her she hit him in the face. The victim, Mustapha el Mounmi, 27, said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back- she’s a woman.”

At nearly 3am Amy finally decided to head home. At some point a man tried to hail her a cab, which she didn’t take lightly. She was so out of it, she thought he was trying to grope her, which led her to head-butt the guy. Well now he’s pissed and it looks like Amy is risking arrest.

A Metropolitan police spokesperson said, “Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23. A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

But it doesn’t end there. When the junkie trainwreck got home she realized she had lost her keys (of course) and had to have friends help her break in through the garage. So now everyone knows her house is easy to get into. Heh.

Oh, Amy.

It’s not even sad anymore. It’s just disgusting. Junkies are pathetic beings. And to think she was voted top ROLEMODEL in the UK by British teens. Yikes.

Amy is going to die, folks. Yeah, I’m saying it. Look at her. Look at how much she has changed in the past two years. Her body is wasting away, her face is caving in. One of these days a fix is going to result in a dirt nap. It won’t be long.

Tick tock, tick tock…

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Amy Winehouse Celebrates 420 Early

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Last Friday Amy Winehouse was photographed smoking pot in the open streets of London.

Amy was snapped puffing on a reefer after returning home from a party.  According to NOTW, Winehouse was a little messed up and was hurling expletives at a friend. Nothing new, and I’m sure marijuana wasn’t the only thing she was on!

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